1675: Five Nights at Freddy’s x reader character x character oc x oc – Oneshot

Title: Five Nights at Freddy’s x reader character x character oc x oc
Author: Snake04398
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s (allegedly)
Genre: Horror/Fantasy
URL Chapter 1
URL Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

—TRIGGER WARNING—

—CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES INVOLVING SELF-HARM AND REFERENCES TO SUICIDE—

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

Are you ready for another oneshot? And this one’s a Reader fic! From the Five Nights at Freddy’s canon!

:waits patiently for the screams to subside:

Now that you’ve gotten that out of your system, let’s move on to the first chapter.

It’s not really a chapter, though, just a long form of some kind.

Here is the form

See what I mean?

If it’s oc x oc (Do this for both of them)
Name-
Appearance-
Gender-
Age-
Personality-
Friends-
Enemys-
Other-
Plot-

If it’s character x oc

Name-
Appearance-
Gender-
Age-
Personality-
Friends-
Enemys-
Other-
Character (That your oc has a crush on)-
Plot-

If it’s character x character

Character 1-
Character 2-
Plot-

Now, I’m familiar with the standard abbreviations used in Reader fics (like [h/c] for hair color) but this is far more extensive. Not only is the author asking the audience to provide physical characteristics, but also things like their personality, their love interest, even an antagonist. The audience is, in essence, being told to write a full character and plot summary before they begin the fic. If the audience is going to do all of this, what’s left for the author to do?

It is quite telling that the versions for canon characters don’t ask for as much information, since presumably the only thing you need to describe a canon character’s personality and appearance is just their name.

On to the first and only chapter! It’s titled Bonnie x Reader-Loving you is suicide, which is setting off all sorts of alarm bells. Read the rest of this entry »


1660: Slenderspace: Jake vs Slenderman – Chapters 1- 3

 

 

Title: Slenderspace: Jake vs Slenderman
Author: Jaketheripper
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dead Space/Slender: The Eight Pages/Slender Space
Genre: Horror/Adventure
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m back with another fic written by the same author who penned last week’s rise of the Xenoponies!

But never fear – it’s not another Aliens/MLP:FiM crossover. It’s a Dead Space/Slender: The Eight Pages crossover!

Well … Kinda. It’s listed as Dead Space/Slender crossover, but according to the summary it’s actually based on another indie horror game called Slender Space that came out back in 2013. From what I can tell Slender Space is essentially just Slender in space, with the player avoiding Slendy while collecting power nodes rather than pages. (And it’s pretty fun, even though I tend to panic and die often.) But I think the author completely missed the point of the Slender Man games.

Let me show you the summary, such as it is.

watched slenderspace commercial, decided i could play the game MY WAY, with blackjack and hookers…loljk with a gun and an actual rig and a better point than collecting shit and escaping. more deadspace in this than slender. but slendy still replaces the necromorphs

So instead of using the protagonist’s vulnerability to create dramatic tension and an increasing sense of terror, this author is going to be equipping their protagonist with high-tech armor and weaponry. They are also going to ignore the standard “struggle to survive while completing tasks” formula found in these games and probably just blast Slendy into fragments.

Haven’t even started the fic and I can already tell there’s going to be a massive Stu.

On to the fic!

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1652: rise of the Xenoponies – Chapters 1 – 3

Title: rise of the Xenoponies
Author: Jaketheripper
Media: Movie/TV Show
Topic: My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic/Aliens/Terminator
Genre: Horror/Adventure
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with a little fic I found while plumbing the depths of the crossovers section, because that be a deep well ‘o weirdness right there. And what source materials are being crossed? Why, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Aliens franchise!

I know, it sounds a little weird – but it’s also surprisingly popular judging by the amount of fanart out there.

And honestly, some of it’s very well done.

The summary doesn’t really offer a lot of information regarding what the fic is actually about;

the newest breakthrough in pony technology is here, Shell, the cybernetic pony(basically a terminator pony) has his first assignment when an odd organism threatens equestria.

Oh, and apparently there’s a little bit of Terminator tossed into the mix. And not a lot in the way of capitalization.

On to the fic!

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1602: Dragon Tales Lost Episode – One Shot

Title: Dragon Tales Lost Episode
Author:
Anonymous
Media:
Creepypasta/Cartoon
Topic:
Dragon Tales
Genre:
Horror
URL:
Dragon Tales Lost Episode
Critiqued by Angie

WARNING:

A shit ton of faux spoopy stuff. Although, there are also references to physical and sexual abuse, drugs, and sexual references exchanged between siblings. So, if any of that hits too close to home, kindly look away. I’ll put another warning right before and after each scene.

