2643: Hexed Wolf – Chapter 10, Part 2

Title: Hexed Wolf
Author: IrishSmurf
Media: Cartoon
Topic: Scooby-Doo!
Genre: Supernatural / Mystery
URL: Chapter 10
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with more of The Scooby-Sue Show. Last time, our edgy OC heroes and their peripheral sidekicks (also known as the actual canon protagonists) broke into the house of a dude who’s a werewolf. I think he wants to cause the apocalypse, except it has a stupid name. Almond Mecha or something.

Anyway, we pick up with Team Sue and Velma poking around the house.

Velma looked into the bare room. “Why would he keep a bare room locked up? I had gotten my hopes up.”

That’s where he puts all his bear hands.

“Whoa there Velma. Settle down.” Jaguar stepped forward and reached a hand out to the door. As it passed through the frame it disappeared.

And now apparently jaguar hands too.

“What the,”

“Just like I thought, it’s a trick.”

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2639: Hexed Wolf – Chapter 9 and Chapter 10 Part 1

Title: Hexed Wolf
Author: IrishSmurf
Media: Cartoon
Topic: Scooby-Doo!
Genre: Supernatural / Mystery
URL: Chapters 9 and 10
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with some New Scooby-Sue Chapters!

HEXED WOLF: Aamngreka

Gesundheit.

AUTHOR: IrishTomboy RATING: R PAIRING: Thorn/OC, Daphne/Freddy (of course) DISCLAMIER: I own none of them except Jaguar and Cú and anyone else that aren’t part of the original Scooby-verse, though I wish I did. FEEDBACK: Welcome WARNING: If love between two women bothers you then get out NOW!

Does it count if it’s just these specific two?

“God I’m full.” Shaggy replied, patting his stomach.

Classic Shaggy line.

“So am I.” A few others chimed in. They were in the Mystery Machine and riding back to Thorn’s house. Since it was a tight fit some were sitting on other people’s laps. Rose was sitting on Celeb’s with Nathaniel in her lap, Jaguar was sitting with Thorn in her lap and Scooby and Shaggy were just sitting close to one another.

Thanks, that information really helps with… something.

“Are you excited about your concert tomorrow Thorn?” Freddy asked.

“Yeah.”

“What songs you going to play?”

“Come to the concert and you’ll find out.”

“Did you say that the concert was tomorrow?” Jaguar asked, looking intently at the blonde driver.

Thrilling.

“Yeah. Why?” But Jaguar didn’t hear the second part as her mind swirled around. Tomorrow was an important day to her kind. But what was it?

It’s the day after this one, but that’s not important right now.

“Jaguar!”

“What?” The woman finally looked up.

It’s a big cat, but- Oh, forget it.

“Why did you wanna know?”

“Oh uhh…I thought something else was happening tomorrow, had to think for a second. Sorry.” The group accepted the half-truth. ‘I wish I could remember what was tomorrow. It’s important I know it. I remember Cú always ranting and raving and preparing for it when I was training under him. Why can’t I remember?’

Oh, tomorrow? Tomorrow is that time when I’m going to get all of my actual work done, honest.

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2645: Hexed Wolf – Chapters 7 and 8

Title: Hexed Wolf
Author: IrishSmurf
Media: Cartoon
Topic: Scooby-Doo!
Genre: Supernatural / Mystery
URL: Chapters 7 and 8
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and where am I? Scooby-Sue!

HEXED WOLF: Investigation and Scary Discoveries

Like the fact that we’re less than halfway through this fic?

AUTHOR: IrishTomboy RATING: R PAIRING: Thorn/OC, Daphne/Freddy (of course) DISCLAMIER: I own none of them except Jaguar and Cú and anyone else that aren’t part of the original Scooby-verse, though I wish I did. FEEDBACK: Welcome WARNING: If love between two women bothers you then get out NOW!

Hey, there’s the warning!

Still haven’t fixed “Disclamier,” either, I see.

The biting wind picked up harder as the gang stepped up to the door of Zachariah Gullihan. The house looked older then any others in the area.

