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Welcome to the penultimate chapter! I know, if feels like it’s been going on forever. I gave up keeping count of which night we’re on a long time ago. Third? Fourth? Ninety-fifth? Somewhere in there.
The previous chapter ended on what I guess could technically be called a cliffhanger, as Springtrap had stolen Jack’s sword. Jack will no doubt rush out and reclaim his blade very quickly, so I’m not overly worried about any dramatic tension building. It might cut into the time Jack can spend glaring at things.
Now, on to the fic!
Chapter 6: Finding the Sword
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It’s over there! Probably.
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to more crossover blandness.
In our last chapter, there was a big showdown between Aku and Jack! And by “showdown” I mean that Aku stole the magic sword but Jack almost immediately got it back because reasons.
Also, questionable pizza was involved.
On to the next chapter!
Chapter 5: Aku Finds Springtrap
I theorized in the last chapter that Aku was likely going to cycle through the animatronics and possess them in turn so that Jack could “battle” (I use the term extremely loosely) each one singly, and this is only reinforcing that opinion.
Aku needed to find a new source to help him in his quest against the pesky samurai,
Because for some reason, just attacking him directly, or carpet-bombing the restaurant, or anything that might accomplish the goal of killing Jack is out of the question.
as the night went on, Jack continued to monitor the animaltronics through the cameras.
This is like watching a Minecraft tutorial, only less interesting because nothing gets accomplished and there’s significantly less chance someone will get attacked by the pixelated undead.
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to more … whatever this trainwreck is.
In the last chapter there was a confrontation between Jack and Aku, until Aku got bored and wandered off. Then some other stuff happened, but no one really cares about that because it probably isn’t important.
Also, the Big Book of Ponderations for Sleepless Nights is still here, hovering in the corner, and a cluster of raccoons has built a shrine that mostly looks to be made of tin foil and apple cores around it. Not sure where the raccoons came from, but I’ve learned not to question things too closely.
Chapter 4: Sensing Aku
Is it really that hard to find a near-omnipotent shape-shifting demon who rules the entire universe?
Jack was awaiting the next night when he was doing his best during the day to try to hunt for Aku.
From inside the pizza restaurant, where he’s locked up until the five nights have passed. All Aku would have to do to get away is just … Leave.
It’s almost as if this fic is designed to suck all the dramatic tension out of itself.
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome back to yet another chapter where I’m sure very little is going to happen. Maybe just some glaring, or Jack will draw his sword a few more times.
I really hope Aku doesn’t try to make things ‘interesting’ again, because the Big Book of Ponderations for Sleepless Nights is back because I literally cannot get rid of it. Leaving it on a bus didn’t work, dropping it off a pier didn’t work, I tossed it into Crunchy’s volcano and when I got back to the bunker it was waiting for me with a cup of hot cocoa that tastes faintly of brimstone.
I mean, it is very likely cursed and is not the birthday gift I wanted but there are marshmallows and hey – free cocoa.
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to another chapter of crossover hi-jinks. In the first chapter, Jack was contracted by a Mysterious Billionaire to stay for five nights in an abandoned and/or haunted restaurant, where he basically just glared at the animatronics for a bit before the clock ran out.
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That was basically it.
Chapter 2: Onto Second Night
Let’s get this trainwreck moving down the tracks.
Jack continued to maintain the cameras as he gazed upon the animaltronics that were moving about throughout the restaurant in question.
The animatronics do tend to get more active as the game progresses, because difficulty curve, but it’s just the second night and they are already running rampant.
The samurai grew tired of watching the cameras and winding up the music box.
Which he can do from the safety of the office, because game-play mechanics.
As soon as it became 6 A.M.
Complete sentence not.
For the first night everything was over.
Hold up – the first night? We’re still on the first night?
Damn, but this thing does drag like a dog with a turd stuck to its tail.
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to the beginning of an odd little crossover fic from my pile of “Bwa?” fics.
How odd? It’s a Samurai Jack and Five Nights at Freddy’s crossover, which isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve ever found – but I have a high weirdness threshold after years of doing this. It was a choice between this and a Good Dinosaur/We’re Back/Jurassic Park/Lion King/I-forget-what-else trainwreck that is sadly mostly plot regurgitation But Now With Dinosaurs!™ and the riff would mostly be me making angry rants about having Cretaceous species, Jurassic species, and Holocene species living together and I don’t have time for that while preparing for tax season.
Something for you to look forward to! Now, on to the summary for this fic.
Jack has taken up an offer from a mysterious billionaire for a time machine to get back to the past, the catch is that he has to stay in an abandon pizza restaurant as a security guard with animaltronics and Aku to disrupt things oh my…
Y’know, as one does.
Any time I see a premise where some rich bastard offers an obscene amount of wealth to someone for what appears to be a trivial task, my mind immediately assumes it’s either going to be a murder-fest or some sort of kinky prostitution thing. Either way, someone’s getting fucked up in this scenario.
Happy New Year, dear Patrons! I hope everyone who celebrated is sufficiently recovered by now, because I have the last two chapters of fic to serve up.
In the first two chapters we were introduced to Emay, a formless nekomimi with a terrible case of Melodramatic Teenager Syndrome, who has just moved into a gigantic house with a pumpkin patch full of monsters and skeletons under the living room.
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There was also a dumbwaiter involved, because reasons.
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That was basically it, I think. To the fic!