1796: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter Two, Part Two

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags and BadJamags)

Shadow Kill count: 3

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and we’re back with more of the Shadow Warriors.

Last time, we got a taste of how truly incompetent these “heroes” are. This time won’t be much different.

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1789: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter Two

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags and BadJamags)

Hello! *Waves* I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and I’m back for more of the Edgy Edgelords. I mean the Shadow Warriors!

BadJamags can’t be with us today for reasons that don’t involve his being tied up in the basement.

Muffled Voice: I didn’t even think we had a basement!

Quiet, you! Anyway, last time, our edgy protagonist by the name of Shadow attacked an evil night club, sucked at it, but got away with it anyway. Also, he made a “your mom” joke and expected to be taken seriously. I was forced to disappoint him.

Well then, let’s see what we’ve got in store for us today!

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1784: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter One

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags and BadJamags)

WARNING: This chapter contains references to sex trafficking. *Sigh* At least it’s nothing graphic or detailed. 

BadJamags: Hello once again, dear patrons, and- Hey, wait a minute! What is this bullshit?

What is what bullcrap?

BadJamags: Why do I have a nametag and you don’t?

Because I’m cooler than you are. Now shut up and do the intro.

BadJamags: I can’t do both of those things at the same time.

Don’t be a jerk. *Sigh* Hello once again, patrons. I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and this guy is BadJamags, who is sort of me, except I come from a reverse-alignment alternate dimension, and he comes from this dimension. Also, he swears a whole bunch and is kind of creepy.

BadJamags: *Raises finger in protest*

BadJamags: *Pauses*

BadJamags: *Lowers finger*

Today, we’re doing a Justice League fic. If you’ve checked the ff.net link, you’ve noticed something about the story’s length.

BadJamags: Namely that it’s FUCKING LONG.

However, I couldn’t resist riffing it, for reasons which you’ll see below, so I figure I’ll just take it in five-chapter chunks, and take breaks to do other fics in between.

BadJamags: Now, allow me to introduce the fandom.

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1778: Love & Bullets – Chapter Twelve

Title: Love & Bullets
Author: MissScorp
Media: Comics
Topic: Batman
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter 12
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

What do you need us for? count: 12

Bullet count: 0

Dick is a dick count: 9

Hello, once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BadJamags…

GoodJamags: … And I’m your guest guest host, GoodJamags…

… And we’re back for more of Love & Bullets, the fic that’s about to END!

Last time, after a lot of utterly pointless dilly-dallying, Raya Sue finally just said “Yes,” to Dick’s proposal (or rather, his ninth one, by my count), and the story should’ve ended right there. But it didn’t. So here’s the epilogue, starting with a slightly different author’s note for once.

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1772: Love & Bullets – Chapter Eleven

Title: Love & Bullets
Author: MissScorp
Media: Comics
Topic: Batman
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter 11
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

What do you need us for? count: 12

Bullet count: 0

Dick is a dick count: 9

Hello, once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BadJamags…

GoodJamags: … And I’m your guest guest host, GoodJamags…

… And we’re back for more of Love & Bullets, the fic that’s finally almost fucking over. This chapter is called “Marry me,” so presumably something will actually happen. But of course there’s an epilogue after this. There just had to be a fucking epilogue, because otherwise the fic would end.

GoodJamags: Let’s just skip the canned author’s note and jump right in.

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1762: Love & Bullets – Chapter Ten

Title: Love & Bullets
Author: MissScorp
Media: Comics
Topic: Batman
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter 10
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

WARNING: Author still thinks she can write about domestic abuse. Given that she can’t write healthy interpersonal relationships, my hopes aren’t high. Thankfully, it’s still just referenced and not shown.

What do you need us for? count: 12

Dick is a dick count: 7

Bullet count: 0

Hello, once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BadJamags…

GoodJamags: … And I’m your guest guest host, GoodJamags…

… And we’re back for more of Love & Bullets, the fic that should be over already. Last time, we had another pointless fucking flashback. This time, we’ll dive into chapter 10 and hope that the fic will actually do something.

GoodJamags: And in case you’re wondering, no. The canned author’s note hasn’t gone away. Sadly. It’s not that bad on a first viewing, but at the top of every chapter, it’s just frustrating to see.

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1756: Love & Bullets – Chapter Nine

Title: Love & Bullets
Author: MissScorp
Media: Comics
Topic: Batman
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter 9
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

What do you need us for? count: 12

Dick is a dick count: 7

Bullet count: 0

Hello, once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BadJamags…

GoodJamags: … And I’m your guest guest host, GoodJamags…

… And we’re back for more of Love & Bullets, the fic where I’ve literally lost count of how many chapters it’s been since the plot moved forward. So far, the format has just been:

Someone points out something entirely logical.

A pointless flashback meant to counter their point happens, but fails to actually address the point.

A cliffhanger happens that doesn’t actually lead to anything different from what we’ve been seeing this whole time.

GoodJamags: So, let’s hope that chapter nine will actually do something.

If it does, it’ll be after the canned author’s note.

GoodJamags: And the line break! Don’t forget the line break!

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