2311: Harry Potter Becomes a Communist – Chapters 63-73

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Sixty-ThreeSixty-fourSixty-FiveSixty-SixSixty-SevenSixty-EightSixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-OneSeventy-Two, and Seventy-Three
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everyone, and welcome back to what has somehow become the less offensive of two fics that I am alternating between. Yeah, I say “less offensive” now, because doing a political trollfic back-to-back with a fucking underage harem fanfic is, uh…

Well, let’s say it clarifies a few things.

Anyway, we’re back with more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist, so let’s get to it, shall we? Because as usual, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover today.

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2299: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 55-62

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Fifty-FiveFifty-SixFifty-SevenFifty-EightFifty-NineSixtySixty-One, and Sixty-Two
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back for more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. We are back with yet more insanity, and yet more stupidity, and I am not sure either one is really gonna let up here.

I’d say at least it doesn’t concern sexytimes with a minor, but we’ve already seen that play out a bit with Nymphadora Tonks fucking a high schooler, so I won’t go into that again.

Anyway, let’s get back to the action. I just can’t wait to see how much worse the political misrepresentation gets around here.

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2288: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 46-54

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Forty-SixForty-SevenForty-EightForty-NineFiftyFifty-OneFifty-TwoFifty-Three, and Fifty-Four
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everybody, and welcome back to Harry Potter and the North Korean Propaganda Machine. My name is Herr Wozzeck, and I’m here with yet another installment of “OH DEAR GOD WHY!?”

Because really, what else can you say to this? The level that someone wants to go with their edgy brand of “humor” is really kind of shocking, you know what I’m saying? And for me, I don’t understand just what the hell this person was thinking.

Which means we’re gonna dive in deeper! Hang on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going in!

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2277: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 38-45

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Thirty-EightThirty-NineFortyForty-OneForty-TwoForty-ThreeForty-Four, and Forty-Five
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*looks up*

Oh thank God, Borba isn’t about to interrupt our intro this time. Oh yeah, and there’s no sex disclaimers this time! Things are already looking up for us!

Well, guys, the month of I Will Survive is officially over. And that means, we’ve gotta get back into Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. I dunno about you, but I think this is the break we desperately needed from this fic, because my God, I don’t think I could’ve made it to the 1/3rd point of this fic otherwise.

Yeah, I’m finding something to alternate with this fic. In the meantime, let’s get right back into this fic!

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2250: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 33-37

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Thirty-ThreeThirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, and Thirty-Seven
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: Yep, it happened again, patrons: this installment of Harry Potter Becomes A Communist has more fucking sex in it. This means our installment is NSFW this week as well. You know the drill!

Hello patrons. Sorry if I’m a little mystified: I’m still taken aback by Hagrid being a monarchist of all things to be. Like… what? It honestly defies explanation, it really does.

So I guess now that it’s confirmed that this is a troll fic, I guess the only thing to do is to keep going with it, right? Because it’s not even well-done trollfic. I mean… There’s something about this that makes for good conversation, but do I stop here…?

No. I already quit halfway through FaCe ThE StRaNgE and the laziest Smash Bros. fanfic in existence, I shouldn’t do that here too. Let’s keep forging on!

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2244: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 28-32

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Twenty-EightTwenty-NineThirtyThirty-One, and Thirty-Two
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: Well, it had to come eventually: this installment of Harry Potter Becomes A Communist contains references to sex, private parts, and more nudity than I think it really needed. This installment is thus rated NSFW. Read at your own discretion.

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back to Harry Potter and the Gulags of Siberia. I am your friendly neighborhood Herr Wozzeck, and we are back in this bitch once again.

So, grab your hard hats: last time, we were gonna worry about a jail break. This time, we’re gonna see what happens with that, and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be stupider than Trump’s latest policy proposal.

But, don’t worry! To alleviate our stress, I’m gonna introduce something a friend of mine came up with when I showed him an advance copy of the first chapter. So, thank Harlow for dipping in again, because this time, we’re playing Buzzword Bingo!

So here’s our card for this week:Buzzword Bingo

‘Course, I’ll only be marking it off if it’s in the story itself, so if it’s in an author’s note it doesn’t count. But hey, we’ve got lots of mileage there!

So let’s get going!

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2239: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 21-27

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Twenty-OneTwenty-twoTwenty-ThreeTwenty-FourTwenty-FiveTwenty-Six, and Twenty-Seven
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everybody, and welcome back for some more Harry Potter and the Bolshevyk Revolution. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and today, I guess it’s time for more adventures in “communism”.

*sigh*

More than anything, I just know that the quest against McGonagall is just not gonna end well for anybody. I mean, when it misunderstands what “cultural appropriation” is supposed to be, accuses her of doing it when it’s not what she’s doing at all, and then centers a whole plot thread around it… Good Lord, ladies and gents, I don’t even have the words.

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