Alright alright alright, I’m back again. Happy late Thanksgiving, patrons! Look, yeah I’m a little late on that ‘Happy Thanksgiving’, but I decided I would bring down the mood for a second and…JEFFREY.

Jeffrey: WHAT?!

TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS.

*lights flicker off*

I…I didn’t say to turn them off. Isn’t there a knob?

Jeffrey: Well I can’t see now.

That’s your own problem.

Anyway, I thought I would go ahead and say who I’m thankful for. I’m thankful for my fellow librarians, to name a few, Herr, Lyle, Ghostie, Taco, Ert and SC. But to name a few others who I lead here, Austyn, Keira, and others. I also wanted to include Andy/Max here.

But enough of that nonsense. Let’s get to what you came here for. The review.

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1555: MLP Jurassic Equestria – One Shot

Title: MLP Jurassic Equestria
Author:  RedlinRanger
Media: Television / Movies
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic / Jurassic Park
Genre: Drama / Horror
URL: MLP Jurassic Equestria
Critiqued by Darth Overlord (Retired) Crunchy

*Crunchy stalks into the room and peers around*

I suppose it was too much to hope that he was hiding in here.  No matter, let us see what the girls have picked out for me.  Hmm, “MLP Jurassic Equestia.”

Obviously I was unkind to something in a past life.   Which is entirely likely as I have been unkind to a great many in this one.

Hello, gentle patrons, you might notice that Taco is conspicuously absent this week.  After fleeing from the scene of last week’s riff, he managed to give the Darkwraiths the slip and is very likely hiding in one of the sub-levels.  Since not even I know how many of those we have down there, it could be quite some time before they find him. He seems quite dedicated to not being found because announcing a free donut and coffee hour at Lina’s shack did not flush him into the open.

It is equally likely that he’s off gallivanting through time with Doc Brown again.  Such things happen around here.  As for why I am sitting in this week, well, the girls made a deal that I would not have to help with the search efforts if I took over in here for the week.

We shall see if that turned out to be a wise choice on my part.  There appears to be a note here from Eliza, so we should start there.

“Hi!  We found this fic while cruising for something you could do.  It’s actually a remake of an older fic called My Little Pony: Jurassic World.  The older fic is indeed much worse, but also a lot shorter, so we sent you the newer version!”

Charming.  Oh well, there is a summary, so we might as well get an idea of what we are in for.

Twilight and her friend and now on a new adventure to on the island Isla Nublar where they go in jurassic world a theme park 65 million years in the making on the way they meet new faces like owen gredy and Claire Dearing.

Hsssssssssssss!  The grammar burns us!

I can see already that this is based on the most recent addition to the Jurassic Park franchise, so I imagine the author will not be able to resist making a wide array of references to the various bits of internet “humor” that have cropped up in the wake of the movie.  Imagine my delight at that particular prospect.

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1131: FALLEN – Chapters Three and Four

Title: FALLEN
Author: Legendaryicon
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dead Space
Genre: Horror / Sci-fi
URL: Chapter Three and Four
Critiqued by The Crowbar

Aand I am back with the next chapters of FALLEN!

If anyone needs a refresher, the link to the last Chapter is here.

And to stop myself from delaying my torture…

Let the anguished screams of The Crowbar commence!

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1104: FALLEN – Chapters One and Two

Title: FALLEN
Author: Legendaryicon
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dead Space
Genre: Horror / Sci-fi
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by The Crowbar

[Warning: This fic contains visuals of necromorphs.  If you scare easily and don’t want to see freaky mutated zombie monsters, you might not want to read this one in the dark.  I know that when I formatted it, it started the shit out of me.  -Lyle]

Hello again everyone! The Crowbar Overlord has returned. And this time with a fic about Dead Space! aren’t you all excited?

Also, yes, I made backups.

For anyone who doesn’t know, Dead Space is a game where the protagonist is an engineer named Isaac Clarke who gets sent by his company to check out a distress beacon coming from a mining ship “Ishimura” along with his buddies. Little do they know there are man-eating monsters on board that want nothing more than for every human to die a horrible death of horribleness.

Also, it was all caused by a single object called “Marker” that the ship picked up from a planet. First the Marker caused everyone to go insane and then a weird creature got on board the Ishimura and turned everyone into monsters called Necromorphs.

This is a very basic summary of course, but I hope it’s enough for this riff.

And to keep myself from prolonging my own suffering, I’m going to start riffing now!

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