1914: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Six

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, this is your guest guest host, Jamags-

Jamags: Hello.

-and we’re back with even more boring AU!

Jamags: Your tone indicates that I should be excited.

Are you?

Jamags: Guess.

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1908: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Five

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and we’re back with more boring AU!

Jamags: I’ve returned as well.

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1897: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Four

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Four
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags…

Jamags: And I’m back.

And I’m just happy he didn’t call the DRD again by saying he’s the guest guest host.

*Alarms blare*

Jamags: You’re not very smart, are you?

It’s not like I have to deal with it. Get moving, minion.

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1884: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Three

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Three
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and we’re back with more of this thing.

Last time, OOC!Mandalorian!Padme and a squad of Rule 63troopers blew up a droid factory after some sloppy action scenes and sloppier tactics. Let’s see what lies in store for us this time.

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1875: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Two

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with…

Holy shit, he’s gone!

Jamags: Hello?

Oh, yeah, you’re here.

Jamags: You were the one who invited me.

Yeah, I know, I’m just glad to get rid of the other guy who was in here. Right, we’re riffing a bad Star Wars fic where Padme Amidala’s been made into an out-of-character Mando mercenary so there can be female clones.

Jamags:

Jamags: Ah.

I understand. So anyway, like I mentioned in the last riff, this is Jamags. He’s a Jedi.

Jamags: To be a bit more specific, I’m a Jedi Sentinel working with the Republic as an intelligence agent. I became a Master after my padawan and I disrupted an attempt on Senator’s life. When the Clone Wars started, I was assigned to command of the 507th Strategic Offensive Corps. This guy pulled me out of that timeline, so I theoretically shouldn’t know about anything that occurred after that. I actually have all the spoilers.

All of them?

Jamags: Indeed.

You were supposed to say “aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll of them.”

Jamags: I see. I’ll keep that in mind for the future.

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1861: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter One

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, or BadJamags, if you listen to this idiot-

GoodJamags: Hi!

You don’t get to talk. Anyway, we’re back with a new badfic that has absolutely nothing to do with Batman! I know, crazy, right?

GoodJamags: Yeah, I can tell you like to live life on the edge.

What did I say?

GoodJamags: “I know, crazy, right?”

If you don’t stop prolonging this, I’m going to have to…

*SLAM!*

*Puts Door launcher down*

Show you the Door. Heh, that one never gets old.

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1850: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter Five, Part Two

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags and Kane)

Shadow Kill count: 5

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and we’re back for more of The Shadow Warriors!

Kane: For some reason beyond even my comprehension, this one has asked me to return as well.

Last time, not much happened. Like, at all. This time, I don’t expect much better.

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