548: Terra’s story – Chapters One and Two
Posted: October 31, 2013 Filed under: Fire Emblem, Terra's story | Tags: Adventure, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Herr Wozzeck, Video Game 29 CommentsTitle: Terra’s story
Author: Zho500
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: Terra’s story: Chapter 1 and Chapter 2
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gents, and welcome to another week at the Library of the Damned! Today, I bring you another multi-chaptered fic that is so short it should really be considered a oneshot. And hey, if we’re going to cleanse our palate with something, we might as well do it with a different Fire Emblem fanfic, y’know? So open wide, patrons, ‘cause this one…
…well, it should tell you everything that this was one of the first fics I told the Librarians about. Huh, interesting.
Well, getting things from the backlog is fun, so let’s get to it, shall we?
547: Call of evil part 2 death in heaven – Chapter Three
Posted: October 30, 2013 Filed under: Call of Duty, Call of evil life in hell | Tags: Call of Duty, Kitchen Sink, Land Before Time, Left 4 Dead, Movie, Resident Evil, TacoMagic, Video Game 28 CommentsTitle: Call of evil part 2 death in heaven
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgmentDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic
And here we are, patrons, the motherland. The very last chapter of ID/JD25’s Call of Duty: Suck series. There will be a celebration in the lobby after the riff. Free open gargleblaster bar, key-lime pie fountain, and head-desking pillows as door prizes. It’s gonna be great!
Oh, and I guess Crunchy is gonna be handing out lightsabers or something.
Chapter 3 hell unleashed
Oh this better not be a chapter devoted to softcore porn. Read the rest of this entry »
546: From Another World – Chapter 35 and Chapter 36 Part 1
Posted: October 29, 2013 Filed under: From Another World, Mass Effect | Tags: AU, Erttheking, Mass Effect, Parallel Realities, Romance, Supernatural, Video Game 63 CommentsTitle: From Another World
Author: EclipsePheniox
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect / Parallel Realities
Genre: Supernatural/Romance/AU
URL: From Another World Chapter 35 and Chapter 36
Critiqued by Erttheking
N: *Pant* Jesus…fuck.
G: Kid really knows how to put up a fight huh? Oh, hold on a second *Forciably shoves arm back into socket* ah, that’s better.
W: You two all right?
N: I’m breathing, so that’s something. *Turns to Goeth* The Hell was up with that? He hit even harder than last time?
G: Yeah…see I have a theory about that. He’s locked up again and we’ve been keeping him locked up the hold time. We can keep HIM asleep but we can’t keep the red ring asleep. It’s storing up all of his hatred and multiplying it. You know how when an explosion is contained it’s forced back in onto itself and becomes stronger? I think that’s what we’re dealing with.
C: So what? We’re supposed to let him off to blow off some steam?
G: I know one planet filled with people that no one likes.
C: We are NOT doing that.
G: Then you need to get that ring working.
C: Fine, just give me some time all right?
N: We don’t exactly have much of that, we’re sitting on a time bomb here.
C: I’m gonna go and try to get it working now, ok? (Leaves) Read the rest of this entry »
545: Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy – Chapters 13 & 14
Posted: October 25, 2013 Filed under: Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy, Twilight | Tags: Book, Ghostcat, Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy, Kitchen Sink, Movie, Twilight 39 CommentsTitle: Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy
Author: twilightlover4eva
Topic: mostly Twilight
Media: Book/Movie
Genre: none listed
URL: Chapter 13
URL: Chapter 14
Critiqued by Ghostcat
WARNING: CONTAINS (IMMATURE) MATURE CONTENT. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
:sigh:
Hi, there. I’m back with more of this … thing.
:double sigh:
Do I really need to do a summary of what happened last time?
:whispering:
Fine – but have a ninja bring me a bag of fun-sized Milky Ways. I’ll need nougat and caramel before this is over.
Lola and Edward found out that Lola is pregnant and because reasons have decided that Jacob is the father. Edward went to Hell to confront Jacob, who also believes that he is the child’s father – again, because reasons – which caused Edward to announce that he, Edward, would have an abortion. When Leslie agrees that this would be a good idea, Edward then remembers that abortion goes against God’s “wishies” and flees Hell in anger. Once back up top, Edward demands that Lola get an abortion – which, as you will remember, he just said was against his religion – to get rid of Jacob’s baby. Lola refuses loud enough to cause her dead dog Bobby to start barking. God then appears surrounded by the beam of a celestial searchlight and forbids Lola from having an abortion since there’s a fifty-fifty chance the baby will be good, but that they can … Do I gotta finish this sentence?
:whispering:
:groans: Okay!
:deep breath:
…shootthebabyafteritisbornifitturnsoutthatitisevil. Where the hell’s my candy?
:wrappers tear:
Oh, yes; wash away the bad taste, my little chocolate-sheathed morsels of awesomeness. I’d better save some of you for later, though.
:folds down top of bag, secures with clothespin:
544: My Little Necromorphs – Theme “Song”, Chapter 1, and Chapter 2
Posted: October 24, 2013 Filed under: Dead Space, My Little Necromorphs, My Little Necromorphs, My Little Pony | Tags: Cartoon, Dead Space, Friendship, Herr Wozzeck, My Little Pony, Parody, Video Game 59 CommentsTitle: My Little Necromorphs
Author: zombiekingalex
Media: Video Game/Cartoon
Topic: Dead Space/My Little Pony
Genre: Parody/Friendship
URL: My Little Necromorphs
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another droll Thursday here at the Library. Well, last week, we finally finished that Fire Emblem themed mess that masqueraded as a story with If You Don’t Have Something Nice to say. As anybody would think after reading that piece of shit, I need a fucking break after that shit-fest. So today, we start with a series of shorter fics to cleanse my pallet.
And one of them…? Well, Ghostie was gonna look at this, but I offered to take over for her. She warned me that it was gonna be really bad, but… I dunno. I mean, c’mon, she passed this fic up to do crystal heart’s path! How could this be any worse than that particular train wreck?
*opens the link*
…
Oh, fuck me…
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