2431: Kirby: Welcome to Smash Bros – Chapters Three and Four

Title: Kirby: Welcome to Smash Bros
Author: Quartz2006
Media: Video Game
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Genre: Romance
URL: Chapter 3 and Chapter 4
Critiqued by Elysium16 and Rimura

Note from the Editor: As a way of apologizing to our guest writers for missing last Saturday, I’m ceding my Wednesday spot this week to do a little catch-up on the backlog.  I’ll be back next week with my own material.

(The room from last time is no longer empty—it now has a wooden table with a Switch on it, a TV, and a dark red couch. On that couch is Elysium, with Rimura standing off to the side.)

Elysium: Welcome back, patrons!

Last time, in between lots of padding, Kirby was informed by his parents that he was going to Super Smash Bros., a revelation that triggered two DRD visits. This time is our first combined chapter, mostly because Chapter 3 is a whole lot of nothing.

Let’s go!

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2426: Voicebox Ch. 4

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

In the previous fucking chapter of this story, the sue was planning to kill off a little kid and his family for the atrocious crime of *gasp* pushing her little sister into a mud puddle. Will she accomplish this and get off scot free?

Chapter 4

That night after helping Father prepare several different dishes for everyone’s dinner, 

What no filler scene talking about everyone’s food? This chapter gets an automatic 0/10 for a lack of consistency!

getting Father’s permission to go on a killing spree and changing into our normal killing outfits, 

“Blood stains regular clothes you know!”

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2420: A walk in the woods-slender x reader- – Oneshot

Title: A walk in the woods-slenderxreader-
Author: sadistictriangle
Media: Video Game/Creepypasta
Topic: Slender
Genre: Romance
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat







Hello, dear Patrons!

I’ve been out of town in Georgia for a con for the last few days, so I decided to hunt up a quick oneshot instead of trying to start something big. And, as luck would have it, SC posted a Slender Man reaction gif in the Secret Clubhouse that made me think “Hey, I haven’t worked on a Slender Man fic in a while, I should go see what I can find.” which means that, in a roundabout way, this is all SC’s fault.

Now to take a look at the summary!

 blarb. this is my first fanfiction. it is about slendy and you. it gets lemonish, so be warned.

…I immediately regret my life decisions. And now I have to go put a warning in the header and send an apology gift basket to Whirlybat.

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2419: Kirby: Welcome to Smash Bros – Chapter Two

Title: Kirby: Welcome to Smash Bros
Author: Quartz2006
Media: Video Game
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Genre: Romance
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Elysium16 and Rimura

(In an empty room, tucked away in a corner of the Library…)

Elysium: Welcome back to Kirby: Welcome to Smash Bros!

Rimura: Last time, absolutely nothing of note happened. Well, aside from the main character turning out to be adorable, of course.

Elysium: Aha! So you admit it!

Rimura: *sigh*

Elysium: This time, we’ve upgraded! Now, instead of the kitchen, we get our own room to riff in! Of course, the decorating’s not done yet, but I’m sure we’ll get everything organized by the fic’s end.

…oh, and we’re actually going to start the story! Ain’t that lovely.

Chapter 2: Sad News

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2413: Voicebox Ch. 3

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

The six people who were sitting in the living room stared at Father as if he had grown a second head.

In a world full of deformed freaks, that’s totally something to be weirded out by! Am I right?

There was one in black and white who looked like a gothic clown with a striped cone nose. His jaw dropped and a bunch of half chewed candy fell out.

“Is that…a girl?”

Sitting on the floor in front of the T.V. was a boy who looked a lot like Link, but had black eyes with red pupils. After staring at Father for a minute his eyes landed on me and he gave me a perverted grin.

Because if there is another thing this story needs to further ruin all our innocence, it’s the author turning little kids into perverted slobs.

 A young man in black and dark blue, wearing a dark blue mask with black ooze coming out of the eye sockets was sitting in a chair with an open book in his lap.

Get it? He’s Eyeless Jack… and he’s reading a book. So creative!

 I couldn’t really tell what he was thinking because of his mask.

Yet he still manages to show far more emotion than you ever had in the story so far.

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2408: Love and War – Chapter 4

Title: Love and War
Author: Z3R0 L0V3
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokémon
Genre: Adventure / Romance
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by eatpraylove

Hey there, fellow patrons, and welcome back to “Love and War”! Last time, Dawn and Ash had one last horse race the night before her wedding day, which got derailed when Paul stabbed her maid and almost killed her before the actual ceremony in a seriously misguided attempt to gain control of Sinnoh. Fortunately for everyone, Ash busted out some decent (but still boringly-written) sword fighting skills and kept him from finishing the job.

So in this chapter, Ash and/or Dawn take the next logical step of informing Their Majesties that her fiancé is currently facedown outside the stables and almost killed both of them, so they can cancel the alliance/wedding and proceed with whatever steps necessary to charge a visiting royal with murder and conspiracy to overthrow the king.

Hahaha, no, that would take actual decent plotting. This is the moment alluded to in the summary where she and Ash go on the run, however. With the cliché counter at unlucky thirteen and still no sight of any honest-to-Arceus Pokémon anywhere around here, let’s get back to it.

And thanks to the comments section for continuing to get up to its usual “wait a minute, that would never work this way in real life” action. You’re gonna have plenty of material this time around, I can promise you that.

*reluctantly sits in riffing chair*

Chapter 4

Z3R0 L0V3 – Here’s another chapter! Happy Reading!

I don’t own anything!

And thank the Creation Trio for that.

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2404: Just Watch Her Bleed Until She Can’t Breathe – Chapters 3 & 4



Title: Just Watch Her Bleed Until She Can’t Breathe
Author: AmazingGraceless
Media: Movie/Book
Topic: Jurassic Park/Jurassic World/Twilight
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter 3
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Ghostcat

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to the last (thus far) two chapters of this continuing saga of a crossover.

In the last chapters Lex had a screaming nightmare and was left alone by her erstwhile guardians so she could chat on the phone with her boyfriend, followed by her arriving home from school to find ominous messages written in blood on her mattress – despite living in a household full of people with unnaturally enhanced senses specifically honed towards blood – and then she got dressed up for a party the family is throwing because reasons, likely something to do with the park since the other named characters from the film are supposed to be attending.

Now, on to the fic!

Once again, Lex found herself wishing that she could be anywhere but where she was.

Stuck in a badfic? I sympathize, but I’m not breaking the security cordon around the Literary Extractor to bust you out. One useless badfic character in the Library is enough.

:Markus leans in and give Ghostie the finger:

Get out of my riff! Shouldn’t you be off disappointing Crunchy?

:Markus leaves:

And take this finger with you! Dumbass.

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