2349: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 19, 20, and 21

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Nineteen, Twenty, and Twenty-One
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Ladies and gentlemen, get out the party hats and break out the champagne bottles. Guess what time it is?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the end of this sack of shit!

So yeah, this is a very momentous occasion in this, because we’ve finally hit the end, and Good Lord in heaven I am so done with this it’s not even funny. And the good news is, we’re going to be able to skip over a very, very big chunk of the story because it wouldn’t be this fic if we didn’t have more underage sexual content to zoom right over, which means we don’t even have to be here that long!

What could be better?

Anyway, we’re gonna get started, because goddammit I want to be done with this nightmare just as much as you guys! So here we go!

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2343: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 17 and 18

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Seventeen and Eighteen
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

*shrug*

Well, I guess we’re gonna try to finish this out before the Sucktastic Awards voting happens.

*rolls up sleeves*

Well, here we go, folks! Let’s hope our sanity remains intact after this!

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2337: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 15 and 16

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Fifteen and Sixteen
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Hello everyone, and welcome back to some more Pokemon Kanto Harem Chronicles. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and I’m pleased to report that, as far as this fic goes, we’ve got just seven more chapters to go!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen! And considering that the last two chapters are a huge orgy between Ash and all his Pokemon, that means you’ve got exactly three more weeks to put up with this fanfic! Soon, this whole shebang will be over!

So let’s not mince words anymore, shall we? We’ve got quite a bit of ground to cover, and we best get to it soon, you know? So let’s just jump right in.

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2332: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 12, 13, and 14

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter TwelveThirteen, and Fourteen
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

*heavy exhale*

Do I really need to keep doing this fic? I don’t think we’re ever gonna find a way to top “Jessie of Team Rocket killed herself so she could be another one of Ash’s trophies in the Pokeharem”, I really don’t. I just… there’s such a level of WTF to that where we all know it’s gonna be nothing but stupidity from here on out.

Alright, I guess I’ll see this through to the end. Brace yourselves, I’m not expecting this to get any better.

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2327: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 10 and 11

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter Ten and Eleven
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Hello everyone, and welcome back for more Pokemon harem “fun times”. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and we’re just gonna jump back into the thick of it, because man, this fic…

*inhales*

Trust me SonicWindStriker, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it does you. So let’s just get back at it, shall we?

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2321: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapters 7, 8, and 9

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter SevenEight, and Nine
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Hello guys, and welcome to some more Kanto Harem Chronicles.

Oh right, you were probably expecting more Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Well, I think right now, I need to take a break with that fic ’cause I’m starting to run out of ways to make that snark funny. It’s just become a chore to snark, so while I figure that out, I’m gonna come back to SonicWindStriker.

And, well, I hope you’re ready, because this week’s installment is gonna be rather shorter than last week’s because–yes, you guessed it–this one is overloaded with sex!

So let’s get to it, yes?

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2316: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles – Chapter 6

Title: Pokemon The Kanto Harem Chronicles
Author: Prince Sonic WindStriker
Media: Video Game
Topic: Pokemon
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

WARNING: This fanfiction contains several NSFW elements, including possible scenes of sexual activity with a minor. I do plan on skipping over all portions of the fic with underage sexual activity, but reader discretion is HIGHLY advised.

Well, welcome back to more of this piece of child porno, ladies and gentlemen. We’re back with more “fun” times, and today, we’re gonna get really deep into it just because we’re gonna run into a chapter that has a surprisingly large amount of content in it.

So let’s get started, yes? The sooner we can get going, the better.

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