670: My Immortal – Chapter Twenty-Six
Posted: March 31, 2014 Filed under: Harry Potter, My Immortal | Tags: Angst, Book, Harry Potter, Lyle, Movie, Romance 128 CommentsTitle: My Immortal
Author: Tara (reposted by the lovely internet trolls)
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Romance / angst
URL: My Immortal – Chapter 26
Critiqued by Lyle
Hello, everyone!
Last week I started in on TacoMagic’s old Badfic, The Fallen Lords. Today I’m back with another chapter of My Immortal. I’m sorry.
Last time we met, I tackled two chapters. In chapter 24 we met Professor Sinister/Trevolry, who is a horrible role model, swears at her students, dismisses class after two minutes, and is essentially useless. Ebony tells her about the visions she has been having, Sinister has Ebony look into a crystal ball, and then tells her to leave. That’s it. Ebony takes off with Harry and Draco at the end of the chapter.
In chapter 25, Ebony and Draco have inexplicably ditched Harry, crash into a tree in Draco’s flying car, dress up as caberet dancers, play with sporks, and attempt to have sex, although all Draco managed to do was put his dick into a tool. At the end, Ebony falls asleep before Draco gets a chance to finish and has a dream/vision/hallucination where a man with long, black hair uses said hair to shoot Sirius Black and Lucian/Lucius Malfoy (who also now has black hair.)
Let’s go!
669: United under two skies – Chapters Three and Four
Posted: March 30, 2014 Filed under: Fallout, Mass Effect, United under two skies, United under two skies | Tags: Fallout, Mass Effect, SuperFeatherYoshi, Video Game 140 CommentsTitle: United under two skies
Author: Gearman
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect/Fallout
Genre: None Listed
URL: Chapter Three and Four
Critiqued by SuperFeatherYoshi
Hey guys! SuperFeatherYoshi here and welcome to the Two Chapters Special of my United Under Two Skies riffing! Last time, the Normandy SR2 crashed into Freeside, and the Normandy crew (Or at least Shepard.) reacted unrealistically well to being stuck in an alternate universe where the entire Earth is a radioactive wasteland. Commander Shepard demonstrated his unparalleled negotiation skill by asking the Courier to give them the raw material and “personal” they needed to fix up the Normandy, as well as food (Including dextro-amino-acid food) and shelter for his crew while offering him nothing in return. And the last chapter ended with Shepard and the Courier packing up their stuff and leaving for the Lucky 38. So let’s get started!
668: A Game to Beat – Chapter Three
Posted: March 29, 2014 Filed under: A Game to Beat, Homestuck | Tags: Adventure, Comic, Homestuck, Humor, Silky 31 CommentsTitle: A Game to Beat
Author: DeAnonymousWriter
Media: Comics
Topic: Homestuck
Genre: Adventure/Humor
URL: Chapter Three
Critiqued by Silky
Hello, patrons, and welcome back to A Game to Beat! I recently found out that DeAnonymousWriter had given the world the gift of another chapter of her most recent masterpiece! What a wonderful surprise that was- like opening your mailbox and finding a turd inside!
In the first two chapters of this epic saga, our brave heroine:
1. got punched until she passed out,
2. met some other trolls, and
3. broke her computer.
Thrilling stuff, isn’t it? Let’s see what heroic exploits she gets up to this time!
667: Twitanic: Blue Eyes – Chapter 8
Posted: March 28, 2014 Filed under: Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic: Blue Eyes, Twitanic: Blue Eyes | Tags: Book, Drama, Ghostcat, Movie, Romance, Titanic, Twilight, Twitanic: Blue Eyes 120 Comments
Title: Twitanic: Blue Eyes
Author: Neleh the eccentric girl
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance / Drama
URL: Twitanic: Blue Eyes – Chapter 8
Critiqued by Ghostcat
How-do, my lovely and/or handsome Patrons!
I’m back with another one of the “new” chapters from Twitanic. It’s much, much longer than most of the previous chapters – longer than even the first chapter – so let’s get right into it.
Oh, but first – the recap!
It was kinda-sorta extremely confusing as Jacob more or less dropped a steaming info-dump on Jack.
Ummm… I should probably rephrase that.
In a rambling narrative that does a complete reversal before the end of the chapter, Jacob doesn’t tell Jack anything only he does but just not about the imprinting business. Or something like that. It was a clusterfail, whatever it was.
As a nice treat, this chapter begins with an Author’s Note – the first in eight chapters. Let’s see what the author has to say.
:reads AN:
Standard apology for taking so long to update, thanks for all the reviews (six in total) and so forth … Wait, what’s this?
Also, I hope I’m not pissing anyone off because Jack is kind of depressed,
:spit-take:
666: Twenty Warriors – Chapter Seventeen
Posted: March 27, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Marvel Universe, Movies, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 74 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 17
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Heyo children, and welcome back to Twenty Warriors! I do wonder what we’re going to bump into today!
*reads ahead*
…
*headdesk*
Oh, fuck me.
Buckle up, patrons. This chapter may have the stupidest non-twist I’ve ever read in my life. Yes, non-twist. It’s that stupid.
Brace yourselves, you’re in for a world of hurt.
Library of the Damned 
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