2460: Halloween Oneshots – Spooptoberfest Part Four

Title: Halloween Horror
Author: LyricalxRose
Media: Book
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Spoopy Horror, Drama, Fantasy
URL: Halloween Horror
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome back to the Spooptoberfest, Patrons!  This week we’re going to do something that last week I said I had no plans on doing, and that’s Harry Potter Halloween fics!  See, in the comments last week Bats mentioned that there must be a ton of holiday nothing fics for Final Fantasy 7, which is absolutely true.  However, there are so, so many more for Harry Potter; a quick check indicates that there are roughly thirty-times more.

And, most of them are bad.

But we aren’t just about bad here in the Library, no, we’re also about, well, this:

View the night of Voldemort’s attack on the Potters through the eyes of Ami, Harry’s twin sister.

Brace yourselves patrons, this is going to be exceptionally pointless.

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2311: Harry Potter Becomes a Communist – Chapters 63-73

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Sixty-ThreeSixty-fourSixty-FiveSixty-SixSixty-SevenSixty-EightSixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-OneSeventy-Two, and Seventy-Three
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everyone, and welcome back to what has somehow become the less offensive of two fics that I am alternating between. Yeah, I say “less offensive” now, because doing a political trollfic back-to-back with a fucking underage harem fanfic is, uh…

Well, let’s say it clarifies a few things.

Anyway, we’re back with more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist, so let’s get to it, shall we? Because as usual, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover today.

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2299: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 55-62

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Fifty-FiveFifty-SixFifty-SevenFifty-EightFifty-NineSixtySixty-One, and Sixty-Two
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back for more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. We are back with yet more insanity, and yet more stupidity, and I am not sure either one is really gonna let up here.

I’d say at least it doesn’t concern sexytimes with a minor, but we’ve already seen that play out a bit with Nymphadora Tonks fucking a high schooler, so I won’t go into that again.

Anyway, let’s get back to the action. I just can’t wait to see how much worse the political misrepresentation gets around here.

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2288: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 46-54

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Forty-SixForty-SevenForty-EightForty-NineFiftyFifty-OneFifty-TwoFifty-Three, and Fifty-Four
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everybody, and welcome back to Harry Potter and the North Korean Propaganda Machine. My name is Herr Wozzeck, and I’m here with yet another installment of “OH DEAR GOD WHY!?”

Because really, what else can you say to this? The level that someone wants to go with their edgy brand of “humor” is really kind of shocking, you know what I’m saying? And for me, I don’t understand just what the hell this person was thinking.

Which means we’re gonna dive in deeper! Hang on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going in!

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2277: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 38-45

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Thirty-EightThirty-NineFortyForty-OneForty-TwoForty-ThreeForty-Four, and Forty-Five
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*looks up*

Oh thank God, Borba isn’t about to interrupt our intro this time. Oh yeah, and there’s no sex disclaimers this time! Things are already looking up for us!

Well, guys, the month of I Will Survive is officially over. And that means, we’ve gotta get back into Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. I dunno about you, but I think this is the break we desperately needed from this fic, because my God, I don’t think I could’ve made it to the 1/3rd point of this fic otherwise.

Yeah, I’m finding something to alternate with this fic. In the meantime, let’s get right back into this fic!

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