1955: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike – Chapter 3

 

Title: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike
Author: PLeasedestroyme
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: none given
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by: Ghostcat

 

 

—TRIGGER WARNING—

—THIS POST CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT, WHILE NOT GRAPHIC OR EXPLICIT, MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME PEOPLE—

—READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED–

 

 

:sighs:

So I was all ready to start on a new fic but, as is my custom, I double-checked on my old fics to see if any had updated. And wouldn’t you know it, the fic updated on Friday, right when my last riff went up.

Awesome.

The last chapter (or chapter-part) didn’t really have a lot going on, despite being “expanded” to nearly four times its original length. Blind Mike the Robot Fondler went to work, saw his drunk/high coworker acting inappropriately, and then had a very long and awkward interaction with Foxy in the office while Chica and Bonnie were still trying to attack him for some reason.

To the fic!

When Bonnie finally left, (three damn minutes later, mind you) Mike let his attention fall fully on the robot standing across from him.

Three minutes in real time isn’t all that long, but translated over into game-time of each hour lasting roughly a minute and a half then it is possible that Bonnie was standing there for nearly a third of the night.

It was a mere twenty seconds of staring before he remembered he actually had a job and should probably keep doing it.

I don’t remember if we ever figured out exactly what brand of kink Blind Mike the Robot Fondler has, but whatever it is he must have it bad. Also, he is really bad at this job and probably should have died quite some time ago. Foxy is probably the only reason he is still alive at this point.

“Do ye like me bein’ here?” Foxy suddenly asked after another minute or so of lapsed silence passed. Mike looked up to him through his lashes with raised eyebrows, but otherwise nonchalant features.

Eighty-five percent of this conversation is just awkward silences and looks. I get enough of that in real life.

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1953: A Special Task — Chapters 12, 13, and 14

Title: A Special Task
Author: Generatedname
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Adventure
URL: Chapter 12Chapter 13, and Chapter 14
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Senior Cabalist-Lieutenant Rijus Ta’nin

Hello hello all you patrons! Welcome back to the dense, flabby interior of A Special Task, the ‘fic that goes nowhere and does nothing, and does it extremely slowly.

Previously, the human-Council negotiations ended with not a great deal actually being accomplished other than communications between the two powers being normalized and the salarian Councilor being upbraided over the Uplift fiasco. Then the humans built an absurdly large space station at Relay 314 to manage trade with the Council species, and then they and the turian forces assigned to guard the site- which included such revered figures as Septimus Oraka, Adrian Victus, Garrus Vakarian, and Nyreen Kandros all jumbled up together with no sense of why they would all be in the same time and same place- wandered around the station on leave, lost at some boring human video games, and… well, that was it.”

Just Write A Star Trek Crossover Already Counter: 5

Chapter 7- Civil Strife

March 21st, 2159, Unknown System

The Batarian frigate jumped out of FTL, engines already going at full tilt as soon as it decelerated. The crew inside tense and afraid.

“Kranak, please tell me we lost them.” The captain said to his pilot.

“I think so, but we can never be sure until its too late. There were several hegemony ships after us when we jumped, and one of them may have gotten a lock.” The pilot, Kranak, replied.

Oh, hey! Looks like we’re going to do that ‘batarian separatists’ thing he talked about in the author’s notes. It was the only storyline mentioned that actually sounded vaguely interesting… which, considering how much nothing has been crammed into the last few installments, is alarmingly encouraging.

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1951: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike – Chapter 2 part 2 & Chapter 2 part 2 update notification

 

 

 

Title: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike
Author: PLeasedestroyme
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: none given
URL: Chapter 2 part 2
URL: Chapter 2 part 2 update notification
Critiqued by: Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, and welcome to the last installment of this constant parade of uncomfortable situations. Despite the author’s warnings, the last chapter did not include any penises being inserted in places that they aren’t usually inserted, much to my associates’ displeasure. The Salacious Sisterhood has since decamped to go on an epic quest to find out where Shinobi-san hides the really explicit manga, so I’m all by my lonesome now.

So sad.

Mike awoke to the sound of an alarm going off.

I think that means you need to reset the systems, but I’ve never been able to pinpoint where in the timeline this is supposed to be taking place.

“What in the fuck” he groggily turned over in his single bed, pulling his phone from its spot on his bedside table.

Is the phone his alarm, or is this just an unrelated action?

His head throbbed with the sound, and promptly, he opened and clicked it off.

…Does he have a flip phone? As I’ve just stated I’m not sure exactly where in the timeline this is supposed to take place, but the bulk of the action takes place in the late 1980s to the mid-1990s. A flip phone would be at the very edge of that time estimate, but those didn’t have the same features found in today’s ubiquitous smartphones. I’ve owned flip phones, and I don’t remember them having an alarm function.

