1707: Parties are for flirting – Oneshot

 

Title: Parties are for flirting
Author: Mythicallover42
Media: Movie
Topic: Monsters, Inc
Genre: Romance/Fantasy
URL Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with a little oneshot I stumbled across in the Monsters, Inc. section that bills itself as a Romance/Fantasy fic – and it’s a Reader fic! You know how fun those are.

As a special treat Syl is making book in the North Atrium; you can bet on which of your beloved childhood characters you, the reader, will soon be making out with! Or even which canon character will be making out with another character, if that’s more your thing. Because if you’re going to be emotionally scarred by a fic you might as well get some cash out of it.

Now for those of you who aren’t familiar with the Monsters, Inc movies – welcome to Earth! Please do not eat my brain or cats.

But just in case you’re not an alien, here’s the very short version; Monsters, Inc tells the story of a parallel world of monsters that is in many respects a mirror of the human world. The monsters have discovered a way to use closet doors as portals to travel to the human world, where they frighten children in order to harvest their screams for energy. This is considered incredibly dangerous, because children are seen as exceptionally toxic and supposedly can kill with a single touch. Of course a little girl ( called Boo, which is the only thing she can say) manages to cross over into the monster world, where she meets Sully (James P. Sullivan) and his friend Mike Wazowski.

This is Sully and Mike. Do not picture them making out with each other.

Hijinks ensue and the guys discover that humans aren’t toxic but instead taste just like chicken! (No, not really; there’s a bit about how laughter is more powerful than screams, or something.) Way too many years later there was a prequel released, Monsters University, that details how Sully and Mike first met while in Scare School, which is an expy for the human college experience.

Now, on to the fic!

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1656: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside – Chapters Twenty and Twenty-One

Title: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
Author:
Unknown/Fake Tara
Media:
Movies/Books
Topic:
Harry Potter
Genre:
Romance, Parody
URL:
http://imm.dh.obdurodon.org/documents/MyImmortalComplete.doc
Critiqued by Angie

Guys, we’re almost free. We’ve almost gotten through the entire thing. We can finally live happily again! We never have to read this fanfic ever again! Are you excited? I’m excited.

Anyway, last time, we learned that Ebony is a polygamist, that you can hum prayers with words, and all of our main characters are part cat. And now, without further ado, I present the end of My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside. Let’s begin.

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1640: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside – Chapters Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, and Nineteen

Title: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
Author:
Unknown/Fake Tara
Media:
Movies/Books
Topic:
Harry Potter
Genre:
Romance, Parody
URL:
http://imm.dh.obdurodon.org/documents/MyImmortalComplete.doc
Critiqued by Angie

Warning: This story steps beyond the normal ridiculousness of My Immortal into incestuous pedophilia this chapter.  Now, if you’ll pardon me, I’ll be dousing my eyes with bleach in my blanket fort. – Lyle

What’s up preps? It’s Angie back again with another edition of Angie’s Torture Hour, which is ironically the plot of My Immortal 2. But I’m back!

So…here’s the thing. There’s only four chapters in this part. Let me explain.

I was compiling the chapters I was going to do into my Google Doc, and I realised that some of the chapters in the next group of five are surprisingly long. Not extremely long, but long as far as My Immortal chapters go. So I’m only doing four chapters today. But the fourth chapter is the length of two average chapters. So don’t hate me. Next week, I will finish the fanfic, and then return with another fanfiction. See if you can guess what it is.

Also, one last thought. Last time, if you weren’t here, we learned that there are at least two different Voldemort’s, Smashing Pumpkins and Panic! At the Disco are essentially the same band, and that Tara and Justin broke up. Okay? Let’s begin.

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1618: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside – Chapters Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, and Fifteen

Title: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
Author:
Unknown/Fake Tara
Media:
Movies/Books
Topic:
Harry Potter
Genre:
Romance, Parody
URL:
http://imm.dh.obdurodon.org/documents/MyImmortalComplete.doc
Critiqued by Angie

Hey guys, gals, and non binary pals! Welcome back to this monstrosity. If you forgot, last time I complained about coffin prices, we got the best chapter so far (but that’s not saying much), and you learned how much a galleon is worth. Read the rest of this entry »


1590: My Immortal 2: Wake me up Inside – Chapters Six, Seven, Eight, and Nine… Ten?

Title: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
Author:
Unknown/Fake Tara
Media:
Movies/Books
Topic:
Harry Potter
Genre:
Romance, Parody
URL:
http://imm.dh.obdurodon.org/documents/MyImmortalComplete.doc
Critiqued by Angie

Hey bastards! I have returned to everyone’s favorite fanfiction, My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside. (AKA, the sekwel that wasn’t really a sekwel.)

If you didn’t bother to read the first riff, you haven’t missed much. Ebony yelled abracadabra at Voldemort, Britney got the credit, Ebony and Draco got in a fight for no reason, and Ebony and B’loody Mary went to a Fall Out Boy concert.

And that’s what you missed on ‘The Hour of Torture’.

Also, Hiraani wakes up from her coma in this riff! So…good on her?

Again. TRIGGER WARNINGS. DEATH, SUICIDE, ETC ETC ETC. Enjoy!

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1572: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside – Chapters One, Two, Three, Four, and Five

Title: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside
Author: Unknown/Fake Tara
Media: Movies/Books
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Romance, Parody
URL:
http://imm.dh.obdurodon.org/documents/MyImmortalComplete.doc
Critiqued by Angie

Okay! *cracks my knuckles* Here goes nothing.

Hey, hi! My name’s Angie. You may know me from the particularly horrendous “Quarter Quell” series of Ice Age/Hunger Games fanfiction. I acknowledge they were awful and I probably would riff them now if Herr Wozzeck hadn’t done so beforehand. I’m a guest, and I’m here to rip apart the timeless story of sekwelitis.

A few years ago, Lyle did a critique of My Immortal, the infamous ‘Worst Fanfiction Ever’. And now, I have decided to tackle the unofficial sequel.

Yes. There’s a sequel. Three, actually.

And here is the worst of them.

Also! This story has lots of referencing to cutting wrists and things like that. There’s my disclaimer.

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1101: FaCe ThE StRaNgE – Chapters Eleven and Twelve

 

Title: FaCe ThE StRaNgE
Author: Dallas Philpott (A.K.A. Dally)
Media:  Books/Movies/Anime/Video Games/Comics
Topic: Harry Potter/Twilight/Yu-Yu Hakusho/Sonic the Hedgehog/X-Men/Naruto/Legend of Zelda/Maury
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: FaCe ThE StRaNgE: Chapter 11
URL: FaCe ThE StRaNgE: Chapter 12
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to more of this piece of shit fanfic.

*grumble*

Yeah, I’m not looking forward to see what other pieces of WTF craziness happen in this fic. It’s just… wow. This fucking fic.

*sigh*

Anyway, let’s not delay any further, yeah?

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