491: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Eight Part 2

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: Removed from FF.Net.
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Welcome back to the second half of chapter eight!

When last we left resident evil:reborn, the authors has just barfed chapter five of untold zombie chronicels into the middle of their fic.  I’m still seething about it, so best not to dwell.

through out takeo’s explanation the group had arrived at the top of the hospital where coach had shown niko where the chopper was some of them looking over the sides of the hospital seeing the hordes and hordes of zombies waiting for them at the bottom.

Yeah, as they look down on those zombies from their orbital platform.

Also, for those worried about the zombie apocalypse:  zombies, even very intelligent ones, can’t use stairs.  Except when they do.

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490: From Another World – Chapter 15

Title: From Another World
Author: EclipsePheniox
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Mass Effect / Parallel Realities
Genre: Supernatural/Romance/AU
URL: From Another World Chapter 15
Critiqued by Erttheking

Chapter 15:  The Ark the Home World and the Party

Ok, writing this one by the edge of my seat, hope I can get it up in time.  Also a quick heads up there was another ideas “Chapter” which I’m not going to be spoiling because it gives away some VERY FUCKING STUPID twists.  We’ll get to them when they come up in the story proper.

*Thump*  *Thump* *Thump* And when it does happen, I’ll be ready

Uh, Goeth, what’s that?

You remember that Chimera Mech that you were thinking about having the Enclave field?  I was in a helpful mood so I went and built a prototype for you.  Also I decided not to be stupid like Cerberus and have the cockpit be surrounded by glass, reinforced titanium all the way baby. Read the rest of this entry »

489: My Angel – Chapter 7

Title: My Angel
Anime / Manga
Ouran High School Host Club
 My Angel – Chapter 7
Critiqued by Ghostcat

Hello, dear Patrons! I’m here with a catch-up chapter for My Angel, an Ouran High School Host Club fic I last riffed back in November. You can catch up on the past chapters here, but I’ll give you a quick overview of the last chapter if you don’t feel like clicking over.

Our intrepid Guardian Angel/demon hunter/unholy-thing-killer Haruhi is recovering from yet another serious injury she’s managed to pick up fighting the various unholy things and has moved into the apartment of Christian, the Gary Stu/love interest, because … there was a ghost or something in her house. I’m not entirely sure.

After checking the generic-net to see if there have been any stories about their previous selves, the two go out to a movie. Afterwards they are attacked by a fallen angel whom they easily defeat with the help of a mysterious magical shield that pops up out of nowhere, and then Haru-chan is shot in the arm with an arrow by the host club’s rabid otaku Renge. It turns out Renge is some flavor of unholy thing, probably a fallen angel, and has coated the arrow with a substance that at first will only make Haru-chan feel ill but then gets a spontaneous upgrade to deadly toxin over the course of the conversation.

The rest of the host club are spat out by the SDQF and even though they are all demons/unholy things (because reasons) they decide to save Haru-chan by … using their demon-ness, I guess. The useless angels in charge of Haru-chan and Christian show up at that point (again, because reasons) and the host club gives Haru-chan the cure, which involves Kyoya taking a sip of his own blood and then kissing her. I don’t know why that would work, but whatever. She wakes up, promptly passes out, the host club vanishes after confirming that they are still mortal enemies even though they appeared specifically to save Haru-chan’s life, and Christian goes off to have tea with the angels. Sadly that is not a euphemism.

Now to the chapter!

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488: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One – Chapters 15 and 16

Title: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One
Author: BelieverInChrist, A.K.A. Thomas Brown (Reposted on qazonwordpress)
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Genre: Spiritual/Mystery
URL: The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One Repost
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello yet again patrons, and welcome to another week of Christianity-related insanity. Well, we finally start to get some damn action here, which we’ve kind of been building up to throughout this fic.

Oh wait, no it didn’t: Thomas Brown was too busy shouting “Jesus! Stan! Hell! Bigotry!” for us to really notice that. You know, because why the hell should you include plot in a fictional story?

Anyway, let’s get going, shall we?

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487: From Another World – Chapters 13 and 14

Title: From Another World
Author: EclipsePheniox
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Mass Effect / Parallel Realities
Genre: Supernatural/Romance/AU
URL: From Another World Chapter 13 and Chapter 14
Critiqued by Erttheking

Due to a few issues in real life sapping all my free time this week, I’m once again pillaging Ert’s guest submission to fill in my Wednesday spot.  Back next week with more re:r.


Chapter 13: The Tiberian Legend

IMHO the name of this chapter should be the Tiberian cockhead but whatever.  If you recall, last chapter we left off with the Virmire mission being absolutely sodomized with the person left to die having gotten no development, and then to rub salt on the wound he ended up not dying anyway.  Hey, I’m all for people who die in fiction not dying in fanfiction, but you need to FUCKING WORK FOR IT!  You can’t just snap your fingers and say “everything is better now,” do you really think the first Star Wars would’ve been better if Luke just snapped his fingers and every last Stormtrooper’s head exploded?

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486: Twin Hearts: Chapter One

Title: Twin Hearts
Author: starpokemon123 and mallory79080
Genre: Family/Drama
Media: Video Game
Topic: Animal Crossing
URL: Twin Hearts- Chapter One
Critiqued by Baffle Blend

Heya, patrons. Sorry I haven’t submitted a riff for the past few weeks but I’ve been absorbed in the new Animal Crossing game [As have Taco and Frozen Poodle  -Taco].

But how to kill my obsession? I know, I’ll riff a terrible fanfic of it! And my first long-term project as a library riffer! WHOO.

This is a collaborative fic, brought to us by two writers; starpokemon123 and mallory79080. At the time of writing, there are twenty chapters. And this is a recently updated fic, so; Star. Mallory. If you’re reading this by any chance, please do not take my criticisms personally. I am a critic, and by my very nature, cynical and sarcastic- my bashing is intended to be informative and humorous.

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485: My Immortal – Chapter Six

Title: My Immortal
Author: Tara (reposted by TheJadedDolphin)
Media: Book / Movie
Topic:  Harry Potter
Genre: Romance / angst
URL:  My Immortal – Chapter Six
Critiqued by Lyle

Welcome back, gentle readers!  I’m sorry for my sporadic absences.  I’ve been covering vacations at work and it’s led to 50+ hour work weeks.  On top of that, I’m attempting to normalize after my divorce finally became official, so that’s been hectic.  Anyway, enough of that shiz.  Let’s finally get to chapter six of My Immortal, the sucktastic Mary-Sue fest about a goffik vampire who is about as special as a snowflake.  I just wish she’d melt as quickly as one.  Since it’s been a while, I’ll give a brief recap of what’s happened up until this point:

Ebony McManyNames is a 7th year student at Hogwarts, where she sleeps in her overly-described coffin and yells at people because “ew, boys.”  She went to a muggle concert with Draco, got drunk, and then had “sexual intercourse” in the Forbidden Forest.  Dumbledore found them and their punishment was… profit?  There really wasn’t any punishment to speak of.  They were sent to their rooms.  That’s all that’s happened in the last five chapters. Riveting, I know.  Let’s see what shenanigans these crazy kids get into today.

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