Hello, dear Patrons!
Welcome back to more Subnautical shenanigans; in the last cluster-chapter we met Dumbass, who spent several days alone in a lifepod before venturing out for a little sightseeing. Upon returning to the lifepod, Dumbass discovered that it was a different lifepod and was promptly bashed over the head, bound to a ladder, and threatened with a knife by the occupant. They are now besties and have built a base together. However, they have left the base in a Cyclops, which had not one but TWO dramatic reveals in a cave hidden by vegetation, and are now tootling around in the Void somewhere. Oh, and
Crazy Casey managed to cobble together a two-seater Seamoth while they were onboard the Cyclops despite the fact that there would be no way for that to have happened.
And now to pick up where we left off!
Chapter 7: The Grand Reef
EXACTLY where we left off; the last chapter-bundle ended with a stray scene tag/ chapter title.
As soon as we dropped into the ocean, it was all black.
From what I remember, you two are in the jury-rigged Seamoth – maybe you should turn on the lights.
Title: Heroes and Villains
Author: Horrible’s Igor
Media: Television / Movies
Topic: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer / Kitchen Sink
URL: Heroes and Villains (Now Defunct)
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Eliza
Hey folks! Since last week’s chapter didn’t matter in the slightest, even by the author’s own admission, we’re not going to bother recapping it other than just saying it was Igor getting all grimdork and edgelardy because attention seeking.
“Whereas we seek attention by tearing into the low-hanging fruit!”
Damn straight! Let’s get this attention train on the rails!
Title: Love & Bullets
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)
What do you need us for? count: 10
Dick is a dick count: 5
Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BadJamags…
GoodJamags: … And I’m your guest guest host, GoodJamags…
… And we’re back for more of Love & Bullets, also known as the single most boring thing I’ve ever read. Last time, some boring stuff that I can’t be assed to recap happened. Let’s just get this over with.
Title: The Girl
Topic: The Outsiders
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by Angie
Probably something about a Soc and a Greaser, maybe. Probably not.
*screech* Let’s! Get! This! Over with!
I mean, The Girl is only like…a fifth of the way over, but goddamn if that doesn’t mean I’m gonna celebrate. Let’s just be glad this chapter is short. (Why are the Darry chapters always so short?)
Anyway, my name is Angie, and this is The Girl. Let’s continue.
Hello, dear Patrons!
Are we all ready for a brand-new fic from a brand-new source material? (Not that you really have a choice in the matter. (Well, unless you decide to go to a different site. (But please don’t. (I GET SO LONELY!))))
Anyway. What was I saying? Oh, right! This fic comes from the Subnautica section of ff.net;
Since we haven’t had a fic from this source material, I’m going to give you a SC-style info-dump on the basics.
Prepare to have some learning shoved into your eye-holes, folks!
The game is an early-access survival/crafting game :sees many of the gamers in the audience stand up grumbing and preparing to leave: No, wait! This one is actually good!