Koori: Hello everyone! Miss Lyle is at work today – and tomorrow for that matter – in order to get a five-day weekend that starts on Friday, we will be handling the riff today.
Lina: A five-day weekend would just be a week off, there, Perky.
Koori: Not listening! So last time on this piece of crap, there was a confrontation of sorts between Sakura and a bunch of ANBU that aren’t actually ANBU. Bascially, the author just name-dropped enough of the main characters to try to appear as if she’s actually seen the show or read the manga. By the end of the chapter, Sakura summoned something.
Lina: Don’t forget about the copious author’s notes scattered throughout this thing, too. Those have been as much fun as pulling teeth.
Hello, lovelies! After some consideration (not a whole lot, mind you, just some) I’m dropping SONIC HIGH SCHOOL. It was sapping my will to live and just wasn’t funny anymore. So good riddance to the trollfic. Let’s get back to the crackfic I’m doing, instead!
Last time, Sakura ran into Ino, who was turned into a moss-covered cat. Ino told Sakura that she has a demon inside of her and then Sakura fake-exploded, the author threw a random-ass note into the middle of the fic explaining that Sakura didn’t actually explode, made fun of Ino, and then resumed the story. Sakura decides to follow Ino’s advice of skipping town and we find out that Ino is actually serving a dark master (that the author reveals in her author’s notes to be Madara Uchiha, because what the hell is suspense and mystery about, right?)
With that, let’s start the next chapter, which is really an author’s note, because Darksakudragon doesn’t put enough author’s notes before, during, halfway through, and at the end of the prose as it is.
I’m sorry. I’m so, so very sorry. I can’t apologize enough for what I’m about to subject you to, my poor lovelies. Welcome to “Betrayal.”
“Betrayal” hails from the Naruto section of ff.net. Koori has been conspicuously absent since I mentioned I was going to look into riffing this fic, but I’m sure she’ll show up periodically to rage at the story for it’s numerous inaccuracies. I won’t bother infodumping before we get started since I’ve done Naruto fics in here before.
Let’s dive in.
Title: Digiball Z: The Movie
Author: Dakari-King Mykan
Topic: Digimon/Dragonball Z
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by AwkwardFerret
So, uh…bit of a hiatus. School started up again and I wanted a chance to get accustomed before resuming this. But now that I’m free, let’s go!