2378: Voicebox – Chapter 2

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: https://lolpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Last time I read about the story of a girl with Tourette’s who’s been abused her whole life, went out and kill people, and craves voice boxes for no discernible reason. If you thought that was crazy, this chapter introduces Jeff the Killer midway.

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Fillertastic Special: AdmiralSakai and Serketry Riff Terrible MLP Fanart Episode III– Revenge of the Shit

You should know the drill by now. There’s a lot of My Little Pony fanart out there, and most of it is terrible or has unpleasant implications or is just plain confusing, and so Serketry and I riffed it over Steam chat and then reformatted everything into a Library post.

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2370: Voicebox – Chapter 1

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: https://lolpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Trigger Warning: This story contains instances of blood and gore, rape, and domestic abuse.

Hey patrons, I’m PsychoNerd054, a guest riffer who will be looking into a story called Voicebox: a Ticci Toby fanfiction, a little oddity found in the depths of Quotev that has been lost but far from forgotten, until the Lolpasta wiki reuploaded it once more. I call this story an oddity for several reasons. First of all, here’s the art that went along with this story when it was first posted to Quotev:

Doesn’t that just give you a good first impression about this story? As you can probably tell, we will be reading a story about somebody’s self-insert falling in love with the creepypasta character Ticci Toby.

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2240: Madness – Oneshot

 

Author: FreddysNightmare1984
Media: Movie/Book
Topic:  Cujo
Genre: Horror/Tragedy
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to a very short little oneshot that is from a source material we’ve never covered before – Cujo.

Yeah, I was kind of surprised that there a Cujo fanfics, too. There aren’t very many by fanfic standards, but there are even a handful of crossovers. Hope you’re ready to see the word rabies so many times that it starts to look like a made-up word!

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the source materials, let me give you a brief synopsis;

Like most Stephen King works, the story revolves around the inhabitants of a Peculiar Small Town in Maine. The primary focus is on a young family – Vic and Donna, with their son Tad – who have just moved from New York City, but there are a handful of locals as well. Of primary concern is the Camber family – Joe, a local mechanic who happens to be an abusive asshat, his wife, Charity, and son Brett – who are the owners of the infamous Cujo. Joe, being an all around terrible person, doesn’t bother getting his dog vaccinated so when Cujo chases a rabbit into a small cave and subsequently gets bitten by a very startled bat, the poor Saint Bernard contracts rabies. Charity wins a small sum in the lottery and hides the fact from her husband while convincing him to let her take Brett to visit her sister for a week. Joe agrees, mainly so he can go whoring in Boston with his alcoholic neighbour Gary. Vic has to leave town for work due to a marketing disaster with a cereal that makes it look like you’re vomiting blood, so Donna takes their car (a Ford Pinto) to Joe’s for some repair work. Prior to her arrival, however, Cujo, driven mad by the virus running unchecked through his system, has attacked and killed Gary and Joe. Donna sees the dog acting strangely and tries to leave, but the Pinto (being a Pinto) breaks down, trapping Donna and Tad inside. There’s some more interpersonal relationship stuff that is really quite good despite the fact it was written while Stephen King was taking all the cocaine, but the main horror aspects are focused on Donna and Tad being trapped in the car, facing heatstroke and dehydration, while Cujo waits just outside. Donna does attempt to escape to the house to get help but is severely bitten, adding to their troubles. Vic comes home to find his house trashed and Donna and Tad missing, and it is first assumed that the ex-boyfriend Steve ransacked the place and kidnapped Donna and Tad so at first no one is even looking in the right place, and when a sheriff does finally visit the Camber house he is eventually killed by Cujo, thus prolonging their captivity. The book and movie differ on some points, but the basic facts (except for the ending) remain the same. It’s the sort of plot that would never occur to anyone in modern times, since the increasing sense of desperation and isolation would vanish with a single cell phone call.

Now that that’s over with, on to the fic! Since it’s short, let’s start with the summary.

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2200: Doom: Repercussions of Evil

[As promised, we’re actually getting the guest riffs up. Here’s a little Halloween riff from Delta… four days after Thanksgiving. Whoops. – BatJamags]

Title: Doom: Repercussions of Evil/ Mark II
Author: Peter Chimarea (Original)/ Abby Zanella (Mark II)
Media: Video Game
Topic: Doom
Genre: Sci-Fi/Parody (Original)/ Horror/Sci-Fi (Mark II)
URL: Original/Mark II
Critiqued by Delta XIII

Happy Spoop Month, friends!

