Welcome back, beloved Patrons! I’m here with the third and final chapter of The Faerie Princess, it’s shorter than the previous chapters but what it lacks in length it makes up for in sheer WTFness.
The previous chapter, much like this one, began right where the preceding chapter left off – with some generic fun-in-the-sun frolics. Our Mary Sue, Azura, fell asleep while sunbathing and then was transported via :mumblety-mumble: to some unknown but bleak and ruined landscape where she climbed a tower made of vines with a broken arm. Once inside the tower/palace, the sparkly MacGuffin necklace led her to a fountain, which pulled a Transformer and opened up to reveal :more mumbling: and there was a lot of glowing going on. That’s pretty much where we are now.
Title: New World Order I: A planets Corupption
Author: Hustle Loyalty Respect (now Pinnacle of Wierdness)
Media: Video Game
URL: New World Order I: A planets Corupption: Chapter 2/3
URL: New World Order I: A planets Corupption: Chapter 3/4
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello again, guys, and welcome back to our first fic on break from Parallel Realities. Today, we continue our journey into HLR’s non-descript world that’s been taken over by the New World Order. I have no idea how the hell they run the world, but that’s okay, because he’s just going to say “that’s bad” and we can totally take him at face value on that.
But seriously, it only gets worse from there. So let’s jump right in, shall we?
I’m a big fan of the anime style, as are quite a number of artists judging by the large volume of works available in the style. This one is Little Red Riding Hood, in case you couldn’t tell.
I’ve never seen Battlestar Galactica in any form, so as far as I know this is what a Cylon looks like. Maybe. If it is, I’m missing out on an awesome show.
Aloha, dearest Patrons, and a Happy Black Friday to you all! Thank you for taking time out of your busy shopping schedule to read my ramblings. I’m back with the second chapter of The Faerie Princess, titled The Faerie Realm. If you’re just joining me, let me fill you in on what happened in the first chapter.
It was a fairly standard “getting to know the characters” chapter in which the audience is introduced to four surfer boys of unknown age and three (possibly four) girls who have gone diving for shells without the proper equipment in an area poorly suited for the sport. One of these girls, a budding Sue named Azura, finds a pendant on a silver chain partially buried in the sand. As she puts it on, something approaches her suddenly and from behind.