1401: Legendary Adventurers, Futuristic Saviors – Chapter Twelve, Part One

Title: Legendary Adventurers, Futuristic Saviors
Author: Stone-Man85
Media: Movie
Topic: Princess Mononoke
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter Twelve
Critiqued by SC, Specs and Sir Paulo Rori

Specs: Oh, hey! That…. uh… that guy’s back!

Paulo: …I was only absent for one chapter, Sir Specs.

So thanks for bitching out through pretty much all of last chapter, Paulo.

Paulo: My apologies, but I do not regret my decision, seeing now what all I missed.

Actually, that’s pretty fair, chapter eleven was such shit.

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1400: Batpunzel – Chapter 2

Title: Batpunzel
Author: Catnipcookie
Media: Movie/Comics/TV Show
Topic: Tangled/Batman
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat

Hello, dear Patrons!

Welcome to our fourteen-hundredth post! It continuously amazes me that we’ve been able to keep it going this long. And the well of fail isn’t going to run dry any time soon.

I’ve returned with the rest of this little fic; technically it isn’t the end but since the fic hasn’t been updated in five years I think we can safely consider it abandoned. Stranger things have happened, though.

So what happened in the first chapter? Batman/Bruce Wayne discovered that Alfred was suffering from a mysterious terminal illness so he used the Power of Science (and a vial of Alfred’s blood) to discover the location of a mythical flower with healing properties –  inside Rapunzel’s tower.

It really is astonishing how much stupider these fics sound when you try to summarize them.

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1399: When You’re Strange – Chapters Three and Four

Title: When You’re Strange
Author: Actually-Fen-Harel
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Romance/Sci-fi
URL: When You’re Strange: Chapter 3
URL: When You’re Strange: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back to When You’re Strange! I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and we’re back on track with this thing. What sorts of shenanigans shall we get into today?

Well, let’s find out, shall we?

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1398: Terminator: Robot Storm – Chapter Three

Title: Terminator: Robot Storm
Author: Tha Shadow 750 / Comrade Jerkov and Volkov
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: Command and Conquer: Red Alert / Terminator
Genre: Sci-Fi
URL: Terminator: Robot Storm
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome to the main event, folks!  Today we finally hit the first, and only, real chapter of this fic.  The first two have served as a kind of extended prologue, with one being stolen and the other actually being written by the author, but today we get into the meaty fail center of this fic.

Last time we waded through an intensely vague scene where the thing was made to do the stuff because the guys hooked it up to Nexus.  The result was that the thing made the other thing happen, which caused the people and some of Nexus to teleport away to scenic “the place,” which is apparently located in the Terminator universe sometime after the robot apocalypse has already started there.

That was about as specific as I could reasonably be.

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1397: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Seven

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Seven
Critiqued by agigabyte

Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 7 Kasumi Thief Caper!

Cain: Ugh. I was going to do an intro, but then I saw that one of the best characters in the series was in this chapter. I don’t feel like explaining who she is, so just view this article.


agig: Lazy today, are we?

Cain: Politics.

agig: That’s going to be your excuse for everything, isn’t it?

Cain: I really hate you.

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