789: Homura Afterstory – Chapter Two, Part 3
Posted: July 31, 2014 Filed under: Homura Afterstory, Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Tags: Anime, Herr Wozzeck, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Romance, Suspense 95 CommentsTitle: Homura Afterstory
Author: CaptainAfrica
Media: Anime
Topic: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Genre: Romance/Suspense
URL: Homura Afterstory: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Homura Afterstory. Well, I guess we’ve gotten a ton of destruction of Madoka’s home canon, and I have the feeling it’s only going to get a lot worse from here.
*sigh*
Well, it at least can’t be any worse than Quarter Quell and its sequels. At least there’s that.
And with that said, let’s get to it, shall we? Strap in, we’ve got a long installment today.
787: USA vs The Batarian Hegemony – Chapter 2
Posted: July 29, 2014 Filed under: Mass Effect, USA vs The Batarian Hegemony | Tags: Erttheking, Mass Effect, Sci-Fi, Suspense, Video Game 188 CommentsTitle: USA vs The Batarian Hegemony
Author: Wpago
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Sci-Fi/Suspense
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Erttheking
AS WITH THE LAST CHAPTER, THIS RIFF IS VERY POLITICALLY BIASED!
N: Ok, Ert and Seiko are with Woods in the containment area. They’re thinking about letting Stupard out. Not sure if it’s the best idea
C: Oh come on. We were able to make Seiko better, why couldn’t we do the same to him/
N: Because Seiko was a blank slate. This guy has an entitlement complex the size of Europa. As well as a Messiah complex and maybe even a God complex. He’s a spoiled little brat who thinks he’s owed the world on a platter. He’s gonna be hard to reason with.
G: Less talky, more right wing nut job gun wank. Read the rest of this entry »
786: My Immortal – Chapter Thirty-Nine
Posted: July 28, 2014 Filed under: Harry Potter, My Immortal | Tags: Angst, Book, Harry Potter, Lyle, Movie, Romance 30 CommentsTitle: My Immortal
Author: Tara (reposted by the lovely internet trolls)
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Romance / angst
URL: My Immortal – Chapter 39
Originally Posted by “An-Anon-Author-Who-Will-Silently-Not-Reveal-Her-Identity-Because-She’s-a-Coward, A.K.A Just a troll with rocks for brains.
Hey everyone! I have a special treat for you this week. Way back when this crap-fic was originally posted, it got hacked. A girl took over Tara’s account and posted a fake chapter in place of the real chapter 39. I don’t even need to write a riff for this week. So sit back, relax, and enjoy The Hacker’s version of My Immortal, entitled “I Am A Trolling Genious, lolz.”
*settles into the over-sized bean bag chair Mr. Lyle owns*
It’s short but sweet. Ta, all!
785: United under two skies – Chapter Twelve, Part One
Posted: July 27, 2014 Filed under: Fallout, Mass Effect, United under two skies, United under two skies | Tags: Fallout, Mass Effect, SuperFeatherYoshi, Video Game 77 CommentsTitle: United under two skies
Author: Gearman
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect/Fallout
Genre: None Listed
URL: Chapter Twelve
Critiqued by SuperFeatherYoshi
Plot regurgitation!Gearman took Priority: Sur’Kesh, a tense race against time, and reduced it into a husk of its former self, killing any and all tension with bland writing and Gary Stu protagonist.
Seriously, when your character can take out hundreds of husks with a single biotic attack, why the hell are we supposed to be worried about him when he’s taking on a single Atlas Mech?
But nooooo… We’re not done yet!
The Normandy then flew to Phoenix, the Stu planet, we get even more proof that Gearman has no idea how ME technologies work. Also, the Stu fleet destroys hundreds of Reaper Destroyers without even trying with “a plasma death ray combination”. It’s exactly as stupid as it sounds.
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