1662: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Part Four? (Chapter Eleven)

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Eleven
Critiqued by agigabyte

Warning: Explicit sexual content and strong sexism are pretty much guaranteed. I seriously don’t even need to look.

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Cain: Hello, everyone. Interesting thing to note, Library of the Damned is the third result when you search “Garfield Effect Galaxy Adventure.” Does this call for celebrations? Regardless, let’s begin.

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1617: Profesor Lupus 2: Fighting Moudlermore – Chapters 1 and 2 (Oneshot)

Title: Profesor Lupus 2: Fighting Moudlermore
Author: KingAurthr2
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings
Genre: Mystery/Adventure
URL: Profesor Lupus 2: Fighting Moudlermore
Critiqued by The Wheel

Hello, I’m the Wheel, and I’m back with the sequel to Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf! The author, KingAurthr2, abandoned this story after only two chapters, so I can cover it in one shot. So without further ado, let’s get started!

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1583: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf – Chapters Six and Seven

Title: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf
Author: KingAurthr2
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings
Genre: Mystery/Adventure
URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by The Wheel

Hello, I’m The Wheel, and welcome to the final installment of my riff on “Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf!”

Last time, Lupus, Saruman, and McGonagall arrived at Hogwarts, only to find that the names of the school houses were different in the past, in a blatant contradiction of canon. Lupus and McGonagall were sorted into “Buffalo Charge House,” which is apparently Gryffindor, while Saruman was put in the precursor to Slytherin, “Ghost Hand House,” which makes me think of the High Five Ghost on Regular Show. The next day, Lupus and McGonagall had a Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson with a teacher who turned out to be Moldermore (Voldemort’s father) in disguise. Moldermore tried to kill Lupus, but Lupus escaped and ran to Dumbledore’s office.

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1559: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf – Chapter Four and Five

Title: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf
Author: KingAurthr2
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings
Genre: Mystery/Adventure
URL: Chapter Four
Critiqued by The Wheel

Last time on “Profesor Lupus,” Lupin and Saruman arrived at Platform 9¾ before leaving the station and going to Diagon Alley to get school supplies, then coming back to the station and finally getting on the train. A young Minerva McGonagall, who will apparently be one of their classmates, rode in a train carriage with them. There was some brief consternation during the ride when the train came to a stop, and a villain named “Moldermore” who was erroneously claimed to be Voldermort’s father arrived to make a vague threat before disappearing.

Chapter 4 opens with the students finally arriving at Hogwarts, and the customary start-of-term feast in the Great Hall.

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1537: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf – Chapter Two and Three

Title: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf
Author: KingAurthr2
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings
Genre: Mystery/Adventure
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by The Wheel

Welcome back!

In the first chapter of this fic, a teenage Remus Lupin (he’s called “Lupus” in this story for some reason) received a Howler that told him he had been admitted into Hogwarts. Apparently he got his acceptance letter on the very day he was supposed to start school, even though in the books it seems like most students get their letters a month or two beforehand. Lupus then rode a bus to Platform “Nine Three Forty,” which I assume is meant to be Platform 9 ¾ at King’s Cross Station. Oddly, the evil wizard Saruman from Lord of the Rings was riding on the bus too, and he and Lupus acted like they knew each other.

Since these chapters are so short, I’m going to start doing two at a time. So without further ado, here’s Chapter 2!

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1522: Professor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf – Chapter One

[We have a new guest riffer today!  Please give a warm welcome to The Wheel! – Lyle]

Title: Profesor Lupus and the Curse of the Wearwolf
Author: KingAurthr2
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings
Genre: Mystery/Adventure
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by The Wheel

Hello! I’m The Wheel, and this is my first guest riff with the Library. I’m going to dissect a Harry Potter prequel fic about how Professor Lupin became a werewolf. Now, usually, these fan prequels are about Harry Potter’s parents, so a story about Remus Lupin is actually a nice change of pace. Unfortunately, this author is not a very good speller, and he makes a ton of canonical errors as well. So let’s get started.

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1516: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure – Chapter Ten

Title: Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure
Author: ShakespeareHemmingway
Media: Video Game/Comic
Topic: Garfield/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-fi/Adventure/crossover
URL: Chapter Ten
Critiqued by agigabyte

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Cain: Welcome back to… well, I don’t even need to say anything by now. The continued existence of this fic speaks for itself. Today, I’m riffing on my own (except for Monitor, but he’s always here), as everyone else is off doing other things to ensure the continued existence of the Gemini. I, meanwhile, have to continue riffing this fic, or the Library may kick us out. *Cracks knuckles* Oh, I needed that. Let’s begin.

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