Posted: July 7, 2020 | Author: AdmiralSakai | Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Mass Effect, Myst, Myst Effect, Video Game | Tags: Adventure, Boring, Crossover, Mass Effect, Mass Vexations Clone, Myst, Oneshot, Sci-Fi, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Video Games, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN |
Title: Myst Effect
Author: TheDistressedOne
Media: Video Games
Topic: Myst / Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi / Adventure
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons! Today our break from the morass that is Mass Effect: The First War brings us to a canon I don’t think has ever been featured on the Library before- the Myst series.
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Posted: April 28, 2020 | Author: AdmiralSakai | Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Mass Effect, To Last A Thousand Years, Video Game | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Adventure, Alternate History, Extreme Plot Regurgitation, Gary Stumanity, Nazis, Sci-Fi, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Video Games, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? |
-WARNING-
Still Nazis, I guess.
Title: To Last A Thousand Years
Author: TallYapflip
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Adventure
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to To Last A Thousand Years!
Last time… the events leading up to Mass Effect 1 happened. I don’t know why we needed to be told this since the ‘fic ostensibly is about Mass Effect and thus its readership would already know this, and the Systems Alliance being ‘Murca-Nazis had absolutely no effect on any of it, but told this we were anyway!
Friendly Neighborhood Nazis Counter: 7
Porsche Counter: 5
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Posted: June 6, 2019 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Pokemon, The Kanto Harem Chronicles | Tags: Adventure, Crazy Ass-Author, FINALLY IT'S OVER!, Herr Wozzeck, NSFB, NSFL, NSFW, Pokemon, Romance, Video Games, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? |
Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Nineteen, Twenty, and Twenty-One
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.
Ladies and gentlemen, get out the party hats and break out the champagne bottles. Guess what time it is?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the end of this sack of shit!
So yeah, this is a very momentous occasion in this, because we’ve finally hit the end, and Good Lord in heaven I am so done with this it’s not even funny. And the good news is, we’re going to be able to skip over a very, very big chunk of the story because it wouldn’t be this fic if we didn’t have more underage sexual content to zoom right over, which means we don’t even have to be here that long!
What could be better?
Anyway, we’re gonna get started, because goddammit I want to be done with this nightmare just as much as you guys! So here we go!
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Posted: May 16, 2019 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Pokemon, The Kanto Harem Chronicles | Tags: Adventure, Crazy Ass-Author, Herr Wozzeck, Pokemon, Romance, Video Games, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? |
Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Twelve, Thirteen, and Fourteen
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.
…
*heavy exhale*
Do I really need to keep doing this fic? I don’t think we’re ever gonna find a way to top “Jessie of Team Rocket killed herself so she could be another one of Ash’s trophies in the Pokeharem”, I really don’t. I just… there’s such a level of WTF to that where we all know it’s gonna be nothing but stupidity from here on out.
…
Alright, I guess I’ll see this through to the end. Brace yourselves, I’m not expecting this to get any better.
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Posted: April 25, 2019 | Author: Herr Wozzeck | Filed under: Pokemon, The Kanto Harem Chronicles | Tags: Adventure, Crazy Ass-Author, Herr Wozzeck, Not Safe For Work, NSFW, Pokemon, Romance, Video Games, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? |
Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.
Well, welcome back to more of this piece of child porno, ladies and gentlemen. We’re back with more “fun” times, and today, we’re gonna get really deep into it just because we’re gonna run into a chapter that has a surprisingly large amount of content in it.
So let’s get started, yes? The sooner we can get going, the better.
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