2164: The Aftermath – Oneshot

Title: The Aftermath
Author: FreddysNightmare1984
Media: Film
Topic: Night of the Living Dead
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
URL: The Aftermath
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back again.

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to Man. It is a dimension as vast as the author’s note to My Inner Life, and as timesquiggly as My Immortal. It is the middle ground between light and Edgelord, between thermal radiation and BLUE; and it lies between the pit of a riffer’s fears and the summit of his anger. This is the dimension of bad horror oneshots. It is an area which we call… the Badfic Zone.

Respectfully submitted for your derision: An international romance, sparked by a call to a wrong number. This may have also involved zombies at some point.

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2158: Sir John – Oneshot

Title: Sir John
Author: Jordanna Morgan
Media: Floral Arrangment Film
Topic: The Wolf Man (1941)
Genre: None listed, but arguably Angst/Horror/Romance
URL: Sir John
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’d like to warn you that what you’re about to see may, in fact, be 2spooky4u.

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to Man. It is a dimension as vast as the author’s note to My Inner Life, and as timesquiggly as My Immortal. It is the middle ground between light and Edgelord, between thermal radiation and BLUE; and it lies between the pit of a riffer’s fears and the summit of his anger. This is the dimension of bad horror oneshots. It is an area which we call… the Badfic Zone.

Respectfully submitted for your derision: a classic horror film, given ending fatigue it didn’t need. A secondary character is confronted by his fears, and an accidental OTP. Not much of importance ensues.

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2151: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 20

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 20
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags) and Kane

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with yet another chapter of The Shadow Warriors to round out this chunk before BadJamags takes over the reins again for another fic. But first, here’s your chapterly news briefing:

Opener

As usual, credit to Anne for this.

Chapter 20: New face In Gotham

IT’S ANOTHER OC! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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2145: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 19 Part 2

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 19
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with the second half of this chapter of The Shadow Warriors! That means no chapterly news briefing, since you got that last time. Last time, Batman, Red Hood, and Edgelord had a poorly written fight scene. This fight scene is not over yet, so let’s dive back in!

He then fired two bolts at Jason who let out a scream of pain as Jayden suddenly stopped. Jason was lying helplessly on the ground as Jayden walked over to his sword and picked it up.

*A Darkwraith rushes in with a bowl of popcorn*

It took you long enough. I ordered this last riff!

*Takes the popcorn and throws some at the screen*

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2139: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 19, Part 1

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 19
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another chapter of The Shadow Warriors, the fail pile that doesn’t stop from getting taller!

Hey, BJ should’ve used that one on the Phantom of the School.

Let’s get a move on, shall we? I’ve got a lot of energy and I’m in a good mood, so I better get my soul crushed before the situation gets out of hand. But first, here’s your chapterly news briefing:

Opener

As usual, credit to Anne for this.

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2133: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 18

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 18
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back.

Well, I’m actually in Los Angeles right now, but whatever.

But none of you care. Neither do you care about the continued unadventures of Edgelord, and yet here we are. Shall we begin?

Nope! Because first, here’s your chapterly news briefing:

Opener

As usual, credit to Anne for this.

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2127: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 17

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 17
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

WARNING: This chapter contains excessive plot regurgitation. Come on, Shadow knight1121, that’s just gross!

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another spectacular (ly bad) chapter of The Shadow Warriors! Last time, we rehashed a twelve-year-old plot twist and Edgelord postured about how he’s totally different from Red Hood even though he’s totally not.

Let’s get started, but first, your chapterly news briefing.

Opener

Again, credit to Anne for this.

Chapter 17: Justice?

Y3S, JUST1C3.

Authors Note: 103 reviews wow!

 Oh no, we’ve had more than enough of this from The Right Partner.

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