*Taco drags himself into the riffing chamber, a box of tissues in one hand and a steaming cup of tea in the other*
Hey, patrons, it’s that magical time of year again! *Hack cough* Cold and flu season.
I’m going to keep things short today and only do one chapter; partly because I’m sick, but also because chapters four and five are a bit longer than the previous chapters. Last time we got a lot of stupid. So much that it’s hard to summarize, but the gist is that the courier attacks the Axiom with a bunch of soldiers and robots and probably kills everyone. It’s pretty vague and there was a weird section about filling the captain’s quarters with tears, so it’s equally likely that the courier gave everyone a time out and took away their Super Nintendo for the rest of the week.
Anyway, let’s get to it before the cold medicine kicks in and I pass out.
Well, I made a promise to myself that I would get to at least Chapter 8 by the end of the year, so let’s get this over with.
Maya and Raider
(I’m all out of jokes for these parts)
(you guys got any ideas?)
Hello, and welcome back to Valkyrie: The Unknown Unit, by JewishPotato! I’m your host, SC, and last time, Valkyrie put the hurtin’ on some
cartel revolutionary goons, broke some more Geneva Convention articles whilst interrogating a guy, then Jack left his computer unlocked with the file he doesn’t want people seeing open for anybody to read, because, you know, that’s smart… oh yeah, and Sports Shades said a real dumb thing and now Shades is distributing punishment as she sees fit.
*Sounds of screaming and the repeated inserting of foot in ass*
*And then there were flamethrowers*
Do I think he’ll learn his lesson? No, but at least it’s entertaining in the moment.
Title: Secrets Revealed
Author: River Styx1201
Media: TV Show
Topic: Danny Phantom
URL: Chapter 8
Critiqued by Ghostcat
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to the second-to-last installment of Secrets Revealed That’s right, just one more of these to go after this!
But first we have to get through this chapter. Hoo-ray.
Nothing very important happened in the last chapter, just a little more background into why Amethyst went all cray-cray. (Amethyst and Papa Sue’s families arranged a marriage between the two of them because they were such good friends but Papa Sue hooked up with Mama Sue instead and Ameythyst took it about as well as one of those tryhard mansplainers who bitch on social media about how treating a woman with basic human decency should entitle them to unlimited sex.)
A/N- Sorry for the wait. High school is a drag and I have been swamped with homework and orchestra UIL rehearsals. *sigh* Well, here’s chapter seven. Hope you enjoy and please review.
Oh, honey. I know high school feels like the worst thing ever at times, but things can get so, so much worse than that.
Two Weeks Later
Isis Sue woke up from a coma to discover that she missed a zombie apocalypse?
I really need to screen these fics better.
Hey, patrons, welcome back to “Dawn By Eye!”
In our last installment, we received what was essentially the beginning of Fallout: New Vegas but with the courier playing the part of Benny, and EVE playing the part of the courier. Because apparently that’s how writing works these days.
Well, terrible writing, anyway.
There was also a pointless scene in there about the crew of the Axiom setting up “repopulation camps,” which I think we’re all better off not thinking about. Following that was an even more pointless scene where WALL-E is fetched by EVE for a meeting with Captain McCrea.
And that was pretty much it since the bulk of the riff ended up being info dumping and cinematography shop-talk on my part. This week should be more fic-focused, so let’s head on in!