2314: Varren-Chasing Simulator: Unwanted Sychological Advisement — Chapter 4 Part 2

Title: Mass Effect: United Species Aliance [sic]
Author: Delfim the Black Kitsune
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect (and Sonic the Hedgehog and Star Trek???)
Genre: Sci-fi/Romance
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Specialist Adrian Sevarra

Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Mass Effect: United Species Aliance, the only Mass Effect Gary Stumanity ‘fic to be almost completely upstaged by the primary Stu’s pet varren.

Last time, Shepard and Delfim had a chat to deduce the blindingly obvious fact that having just been involved in a well-planned ambush by an organized and well-equipped force might indicate that somebody wishes the USA harm. Then Delfim and his harem-component XO had a conversation about underwear for no reason, and they got assigned to clear out a klixen nest on Tuchanka as a field test for their new MAKO. Normally I’d be flagging this as another excuse to be all “look at my tech, my tech is amaaaaazing!’ in our faces, but the previous Stu-masterbating scenes have all been so perfunctory in this thing that I suppose it’s really anybody’s guess.

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2284: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 25

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 25
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags) and Kane

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with the end of this five-chapter chunk of The Shadow Warriors! I don’t know about you, but I’ll be excited to get back to something that’s not this. Not that I’m the same person as BadJamags, who would be the one hypothetically riffing a thing that’s not this. That’s just silly.

Last chapter, we had a villain teamup of Damian Cole (a vile, disgusting perpetrator of the atrocities which can only be known as “experiments,” for to explain them in more detail would be to forever shatter the sacred bond of nonspecificity between author and reader), Adam Kinsley (one of the most hilariously over-the-top Awesome McEvils I’ve ever seen and the newly renicknamed Miranda Strawson’s father), and Lex Luthor (who’s actually still pretty cool).

#lexwrecks

Anyway, they made some superfurries, didn’t quite understand the concept of cloning, kidnapped Edgelord and Miranda Strawson, and turned those two into superfurries. So, let’s check in on our chapterly news briefing and get started!

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As usual, credit to Anne for this.

Chapter 25: Wolfman Vs. Batman

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2279: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 24

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 24 – https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8306604/24/The-Shadow-Warriors
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with more of The Shadow Warriors, the fic that was actually getting better for a while until we took a nosedive back into edge-land.

Last time, Sam Motherfuckin’ Jackson blew up His Idiocy’s arms. Yes, really.

And that’s about it. Let’s take a look at our chapterly news briefing, I suppose.

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As usual, credit to Anne for this.

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2274: A Pretentious Brat becomes a Disobedient Hunting Dog – Chapter 2

Title: A Prideful Wolf becomes a Disobedient Hunting Dog
Author: Foxluvr64
Media: Anime
Topic: Psycho-Pass
Genre: Adventure/Crime
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued By Crazy Minh and Biskit

Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Bongo. Its Five-month mission: To riff terrible Fanfiction. To seek out new levels of dumb and new heights of pretentiousness. To boldly riff where no riffer has riffed before.

CZM: Hello, and welcome back to the Minh and Biskit Show. Today, we’re back to Chapter two of the most pretentious-ass story every to grace this show- as of yet- A Prideful Wolf Becomes…you know, that’s a fucking mouthful. Let’s go with ‘Purple Wolf-Dog’. I mean, that’s significantly easier to both type and say.

Biskit: Hey, I’m a purple dog.

CZM: Yeah, only because your fabric faded a long time ago from black. In any case, He’s Biskit, and I’m Crazy Minh. Let’s dive in folks. Right, red alert; shields up!

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2273: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 23

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 23
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with the next thrilling chapter of The Shadow Warriors.

Last time, everyone moped around for a while, Sam Motherfuckin’ Jackson’s backstory continued to be dumb and interchangeable with all these other “characters’” backstories, and then they all went back to their headquarters to try to dislodge the absurd supervillain who the author has dubbed King Leonae. SMJ and Edgelord confronted His Travesty, who promptly made a break for it, pursued by SMJ, while Bane dropped out of the ceiling and fought Edgelord.

Yeah. Now, before we get started, your chapterly news briefing:

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As usual, credit to Anne for this.

Let’s start the next chapter!

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2268: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 22

Title: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comics
Topic: Justice League
Genre: Crime/Mystery
URL: Chapter 22
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)

WARNING: Hey, domestic abuse is a funny joke, right? Wait, you mean it isn’t? Well, somebody should go tell Shadow knight1121 immediately!

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with yet another edgetacular chapter of The Shadow Warriors!

Last time, our villain of the week(s), Johnny Simmons, showed up at the Dork Patrol’s headquarters, only this time he was dressed up in a gaudy outfit as a Silver-Agey knockoff of King Tut from the Batman TV show with Adam West. He calls himself “King Leonae,” the “King of Gotham,” even though there are a lot of reasons that makes no sense.

Also he’s British now, even though he was not at all described as speaking with an accent.

Anyway, in a surprising and oddly satisfying display of decent pacing and tension, King Leonae and Bane trashed the EGA’s headquarters and sent them running with their tails between their legs. And before we get started, your chapterly news briefing.

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As always, credit to Anne for this.

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2263: A Prideful Wolf becomes a Disobedient Hunting Dog – Chapter 1

Title: A Prideful Wolf becomes a Disobedient Hunting Dog
Author: Foxluvur64
Media: Anime
Topic: Psycho Pass
Genre: Adventure/Crime
URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12339407/1/A-Prideful-Wolf-becomes-a-Disobedient-Hunting-Dog
Critiqued by Crazy Minh and Biskit

WARNING!! THERE MAY BE SOME GIFS IN THIS RIFF THAT FEATURE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GORE, OWING TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL. IF YOU HAVE A AVERSION TO BLOOD AND GUTS, BE CAREFUL WHILE READING!!!

CZM: Captain’s Log, Riffdate 701.92.6. Oh dear god, we’re going to need the brain bleach. And possibly the forward Furpvay launchers.

Biskit: Why?

CZM: Someone’s managed to fuck up the second season of Psycho Pass even more than it already was.

Biskit: Dear god…Hello again people, and welcome to another “episode” of the Minh and Biskit show!

CZM: I’m Crazy Minh…

Biskit: …and I’m Biskit…

CZM: …and we have a treat for you today! A new canon! So, let’s launch right into it. Psycho Pass is a anime by Gen “The Urobutcher” Urobuchi, a Japanese writer known for some of the best anime ever…and some flops…

…who earns his nickname from his tendency to put copious amounts of gore into his stories

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