You can tell from all the old they used in the construction.

“Is this the place?” Shaggy asked as they gazed up at it. Even though it was the middle of the day the house looked spooky, giving off an air of foreboding and warning to all that dare to come into its vicinity.

You can tell from all the spooky they used in the construction.

“Yeah. 143 So. Maverick st.” Velma replied.

Maverick Street?” Please tell me that this street is a loose cannon that doesn’t play by the rules.

“This is like, some weird kinda spooky.” He whistled.

“Reah. Rooky.” Scooby agreed.

We have established that the place Mystery, Inc. is about to enter is, in fact, old and spooky. What else is new?

“Well come on. Let’s get this started.” Freddy raised his hand to knock but the door flew open. On the other side was a man in his late fifties with black hair and piercing dark eyes. By the way he looked none would have guessed he was older then forty with his smooth skin and defined features.

Wait, what? How do they know he’s in his late fifties, then?

“What do you want?” The man’s voice was dark and slick, like venom.

Venom’s most notable traits being darkness and slickness.

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2642: Mass Murder Effect: The First War Crime (Was Committed by the Protagonists) — Chapter 14 Part 1

-WARNING-
This chapter includes some scenes of fairly brutal torture. It’s not as pervy or gross as most of the creepypasta we’ve riffed (indeed, there’s little to no actual description of anything at all), and unlike the previous one this chapter doesn’t make any explicit comparisons to any IRL historical/political entities, but it is pretty damn difficult to riff it without addressing topics fairly closely related.

Title: Mass Effect: The First War
Author: ProfFartBurger
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Sci-Fi
URL: Chapter 14
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai

Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Mass Effect: The First War.

Last chapter, Grand Moff Whyney reiterated his nonsensical strategy for bullying the Citadel Council into submission on Alliance-wide television, using a painfully contorted World War II analogy that backfired on him in every conceivable way. And then a racist krogan stereotype fought the knockoff-Spartans in the Wards after they for some reason decided to sneak into his house. He got killed, of course, and then some random Citadel residents felt the need to recap the events of the chapter and promulgate unfounded conspiracy theories that the humans are actually protheans.

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2641: Hexed Wolf – Chapters 5 and 6

Title: Hexed Wolf
Author: IrishSmurf
Media: Cartoon
Topic: Scooby-Doo!
Genre: Supernatural / Mystery
URL: Chapters 5 and 6
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and it’s this thing!

*Sigh*

HEXED WOLF: Stitched with Love AUTHOR: IrishTomboy RATING: R PAIRING: Thorn/OC, Daphne/Freddy (of course) DISCLAMIER: I own none of them except Jaguar and Cú and anyone else that aren’t part of the original Scooby-verse, though I wish I did. FEEDBACK: Welcome WARNING: If love between two women bothers you then get out NOW!

You know, in case seeing this thing four times (five, counting the site’s actual interface) wasn’t enough.

The topmost window of the old house opened to reveal a tiered Thorn.

And probably not a very high tier, either, given all the overpowered new characters.

Her hair was slightly tousled from tossing and turning and her eyes were hooded but the cold night air whipped through her, waking her up. “Why can’t I sleep? I’m, like, tiered as hell but for some reason I can’t sleep.”

Um.

Author?

Do… do you actually think that’s how “tired” is spelled?

She leaned against the windowsill and looked up. The moon cast pale light over the world, with the stars twinkling behind it merrily. “How anything can be merry at this time of night is beyond me.” The singer was about to turn and take another try at trying to sleep when a movement caught her eye. Two figures were coming towards the house. They stayed in the shadows but when they came closer they moved into the pale light of the moon. Thorn squinted her eyes and gasped to see Rose and Jaguar. Rose seemed to be helping Jaguar to walk. For some reason the taller woman’s shirt seemed to gleam around the stomache area. The singer watched as the two women walked up to the house, inside and up the stairs.

Using X-Ray vision, apparently, since you wouldn’t think you could see an interior staircase from a bedroom window.

~*~

I’m not sure what that is, but I bet its life is dull_and_grim.

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