2840: My best friend is my patient! – Oneshot

Title: My best friend is my patient!
Author: lunabloodmoon666
Media: Comics, maybe?
Topic: Batman
Genre: Romance/Friendship
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by: Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Greetings, dear Patrons, and welcome! I’m going to knock out a few oneshots before moving on to my next long-ish fic, so let’s get started with the summary.

a quick idea give it a go it took me half an hour and a rough idea and I thought why not :)

Well, that’s certainly a good sign.

To the fic!

I own nothing but my OC Aurora Destiny

Oof. The stink of Sue is strong with that name.

Singing softly I walked through the light grey hall containing eight cells.

Each containing mitochondria – which, as we all know, is the powerhouse of the cell.

Within these cells were the infamous Gotham Rogues, these included: The Joker, Harlequin, Scarecrow, Rebecca Albright The Riddler, Two-face, Victor Zsasz and Ragdoll.

Dude, that makes them sound like some sort of sportsball team. And her name is Harley Quinn – from her birth name, Harleen Quinzel, as well as being a play on the Harlequin. Also – Ragdoll? Seriously? Of all the villains available, you picked Ragdoll?

I don’t think the individual members of the Rogues’ Gallery were ever called “rogues” in-universe, just by the fandom, although the term “rogues’ gallery” has been used to collectively refer to the various villains of Gotham. It is an actual term used in the English language, although not one in common use these days. I did have to Google Rebecca Albright because I wasn’t familiar with that version of The Riddler – and couldn’t find anything but the social media accounts of a marine biologist with that name and a smattering of fanfic stuff. Not really sure what that means.

And seriously – Ragdoll?!?

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2418: Bizarre Billion Beans Blizzard – Oneshot

Title: Bizarre Billion Beans Blizzard
Author: SharanMcQuack
Media: Cartoon / Comic Book
Topic: Duck Tales
Genre: Adventure / Family
URL: Bizarre Billion Beans Blizzard
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Jiwe

*Taco walks into the riffing chamber with Jiwe in tow*

Well, patrons, it’s that time of year again.  Somebody’s five today-

“It’s me!”

-which means I’m on babysitting duty while the crew prepares a party that will hopefully not end in a full-Library respawn event.  Again.

Anyway, since I’ve got Shrimpy with me this week, you should all brace yourselves for my annual family-friendly riff!  This time we’re heading back into the land of Duck Tales fanficion and revisiting an old friend of ours, SharanMcQuack, who’s work I riffed way back in the Library’s second year.  Sharan has been pretty prolific in her writing since her first feature in 2013, but, sadly, I cannot say her writing has improved much.  As you’re about to see, it might actually have gotten worse.

Fortunately for us all, in searching through Sharan’s more recent fics, I was able to find one that doesn’t involve her OC having any dialogue, so we won’t have to suffer through her sitting on the sidelines and making snide remarks at the cast like in the last one.  You’ll still have to suffer through me doing it, but at least it’s only the one of us.

“What about me?”

You’re too young to be snide.

“Awww.”

Anyway, let’s start with the relatively non-alarming summary:

Magica siccs a billions beans vs the Bin in an attempt to get the Dime.

While I’m not sure what “siccs” means, at least this is a summary.

“I know!  Sicks is throwing up!”

So far as plans go, throwing up billions of beans at somebody is not the worst one.  Still, gotta be better ways to get ten cents.

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2151: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 20

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 20
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags) and Kane

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with yet another chapter of The Shadow Warriors to round out this chunk before BadJamags takes over the reins again for another fic. But first, here’s your chapterly news briefing:

Opener

As usual, credit to Anne for this.

Chapter 20: New face In Gotham

IT’S ANOTHER OC! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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2145: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 19 Part 2

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 19
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with the second half of this chapter of The Shadow Warriors! That means no chapterly news briefing, since you got that last time. Last time, Batman, Red Hood, and Edgelord had a poorly written fight scene. This fight scene is not over yet, so let’s dive back in!

He then fired two bolts at Jason who let out a scream of pain as Jayden suddenly stopped. Jason was lying helplessly on the ground as Jayden walked over to his sword and picked it up.

*A Darkwraith rushes in with a bowl of popcorn*

It took you long enough. I ordered this last riff!

*Takes the popcorn and throws some at the screen*

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2139: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 19, Part 1

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 19
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another chapter of The Shadow Warriors, the fail pile that doesn’t stop from getting taller!

Hey, BJ should’ve used that one on the Phantom of the School.

Let’s get a move on, shall we? I’ve got a lot of energy and I’m in a good mood, so I better get my soul crushed before the situation gets out of hand. But first, here’s your chapterly news briefing:

Opener

As usual, credit to Anne for this.

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