2311: Harry Potter Becomes a Communist – Chapters 63-73

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Sixty-ThreeSixty-fourSixty-FiveSixty-SixSixty-SevenSixty-EightSixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-OneSeventy-Two, and Seventy-Three
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everyone, and welcome back to what has somehow become the less offensive of two fics that I am alternating between. Yeah, I say “less offensive” now, because doing a political trollfic back-to-back with a fucking underage harem fanfic is, uh…

Well, let’s say it clarifies a few things.

Anyway, we’re back with more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist, so let’s get to it, shall we? Because as usual, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover today.

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2299: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 55-62

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Fifty-FiveFifty-SixFifty-SevenFifty-EightFifty-NineSixtySixty-One, and Sixty-Two
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back for more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. We are back with yet more insanity, and yet more stupidity, and I am not sure either one is really gonna let up here.

I’d say at least it doesn’t concern sexytimes with a minor, but we’ve already seen that play out a bit with Nymphadora Tonks fucking a high schooler, so I won’t go into that again.

Anyway, let’s get back to the action. I just can’t wait to see how much worse the political misrepresentation gets around here.

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Fillertacular Special: Admiralsakai and Serketry Riff MORE Terrible My Little Pony Fanart!

Hello hello, all you patrons. Someone didn’t get their riff in on time again, so that means it’s time for more chatlogs riffing the worst of the worst (or at least the funniest of the worst) My Little Pony fanart scraped from the depths of the fansite Equestria Daily!

Ok, fine, some of it’s not necessarily bad in a qualitiative sense; some of it’s just baffling or has uncomfortable implications to be read into it. But worthy of snark, regardless.

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2277: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 38-45

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Thirty-EightThirty-NineFortyForty-OneForty-TwoForty-ThreeForty-Four, and Forty-Five
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*looks up*

Oh thank God, Borba isn’t about to interrupt our intro this time. Oh yeah, and there’s no sex disclaimers this time! Things are already looking up for us!

Well, guys, the month of I Will Survive is officially over. And that means, we’ve gotta get back into Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. I dunno about you, but I think this is the break we desperately needed from this fic, because my God, I don’t think I could’ve made it to the 1/3rd point of this fic otherwise.

Yeah, I’m finding something to alternate with this fic. In the meantime, let’s get right back into this fic!

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Thursday Special – Reconciliation: Grief’s Reunion

Title: Reconciliation: Grief’s Reunion
Author: giftheck
Media: Film
Topic: Zootopia/Zootropolis
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Family
URL: Reconciliation: Grief’s Reunion
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello all, and welcome to something decidedly different: a spotlight of a good fanfic that isn’t happening on a Sunday.

Now, those of you that have jumped on for me reading Borba to filth over IWS and BTBA have probably come up with one singular question: “Herr, what does the good version of this fic look like?” Glad you asked, patrons, because I have just the fic for you!

So sit back, relax, and let me talk about a little thing called Grief’s Reunion

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2265: I Will Survive – The Novelization Part 2

Title: I Will Survive
Author: Megumisguy
Media: Film
Topic: Zootopia/Zootropolis
Genre: Drama/Novelization
URL: I Will Survive – The Novelization
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello all, and welcome back to read some more about the novelization of I Will Survive.

So last time, you guys probably fell asleep at reading this, and honestly who can blame you? The prose was so dull and uninteresting that I’m surprised it stirred anything that wasn’t apathy out of it. And on top of that, we still haven’t hit the plot regurgitation of I Will Survive!

So today, we’re hoping to change that by getting there. So strap on in, ’cause I expect plenty more stupid to come!

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2264: They Chose To Remain — A Retrospective

Title: They Chose to Remain
Author: AdmiralSakai
Media: Film
Topic: Jame’s Cameron’s Avatar
Genre: Adventure/Sci-Fi/Author Tract
URL: DeviantArt Gallery Page
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai

Yes, you read that correctly, I am indeed riffing an old shame of mine. Or, well, not riffing, exactly, because for reasons I will be getting into below this thing is a potential Librarian-breaker and I am extremely disinclined to do a full riff of it. I’ve actually been considering bringing it onto LotD for a good long while now, but due to its aforementioned unriffability I wasn’t entirely sure how to go about doing that until I saw HerrWozzek’s retrospective on Mass Vexations and decided I liked that format. If someone does want to riff it the link is in the page header and I can also put it in the orphaned-fics table, but you are a braver soul than I and I can already predict you are unlikely to see the far side of the thing. So let’s go ahead and dive into They Chose to Remain (Or, Why Getting An A In AP Computer Science Does Not Make You Isaac Asimov (You Self-Righteous Fuckwit)).

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