Hello hello, all you patrons. Someone didn’t get their riff in on time again, so that means it’s time for more chatlogs riffing the worst of the worst (or at least the funniest of the worst) My Little Pony fanart scraped from the depths of the fansite Equestria Daily!
Ok, fine, some of it’s not necessarily bad in a qualitiative sense; some of it’s just baffling or has uncomfortable implications to be read into it. But worthy of snark, regardless.
Unfortunately February continues to pound on me. This week it was a quartet of being on-call, having to work overtime on a project that was dumped on me without much notice, blowing out a tire and having to spend many hours trapped at the auto repair shop waiting for them to replace it, and FPM throwing out her back while we were shoveling about a foot of snow off our driveway. All within about three days of each other. That all left me without any time or energy to actually get something written.
So, instead I give you this tribute to Carl and his people! I searched up any moblin fanart I could find, and let me tell you there… is not a whole lot of it.
Even so, I did find a few to share with the class.
Title: By Griffin Law
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Genre: Romance, Drama, and “Dark” (but it’s actually just porn)
URL: Chapter 1 and Chapter 2
Critiqued by: Serketry and AdmiralSakai
The ‘fic under review today contains highly explicit and bizarre sexual content and… just… ick.
It’s a cold November day in RIFFCON, and the lone janitor makes his rounds, switching on consoles and turning up the thermostat. Seeing another opening…
Morning y’all, I’m Serk- wait…
Why isn’t this working?
*AdmiralSakai wanders out of another room in a bathrobe and Rainbow Dash slippers and promptly trips over some errant JPEG artifacts*
What’s all this?
Dammit, I’m snopping wrong. Morning, sir.
And a fine morning to you as well!
It won’t be for long, we got another orphan on the scopes.
*Sees that it is By Griffin Law*
You had to go and pick this one, didn’t you?
I’m just working down the list.
Yeah, full disclosure, I’ve read this thing cover to cover already, and… well, I won’t say it’s my least favorite clopfic, although I’m not really sure what my least favorite clopfic is since the stories I hate the most aren’t clearly for porn but rather grimdark or edgy ‘fics with a lot of sexual content in them, but…
So it’s tied for least favorite?
Yeah let’s just go with that.
[We’re trying to get back into the swing of putting up filler posts on off-days. Lyle will be back shortly, but for the moment we’re still working on formatting everybody’s guest riffs and we’ve got nothing for today, so here’s something that’s been in the drafts folder for a while. – BatJamags]
Hello hello all you patrons! If you’re seeing this, it means that one of the other Librarians (probably some disorganized sod who doesn’t schedule their riffs two weeks to a year in advance) has nothing to present today, so instead you are getting the highlights (or lowlights, depending on your point of view) of Serketry’s and my nightly chatlogs riffing pretty-much-randomly-assorted My Little Pony fanart, edited and reformatted for clarity.
NOTE: Today’s art show is NSFW due to nude fairies.
With GenCon across the weekend and two days of entertaining guests following in its wake, I once again have to cop out of my normal Wednesday riff. Sorry about that.
So, en lieu of an actual riff, I decided I’d dig up some Navi fanart in honor of Sexi!Navi. Let’s check it out!
So, as the title very clearly indicates, I procrastinated like a fool, and my riff wound up not getting finished on time.
…So here, have some pictures as a half-hearted apology for it!
Firstly, from Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl, DeviantART user Ritzueli gives us a look at the Story Mode party:
Etrian Odyssey 2: Heroes of Lagaard gives us a very bored Gunner gal having herself a tea, seemingly unaware that she’s about to be slaughtered by butterflies and a mole (no, really, that’s what that pink-and-purple thing in the corner is):
DeviantART user thejabawack introduces us to their guild, “Scoobs,” from Etrian Odyssey 3: The Drowned City:
Over in Etrian Odyssey 4: Legends of the Titan, it would appear that one of the Landsknechts got into a bit of a shouting match with Chrom from Fire Emblem: Awakening, and things have gotten a bit out of hand:
And finally, in Etrian Odyssey 5: Beyond the Myth, DeviantART user Kuerag shows us a guild of adventurers taking a quick lunch break:
Have a good weekend, everybody!
Hey, patrons! So, teh influenzaz finally finished moving its way through the Taco clan and during the weekend landed up my facular region. So, instead of writing a riff for you all this week, I’ve been hanging out in my blanket fortress trying to figure out which of the dancing pickles on my pillow are real and which are fever delusions. I haven’t quite figured that one out yet, but that singing one on the far right is probably real.
Anyway, since the Sexy Santa Bear fanart has been among the most popular searches that’s lead people to our little corner of the interwebs (Some very confused and dissapointed people hoping for a gallery of Sexy Santa Bear), I decided to up the game with some sexy Ganondorf for you all! I am so, so sorry.
Needless to say that behind the break is some NSFW content.