2842: The Evil within – Chapter 4, Part 2

Title: The Evil within
Author: godzillagirl
Media: Movie
Topic: Godzilla
Genre: Tragedy
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2672508/4/
Critiqued by: Em Kay

Greetings and salutations, Librarians and patrons! I’m Em Kay, back with the final final installment of everyone’s least favorite kaiju fic, The Crappypasta within.

Previously on The Crappypasta within:

Ghidorah and Anguirus got knocked out by the Sue’s presence, Battra had a stroke, and then Wanna-Sue and Godzilla teamed up to blast her. After a lengthy speech, Sue-kura died, conveniently just before naming the “foe” that possessed her. 

Harri: And yet, for some ungodly reason, we’re still here.

The author has to balance out that attempt at a plot in the first half of the chapter with a few brick-o-texts of pointlessness. Surely a devotee of the Goddess of Balance understands that.

Harri: I’m starting to not like you.

And I’m sick of this fic. Let’s get it over with.

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2839: The Evil within – Chapter 4, Part 1

Title: The Evil within
Author: godzillagirl
Media: Movie
Topic: Godzilla
Genre: Tragedy
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2672508/4/
Critiqued by: Em Kay

*the riffchamber door creaks open and Em cautiously peeks inside*

*The corner chair is conspicuously empty*

*Em frowns slightly and makes her way to the desk*

Greetings and salutations, Librarians and fellow patrons. So far, we seem to be assassin free. We’ll have to see if it lasts.

Today we have the final chapter of The Crappypasta within. I’m very much ready to be done with this author. To the recap!

Previously, on The Crappypasta within:

Wanna-Sue told everyone that Sue-kura was headed to Miami where apparently the latter had a lab with PURE uranium. Wanna-Sue got on the telepathy-CB to Canadian Battra to have him pick up-

Hey, it just occurred to me. If Battra were still in his larval stage, would they place the order on…

…

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2836: The Evil within chapter 3

Title: The Evil within
Author: godzillagirl
Media: Movie
Topic: Godzilla
Genre: Tragedy
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2672508/3/
Critiqued by: Em Kay

*Em enters riffchamber 221B holding a steaming mug*

Greetings and salutations, Librarians and fellow patrons. I’m Em Kay, your guest snarker for the day, here to bring you more of this crappypasta- er, I mean tragedy Godzilla fic, where the only tragedy seems to be that the fic was written at all.

The good news is that we’ve already reached the halfway point and, after this quite small chapter, there’s only one chapter left to go. Let’s get to the recap.

*Em sets the mug down on the desk, takes a seat and pulls over her laptop.*

Previously, on The Evil within:

Sue-kura rested a random foot on Linda, so Rainbow Mothra tattled on her to Godzilla, but left out the part where Sue-kura was a child murderer. There was a red moon (all hail the arachnid overlords), a second sun came up, and Sue-kura disappeared. Then they went to Pride Rock where Harmony announced that everyone’s favorite Sue is actually possessed by a crappypasta monster who has some very specific guidelines to work under. Anyway, gotta stop him, blah blah, world’s fate in our hands, blah blah.

*Em takes the mug, blows on the liquid inside, and takes a tentative sip.* Ooh! Tea’s a bit too hot still.

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2834: The Evil within chapter 2 part 2

Title: The Evil within
Author: godzillagirl
Media: Movie
Topic: Godzilla
Genre: Tragedy
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2672508/2/The-Evil-within
Critiqued by: Em Kay

Greetings and salutations, Librarians and patrons. I’m Em Kay, back with the second half of this kaiju murder mystery chapter that isn’t really a mystery at all.

Last time, Pride Mothra Harmony found out that Sue-kura was the real killer all along but decided to keep it a secret because shut up. Basketball became very popular for some reason, but that’s pretty much it.

Harri: You forgot the song.

I was trying very hard to forget the song. How are you here without your name up top, anyway? A little warning of your presence would be nice.

Harri: *lounging in the corner chair* Assassins don’t make a habit of announcing themselves.

Whatever. Get your legs off the arms. This place is only a loaner from the Librarians and I need to at least try to keep this one nice. 

Harri: *slides one leg off the arm of the chair while maintaining full eye-contact*

…

You are such a toddler sometimes.

*Harri opens her mouth to reply but is cut off*

I know, I know. “Balance.” So, where were we?

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2831: The Evil within Chapter 2 Part 1

Title: The Evil within
Author: godzillagirl
Media: Movie
Topic: Godzilla
Genre: Tragedy
URL: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2672508/2/The-Evil-within
Critiqued by: Em Kay

Greetings and salutations, Librarians and patrons. I’m Em Kay, back with another chapter of godzillagirl’s last remaining fic, The Evil within. 

Last time, Pride Mothra, aka Harmony, landed on Monster Island and invited kaiju she’d never met to a dinner party… somehow. Sue-kura was even more of an entitled ass than normal. Oh yeah and some kids died, but isn’t Sue-kura acting strange? 

Oh, it looks like there’s a quiz I can take before getting to the next chapter. Let’s see…

You just stumbled upon a couple of dead children. What do you do next?

1. A) Console the parents.

2) Try to figure out the cause of the deaths.

?) Find out why an unrelated third person is cranky.

Ooh, that’s kind of a tough call- 

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