1880: Unknown Origins – Chapter One, Part Four

Title: Unknown Origins
Author: Cyberweasel89
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fallout: New Vegas
Genre: Adventure and Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Hiraani and Queen Malieasha of Jacelajoglia

Queenie: Hello, dear ones! Welcome back to Unknown Origins.

Welcome back to Everything Sucks: Part Nine. *continues stuffing mouth with Toaster Strudels*

Queenie: Also, Angie decided to drop Coffin Rock to devote her time to watching us suffer.

Angie: *from the other room* That’s not what I said, and you know it. But thank you for trying.

Queenie: No problem. Anyhow, when we last left off, we met Sunny Smiles, Chet continued to be a pervert beyond belief, and Hiraani had a mental breakdown.

What do you mean, had?

Queenie: Oh, but before we go on. Happy almost Halloween!

We were so close.

Queenie: Hiraani, what are you dressed up as?

I am glad you asked. I dressed up as First Lady Nancy Reagan to honor—

Queenie: I dressed up as a queen. So.

Groundbreaking.

Queenie: Let’s continue on.

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1874: Unknown Origins – Chapter One, Part Three

Title: Unknown Origins
Author: Cyberweasel89
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fallout: New Vegas
Genre: Adventure and Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Hiraani and Queen Malieasha of Jacelajoglia

Helloooo, friends. I’m Hiraani…

Queenie: I’m Malie.

And today we’re reviewing more Unknown Origins. Joy. Last time we drank. It was fun. Let’s read.

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1869: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Seven

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Seven
Critiqued by Angie

What’s going on guys, gals and non binary pals! I’m Angie and I’m returning with another review of Coffin Rock: Retold. We are about at that halfway point, and last time Garth kicked the map into a river in a fashion that has nothing to do with The Blair Witch Project at all. Promise.

So let’s continue!

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1863: Unknown Origins – Chapter One, Part Two

Title: Unknown Origins
Author: Cyberweasel89
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fallout: New Vegas
Genre: Adventure and Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Hiraani and Queen Malieasha of Jacelajoglia

Helloooo, friends! I’m Hiraani—

Queenie: And I, her superior.

And today we’re reviewing the next bit of Unknown Origins. Last time, Ms. Sue met a robot named Victor. Nothing else really happened. Let’s read on!

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1857: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Six

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by Angie

What’s up everybody? Welcome back to Coffin Rock: Retold, and today…I assume we’re getting more shit taken straight from The Blair Witch Project. I’m certainly excited.

I don’t think there’s a need for a ‘last time on’ since this fic is pretty unforgettable. So without further ado, let’s read on.

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1852: Unknown Origins – Chapter One, Part One

Title: Unknown Origins
Author: Cyberweasel89
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fallout: New Vegas
Genre: Adventure and Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie and Hiraani
Rating: M

Helloooo, friends! My name is Hiraani, and Angie…. *awkwardly looks over to Angie, slamming her head against the wall*

Angie: It’s stupid! It’s so fucking stupid! This fic is terrible!

Angie needs a little break, so I’m going to be filling in for this chapter. Which…judging by the Prologue, will take me eleven years. That’s okay! Let’s dive into Unkno—

Queenie: *slams open the door with her foot* I AM HERE TO HELP.

That’s okay.

Queenie: I HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE ROYAL GUARD.

…Gumdrop?

Queenie: No, the royal guard.

Okay. So Gumdrop.

Queenie: Anyway, they informed me that inferior human left you alone to review this fic.

Angie? She’s not that bad. And it’s only for this chapter—

Queenie: The chapter that will take several thousand weeks to review in its entirety? Right. Let’s take a look at Unknown Origins.

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1846: Coffin Rock: Retold – Chapter Five

Title: Coffin Rock: Retold
Author: PureNexus
Media: Movies
Topic: The Blair Witch Project/Alpha and Omega
Genre: Mystery and Horror
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by Angie

Howdy, all! My name is Angie, and we are returning with yet another edition of Coffin Rock: Retold. Last time, Nexus completely ripped off an entire scene from The Blair Witch Project even though this takes place seventeen years after the events of the movie. So, without further ado, let’s read.

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