2038: Salvation – Chapter 1

Title: Salvation
Author: FreddysNightmare1984
Media: Film
Topic: Deliverance
Genre: Adventure/Suspense
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by BatJamags

Caution: Fic contains extreme plot regurgitation. Please take appropriate sanitary measures.

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m submitting this little two-shot riff out of order. Screw the Backlog of Doom, this needs to be mocked right now.

Why? Well, allow me to direct your attention to the header.

Topic: Deliverance

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2031: The Right Partner – Chapters 14 and 15 (Finale)

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 14
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 15

Shits I Give count: -16

We Watched the Movie count: 12

Time is Not on my Side (No it’s Not) count:

Ahoy, ye Scurvy Swabs count: 3

You’re Not as Funny as you Think you Are count: 11

Hello once again, patrons, and Happy Mothers’ Day! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with one mother of a bad fanfiction the last chapter(s) of The Right Partner! And as soon as this adventure in generic Sueficcery is over, the idiot would normally be back with more of your regularly scheduled adventure in over-the-top edgery, but I’ve got something special lined up for you for next week.

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2025: The Right Partner – Chapters 12 and 13

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 12
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 13

Shits I Give count: -8

We Watched the Movie count: 12

Time is Not on my Side (No it’s Not) count: 8

Ahoy, ye Scurvy Swabs count: 3

You’re Not as Funny as you Think you Are count: 10

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and-

Wait. Something’s not right. Let’s try that intro again.

Greetings, patrons. I am your new Supreme Overlord. Bow before me and my almighty Discount Mod Wand, for my word is law.

In layman’s terms, I am now officially a permanent riffer! Guest riffs will now share Monday with Lyle, and I’m taking over Sunday! And to top it off, tomorrow’s my birthday! Basically, what I’m saying is my week has been awesome.

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2022: The Right Partner – Chapters Ten and Eleven

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 10
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 11

Shits I Give count: 0

We Watched the Movie count: 12 [We’re past the movie’s plot, so I don’t anticipate many more ticks on this counter]

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another dose of boring shipfic! Yay.

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2017: The Right Partner – Chapters Eight and Nine

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 8
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 8

Shits I Give count: 0

We Watched the Movie count: 11

Hello once again, patrons! I’m back with another chapter or two of The Right Partner. Now that the fic’s run out of plot to regurgitate, I’m hopeful that something will happen, because I’m dumb like that. Let’s get started, shall we?

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2012: The Right Partner – Chapters Five, Six, and Seven

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with more mediocre shipfic!

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1987: The Right Partner – Chapters Three and Four

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 3 – https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8099046/3/The-Right-Partner
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m you’re guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with more of The Right Partner, a thus-far forgettable Avengers fic, which pairs our Healer!Sue, Doctor Moneybags, with Captain America himself. They have about as much chemistry as my education (not much).

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