2452: Cupcakes, Part 2 — Crappy Pasta

-WARNING-
While this so-called horror story continues to resoundingly fail at being even remotely scary, it starts to hit pretty hard with the gross-out attempts in terms of blood and guts and also a bizarre focus on the actions of Rainbow Dash’s bladder.

Title: Cupcakes
Author: Sergeant Sprinkles
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony
Genre: Creepypasta / “Horror” / Torture Porn
URL: Creepypasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai and Serketry

Hello hello all you patrons! Inflate your favorite organs and sort your pegasus wings by color because we are back with more Cupcakes goodness.

Don’t you mean…

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Hey y’all, Serketry here. Again. Until this fic is as dead as Rainbow Dash. 

And, of course, by ‘goodness’ I mean ‘incredibly repetitive foreshadowing of incredibly repetitive torture porn’.

Last time, Pinkie Pie fed Rainbow Dash a drugged cupcake and tied her up in a torture chamber underneath Sugar Cube Corner. Much capering and posing with skulls ensued, but it was all pretty pointless. And…. that’s literally it.

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EDITED BY EDINPONY COUNTER: 6

Dubiously sexual counter: 4

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2451: Voicebox – Chapter 6

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Welcome back to Voicebox. Hope you have your coffee ready, because I don’t. This will perhaps be the most boring chapter of the bunch.

Chapter 6

The next morning after breakfast

You all died! You all died after breakfast! Because Freddy Kruger came out of nowhere and killed you all when you mentioned having breakfast for the 10 millionth time in this story! It seriously gets on people’s nerves!

Toby and I invaded BEN’s room and “borrowed” a laptop so that we could look up the information on Voodoo shops and priestesses.

Because invading on other people’s property is totally justified if you complain about your own privacy being invaded every day!

“Oh god, Ben’s got nothing but pictures of kittens and puppies on his computer. That can’t be! It needs more porno pics of me to make my hatred of him more justified!”

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2448: Spooptoberfest Guest Submission: Red Moon – Creepypasta

Title: Red Moon
Author: Avenging Angel
Media: Internet Legends
Topic: The Moon
Genre: Spoopy Horror
URL: Red Moon
Critiqued by Zeus, Lt. Nimitz, And Sally
Zeus: Okay, now we need to put the helmet on, and make sure the oxygen pump isn’t blocked, or it’s gonna be one short trip.

Nimitz: Got it.

*the two proceed to EVA walk towards a decompressed part of the lower decks*

Sally: Yay, you came back!

Nimitz: Now don’t worry, we have some science to do.

Zeus: Hey, hows it going up there?

Svarti: *through comms* Well, if the amount of messages are any indication, it seems that we accidentally skimmed someone’s ship. We’ll try to negotiate as peacefully as possible, but that Spectre isn’t gonna make it easy on us.

Zeus: Copy. *clears throat* Okay, today’s a special day, for it is the start of me riffing Spooktober pastas.

 

Zeus: Got to appeal to the kids somehow. Anyways, we have some very special guests, with 2nd Lieutenant Nimitz Levanti and Sally.

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2446: Cupcakes Part 1 — Crappy Pasta

-WARNING-
While the creepypasta under riff today is insanely not scary, it does contain some measure of gratuitous gore and you may not want to read it over lunch.

Title: Cupcakes
Author: Sergeant Sprinkles
Media: Cartoon
Topic: My Little Pony
Genre: Creepypasta / “Horror” / Torture Porn
URL: Creepypasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai and Serketry

Hello hello all you patrons! Plug your nearest housepet into the television set and make sure your doll vaccinations are up to date, because it’s that time of year again!

Today we’re dealing with a ‘fic that I wasn’t originally planning to ever riff due to its potential Librarian-breaker status (you will see why soon). However, I ran into a bunch of other people in a fimfiction forum I frequent saying that maybe it wasn’t so bad and for the time had some interesting ideas. So now I’m going to show exactly why that’s not the case, on a site with an average readership of ten people that none of the commenters on that forum frequent or even know exists.

Yay me!

Yay us, actually. Hey y’all, Serketry here. The Admiral brought me back. For this. Thanks, Admiral. 

Yeah. This is… a doozie.

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2437: Voicebox – Chapter 5

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Trigger Warning:  This chapter really ramps up with the author utilizing several different instances sexual assault for cheap drama and romance fuel.  If you are sensitive to such topics, it is recommended to pass by today’s installment.

Welcome back to Voicebox. Previously, Shayla killed a little kid and his family for bullying her little, was sexually assaulted by Jeff the Killer, had a weird ass dream about her sister, and learned that logic no longer applies when it comes to magic and resurrecting people. This time, we actually have somewhat of an actual plot. Shayla must now travel across the country to collect random things to resurrect her sister. Along the way, we get a deeper look into the suethor’s agenda.

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2426: Voicebox – Chapter 4

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

In the previous fucking chapter of this story, the sue was planning to kill off a little kid and his family for the atrocious crime of *gasp* pushing her little sister into a mud puddle. Will she accomplish this and get off scot free?

Chapter 4

That night after helping Father prepare several different dishes for everyone’s dinner, 

What no filler scene talking about everyone’s food? This chapter gets an automatic 0/10 for a lack of consistency!

getting Father’s permission to go on a killing spree and changing into our normal killing outfits, 

“Blood stains regular clothes you know!”

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2420: A walk in the woods-slender x reader- – Oneshot

Title: A walk in the woods-slenderxreader-
Author: sadistictriangle
Media: Video Game/Creepypasta
Topic: Slender
Genre: Romance
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

—WARNING—

—CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT IS THEORETICALLY  NSFW/NSFC—

—PROCEED WITH CAUTION—

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’ve been out of town in Georgia for a con for the last few days, so I decided to hunt up a quick oneshot instead of trying to start something big. And, as luck would have it, SC posted a Slender Man reaction gif in the Secret Clubhouse that made me think “Hey, I haven’t worked on a Slender Man fic in a while, I should go see what I can find.” which means that, in a roundabout way, this is all SC’s fault.

Now to take a look at the summary!

 blarb. this is my first fanfiction. it is about slendy and you. it gets lemonish, so be warned.

…I immediately regret my life decisions. And now I have to go put a warning in the header and send an apology gift basket to Whirlybat.

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