Well, here we are. Picking the lowest of low-hanging fruit. A story that rivals My Immortal and Full-Life Consequences in the realm of So Bad It’s Good:
Doom: Repercussions of Evil

Honestly, I’m a little surprised no one else has riffed this fic, even just for a laugh.

Now, the original fic is too short to riff by itself, so I’ve decided to add on a little something extra: Repercussions of Evil Mark II, a rewrite of the infamous story that gives it proper spelling, grammar, and prose, making it an actual story.
This should be fun.

So, without further ado, let’s rip and tear into it, shall we?

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2179: Merry Christmas Freddy Clause

Title: Merry Christmas Freddy Clause
Author: Amanda9
Media: Movie
Topic: Nightmare on Elm Street
Genre: Horror / Parody / Holiday
URL: Merry Christmas Freddy Clause
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Retired Darth Lord Crunchy

NOTE: Today we’ve got a slasher fic, so consider this fair warning.

Happy Halloween, Patrons!  And what better way to celebrate the climax of the spooptacular season than with a Christmas fic!  A Christmas fic based on Nightmare on Elm Street.  Now, Halloween and Christmas have been demonstrably shown to work together in the right setting, so it’s not doomed right out of the gate.

“You will find that today’s setting, however, is not the correct setting.  Perhaps a Sithmas special would feature a slasher icon, but the more cuddly monkey holiday is unlikely to benefit from a string of murders.”

It’s also not helped by the misspelling of Claus in the title.

But the thing that really brings the suck in this fic is how overwrought the prose is.  Everyone get your purple shades out, it’s about to get all adjectivy up in this bitch!

Ah, the holiday season. A time for love, peace on earth, good will…not to mention a good slaying.

“I do believe she misspelled ‘sleighing.'”

Given that this is Nightmare on Elm Street, I don’t think she did.

Like everything else, not to be taken seriously.

EVERYTHING else?

“Correct, all things are non-serious matters.”

What about the stuff?

“Stuff is never a laughing matter.”

Fluff

Because when I think about a child murderer who’s burned alive by an angry mob who comes back as a malignant spirit that can kill people in their dreams, I think fluff!

“Well, I certainly think of fluff.”

Dude, you thought Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fluffy.

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2178: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse, Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned, and Cthulhu Cultus — Crappy Pasta

Title: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse
Author: The Blue Moon’s Shadow
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Slenderman / Jeff the Killer / A Whole Bunch Of Other Random Pastas
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse

Title: Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned
Author: A babbling nincompoop
Media: Creepypasta / Video Games
Topic: Sonic.exe / Ben Drowned / Mario
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Dramatic Reading and Giant Wad Of Deleted Pages Including The Pasta

Title: Cthulhu Cultus
Author: PayZKick01
Media: Books
Topic: H. P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Cthulhu Cultus

Hello hello all you patrons! Remember to return the slab and make sure you avoid getting hypnotized by English bishops, because it’s that time again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdGNJ1t5go
“You know what? It’s kinda sad. We’ve got pretty much the whole Spooptacular behind us now, and we have not seen one hyper-realistic hair of any of our old favorites- no Eyeless Jack, no Slenderman, no Demonic the Hedgehog, not even one measly little ol’ Jeff clone!”
You know what? You’re absolutely right. It’s been neat going through the ‘theory’ pastas and the ‘experiment’ pastas and whatever the fuck The God Theory was supposed to be, but when I think of creepypastas I think of possessed video games and pasty-faced supernatural entities in oddly contemporary attire. A lot of that got relocated to the Trollpasta Wiki when Creepypasta did its big ‘quality’ purge, and then when the Trollpasta Wiki got shut down two months ago due to Wikia’s admins being a bunch of humorless clickbat-mongers we actually lost huge amounts of it in favor of the bland, directionless drivel like Binary DNA and Arachnophobia that seems to currently be in vogue back on the main sites.
Fortunately, however, there is still fanfiction of the classic creepypasta. Including poetry. ~880 words of poetry.
“Yay.”

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