2349: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 19, 20, and 21

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Nineteen, Twenty, and Twenty-One
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Ladies and gentlemen, get out the party hats and break out the champagne bottles. Guess what time it is?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the end of this sack of shit!

So yeah, this is a very momentous occasion in this, because we’ve finally hit the end, and Good Lord in heaven I am so done with this it’s not even funny. And the good news is, we’re going to be able to skip over a very, very big chunk of the story because it wouldn’t be this fic if we didn’t have more underage sexual content to zoom right over, which means we don’t even have to be here that long!

What could be better?

Anyway, we’re gonna get started, because goddammit I want to be done with this nightmare just as much as you guys! So here we go!

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2332: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 12, 13, and 14

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter TwelveThirteen, and Fourteen
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

*heavy exhale*

Do I really need to keep doing this fic? I don’t think we’re ever gonna find a way to top “Jessie of Team Rocket killed herself so she could be another one of Ash’s trophies in the Pokeharem”, I really don’t. I just… there’s such a level of WTF to that where we all know it’s gonna be nothing but stupidity from here on out.

Alright, I guess I’ll see this through to the end. Brace yourselves, I’m not expecting this to get any better.

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2316: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapter 6

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Well, welcome back to more of this piece of child porno, ladies and gentlemen. We’re back with more “fun” times, and today, we’re gonna get really deep into it just because we’re gonna run into a chapter that has a surprisingly large amount of content in it.

So let’s get started, yes? The sooner we can get going, the better.

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2305: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters Four and Five

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 4 and Chapter 5
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back for more chapters in the fucking Pokemon child pornography fanfic. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and…

*sigh*

Well, since we’re really gonna do this fic some more, let’s just get right into it, yes? Anything I could say at this moment really won’t change the fact that this is written by a guy who really needs the services of a mental health professional, so let’s just get into it!

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2228: Voice Above, Sky Within – Chapter 1

 

Author: commandork lexi
Media: Video Game
Topic:  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons! Now that it’s a new year, I can bring out another Skyrim fic without feeling like I’m driving the source materials into the ground.

I can’t help it. I love a good work of fiction with deep lore that also lets me shoot frost trolls repeatedly in the face with arrows. Any-hoo, let’s take a look at the summary and I’ll show you what attracted my attention to this fic.

Caeila grew up a warrior, a prodigy, a blue-blooded noblewoman destined for greatness (yet she only wanted freedom). Azrael was a troublemaker, a bastard, a reject of society on a downwards spiral (yet she only wanted redemption). It was the Imperial City that brought them together, but it is Helgen that keeps them inseperable. (Two Dragonborns, Femslash)

So this fic is going to feature not one, but what appears to be two special little snowflakes that have a lot of potential to be Sues. A Dragonborn (or dovahkiin) is a mortal born with the soul of a dragon; something so rare that prior to the events of Skyrim, there had been no known dovahkiin for centuries. The Elder Scrolls wiki only lists a handful of known dovahkiin – but also includes the entire Septim lineage, which I take issue with since the ability to be a dovahkiin does not appear to be an inherited trait but spontaneously occurs in the population. Having two dovahkiin appear in the same location at the same time is akin to having a unicorn crap out a leprechaun; a fantastical feat of luck that perplexes the hell out of you. It makes me wonder if the author wanted to have a character that was both a high-born aristocrat and a low-born thief but couldn’t figure out how to give one character two Tragek Backstories so they had to divide them into two characters. And possibly will have them make out with each other, which sounds a bit weird now.

Now, on to the fic!

Title: Voice Above, Sky Within

Rating: T

Which starts off with another title bit. Yay.

Pairings: F/F, Caeila/Lydia, Caeila/Aela, Azrael/Astrid, Azrael/Vex, Azrael/Sapphire, Iona/Vex

And has a long list of many female characters that will eventually hook up, like all good works of fiction. Wouldn’t Pride & Prejudice be a much better book if you knew in advance who was going to end up together at the beginning?

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2213: If Brawls Subspace Emissary had dialogue – Chapters 5 and 6

Title: If Brawls Subspace Emissary had dialogue
Author: Vic0911
Media: Video Game
Topic: Smash Brothers
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Mario and Pit chase the Ancient Minister, and Diddy Kong, trying to forget Donkey Kong, swings through the jungle
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back for more of this utterly pointless foray into the Super Smash Brothers story mode.

Oh, did I say “utterly pointless”? Yeah, I meant that. One other problem that jumps out at me with this fic is that it just really doesn’t have much of a reason to exist. But, you know, that should be obvious to literally anybody who played the original mode. I mean, if it was able to tell its story adequately and the dude just couldn’t figure it out, that’s his problem, you know?

Alas, my bile fascination is what it is. So let’s just get going, shall we?

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2174: Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect – Chapters 5

Title: Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect
Author: WildeHoppsShipper
Media: Video Game/Movie/Graphic Novel
Topic: Scott Pilgrim/Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Adventure
URL:  Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect – Chapter 5
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back for more Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and today…

*sigh*

Can we just get this over with? I have the horrible feeling we’re just stalling for time at this point, and I think we really need to get this over with as soon as possible. Especially given the mass stupidity we can expect out of this fic at this juncture.

Yeah? Alright.

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