1576: Normandy High 2: Cryogenic Boogaloo – Chapter Seven

Title: Subject 23: Cryonics
Author: The Eezoman
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Subject 23: Cryonics: Chapter 7
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the finale of this stupid series. It’s been a long time coming, and now, here we are, ready to end this pile of fuck. And man, what a dumb pile of fuck it was. It almost makes me glad that this right here is deadfic, you know?

Anyway, let’s not waste any more time. We’ve got a shitty series to finish, and not a moment too soon!

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1568: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey – Chapters 18, 19, and 20

Title: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey
Author: cw2k
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Parody/Romance
URL: Chapter 18
URL: Chapter 19
URL: Chapter 20
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

DISCLAIMER: This fic has sex in it. It’s badly described sex, but sex nevertheless. You’ve been warned.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of Lemons For Days, formerly known as Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and here we are. It’s… been a weird one, this one. I haven’t seen so much half-assed sex since EclipsePheniox came around, and…

Yeah. I’m a little drained from all this.

So without further ado, let’s end this off, shall we?

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1562: Normandy High 2: Cryogenic Boogaloo – Chapter Six

Title: Subject 23: Cryonics
Author: The Eezoman
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Subject 23: Cryonics: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and jellyspoons, and welcome back to the Library of the Damned. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and we’re back into the fray with more self-insert bullshit. How bullshit does it get?

Well… let’s find out, shall we? We’re only two chapters away from the end of this shitty sequel!

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1556: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey – Chapters 15, 16, and 17

Title: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey
Author: cw2k
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Parody/Romance
URL: Chapter 15
URL: Chapter 16
URL: Chapter 17
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back for more crappy Mortal Kombat action. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and…

Well, really, what can I say about this fic after its last appearance on the Library? I mean, with mothers fucking people in front of their daughters and talking like they’ll be next on the guy’s “to fuck” list… Really, you can’t get much more warped and fucked up than that.

So after that, who wants to see how quickly those two will get it on? You get… no points for guessing correctly, by the way.

Anyway, let’s get this show on the road. The sooner we can get it done, the better.

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1548: Normandy High 2: Cryogenic Boogaloo – Chapter Five

Title: Subject 23: Cryonics
Author: The Eezoman
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Subject 23: Cryonics: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello folks, and welcome back to Subject 23: Cryonics! It’s time for more stupid with the world’s most epic Gary Stu!

And what will happen this time? Well, hopefully we’ll finally break this stupid fucking “can’t spit it out” bullshit that has been a hallmark of both these fics, right?

*breathes in*

Let’s find out, shall we?

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1540: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey – Chapters 12, 13, and 14

Title: Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey
Author: cw2k
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mortal Kombat
Genre: Parody/Romance
URL: Chapter 12
URL: Chapter 13
URL: Chapter 14
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Disclaimer: Blah blah sex blah blah riff is not safe for work, blah blah penises and vaginas and graphic sexual activity blah blah read at your own discretion. Can we get on with the riff now?

Hello, folks, and welcome back for more Mortal Kombat porn! I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and… well, I think you know what’s gonna happen now, right? Underdeveloped plot that’s only there for sexytimes to happen.

And I think this is the part where I’ll start skipping the sex unless there’s something really fucked up in there. It’s just become a slog otherwise, and nobody wants that, amirite?

Anyway, let’s get started!

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1532: Normandy High 2: Cryogenic Boogalo – Chapter Four

Title: Subject 23: Cryonics
Author: The Eezoman
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Subject 23: Cryonics: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello folks, and welcome back to Normandy High once again. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and we are back in the fray for more shitty, shitty action with the world’s worst-written Marvel superhero.

Well, after seeing the way it fucked Zaal’Koris’ canon characterization in the ass for drama, what else can really be said about this fic so far? You know, apart from “well, shit, it’s more of the same stupid”, anway.

Well, let’s find out, shall we? Here we go!

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