He was still tired from been up all night and then sleeping all day.

He’s tired from sleeping all day?

I don’t think Mike understands how sleep works. Or he took one of those really deep naps where you can’t remember what planet you’re on when you wake up.

He remembered that, as soon as he came home to his apartment he had passed out on his bed. He barely remembered how he even got here.

Meh. It’s probably not important. Much like everything else in this fic.

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1949: A Special Task — Chapters 9, 10, and 11

Title: A Special Task
Author: Generatedname
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Adventure
URL: Chapter 9Chapter 10, and Chapter 11
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Senior Cabalist-Lieutenant Rijus Ta’nin

Hello hello all you patrons! Rijus and I are back once again with another very, errrm, special series of chapters from A Special Task.

Last time formal contact with the Council races finally happened after 120 years of playing peek-a-boo with the salarians, when a group of annoying volus showed up on an exploration mission and then promptly returned to the Citadel without much more than a how-do-you-do. This led to a proper diplomatic team being sent out by the Vol Protectorate to initiate negotiations… which Ambassador Rozhenko did by getting all of the volus ambassadors drunk on vodka, making them agree to an unfavorable (and rather vague) deal, and then when they all woke up the next morning using that fact to blackmail them. Really upstanding guys here.

We left off just as a more formal human delegation consisting of Rozhenko, Donnell Udina, Lia Their Token AI Friend Geromy, and some undescribed person in a military uniform who may or may not be the bit character Admiral Hannah Singh and may or may not exist from scene to scene was just setting up to try the same stupid vodka trick again (complete with glasses rigged to trick observers into thinking they themselves are drinking the same amount as the aliens when in fact it’s much less) in a full session with the Citadel Council.

Chapter 4- Revelations

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1946: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike – Chapter 2 part 1

 

Title: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike
Author: PLeasedestroyme

Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: none given
URL: Chapter 2

Critiqued by: Ghostcat (with special guests)

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons! I hope everyone is having a safe and healthy New Year and hasn’t already watched their resolutions crash and burn like dot-com stocks in 2000.

I’m here with the second chapter of this short little fic; and it is indeed the second chapter. For some reason the author labelled the second chapter “Chapter 2 part 1” and the third chapter “Chapter 2 part 2” even though they are two separate chapters. I have no idea why.

(A short warning, there is mention of sticking dicks in places that they really shouldn’t go.)

Oh, no.

:the thunderous sound of running footsteps can be heard echoing through the halls of the Library:

Good thing I’m in the Ultra-Reinforced Bunker™.

:The Ultra-Reinforced Door™ of the bunker flies off its hinges, shattering against the far wall into a shower of rubble as Ghostie dives under the desk:

:As the dust clears, several figures step through the ruined door:

Syl: “WHERE ARE THE PENISES?!?”

Well … shit. That’s the last time I use Crunchy as a general contractor.

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1943: A Special Task — Chapters 6, 7, and 8

Title: A Special Task
Author: Generatedname
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Adventure
URL: Chapter 6Chapter 7, and Chapter 8
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Senior Cabalist-Lieutenant Rijus Ta’nin

Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to A Special Task, everyone’s favorite Codex-that-aspires-to-become-an-HFY-’fic.

Previously, we watched the humans basically ignore the attempts by the salarians to uplift them and instead just find prothean ruins at their Mars colony as originally happened. Then the UEA- which is a different entity from the Systems Alliance for no real reason that I can think of- refused to engage with the Salarian teams sent to see what was happening, built some enormous warships to fight nobody, experimented with AI, and blew up a Blood Pack troopship.”

Note that all of this happened in the prologue, which by the way is four chapters long and approximately 50% codex entries and timelines. That, in turn, brings us to the story’s first ‘proper’ chapter, ‘Second Contact’:
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1940: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike – Chapter 1

 

Title: Five night’s with Foxy and Mike
Author: PLeasedestroyme
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: none given
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by: Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with a new fic, and what better way to end the year than having a nice cup of peppermint tea and enjoying another FNAF fic?

Well … I could be building a vertibird in Planet Nomads, that would be loads better. But I’m not, so you’d better appreciate my sacrifice.

APPRECIATE IT!

:sips tea:

This fic makes me a little apprehensive, as there is no genre listed and there’s something in the summary that raises my Librarian hackles. Let’s take a look at the summary, shall we?

(currently being updated) Still no appropriate summary. Some warning should be for blood, and misuse of robots.

What I’m wondering is if this “misuse” is going to be abuse, or the sexy-fun-times kind of misuse. It is also worth noting that the last chapter of this fic went up three years ago. Even Windows doesn’t take that long to update.

To the fic!

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