1701: Panic! In the Host Club – Chapter 3

 

Title: Panic! In the Host Club
Author: crossover king
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Ouran High School Host Club/Full Metal Panic!
Genre: Humor/Drama
URL Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to the last chapter!

Not a lot happened in the last chapter; Sousuke was added to the host club’s line-up, despite his utter inexperience with girls and the fact that he is painfully awkward around them. And for some reason, girls are paying hundreds of dollars to sit with a socially awkward boy who can barely speak to them despite the fact that they could probably go down to the Manga Club and do that for free.

This chapter is titled “Operation: MATCHMAKER“, which sounds like Tamaki-senpai is going to hatch another crazy scheme.

But first – the Author’s Note!

nothing to say here…no witty remarks or anything just the story

Huh. That’s not all that bad. They are right about the lack of witty remarks, though – and I’m still waiting for the story to appear.

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1695: Panic! In the Host Club – Chapter 2

 

Title: Panic! In the Host Club
Author: crossover king
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Ouran High School Host Club/Full Metal Panic!
Genre: Humor/Drama
URL Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

Welcome to the second chapter of this short little fic that, thus far, hasn’t really done much. In the first chapter, Kaname arrived at Ouran with Sousuke not far behind. In what was probably their first class, Sousuke assaulted Tamaki-senpai which – for some reason – made Tamaki-senpai insist that Sousuke join the host club. Sousuke – also for no apparent reason – decided to agree to join even though he probably doesn’t understand what is going on.

Now to the next chapter, which is titled The hosts. It’s possible that it’s going to be a chapter introducing the various hosts, but that’s just my theory.

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1688: Panic! In the Host Club – Chapter 1

 

 

Title: Panic! In the Host Club
Author: crossover king
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Ouran High School Host Club/Full Metal Panic!
Genre: Humor/Drama
URL Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with a very short three-chapter fic that is a crossover (because I loves me some crossovers) between a source material I’ve covered before – Ouran High School Host Club – and a new source material that we haven’t featured in the Library before – Full Metal Panic! – so I’m only going to give a synopsis for FMP!.

:cracks knuckles:

Prepare yourselves for a SC-style infodump, Patrons!

The series follows Sousuke Sagara, a teen-aged former child soldier recruited by a private military organization called MITHRIL. Sousuke’s behaviour is extremely regimented at times and he’s what might charitably be called a bit of a stoic.

sousuke-gun

This is his happy face. Also his sad face. Pretty much his only face.

He’s the pilot of a large battle mecha known as an ArmSlave.

arbalest

This one is his, it is called Arbalest.

While Sousuke is a very efficient soldier, having lived with various military organisations since he was eight means he doesn’t do very well in social situations and that he has no idea how to be a regular teen-aged boy.

sousuke-canteen

This is technically true, but that’s not the item’s intended use.

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1678: Chaos & Crimson

Title: Chaos & Crimson
Author: Darkcrimsonflame
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: RWBY
Genre: Adventure/Romance
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by agigibyte Cain and Glynda

Cain: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the replacement for lasagna-filled monotony. Of course, it comes in the form of a RWBY fic that immediately set off mental alarm bells for me with its summary.

Sorry about the parts i made it far to long i’ll make chapter two shorter if asked it won’t be as long with that out of the way

Addicted Reader to MarissaTheWriter scale of correct usage of the English language: A firm Sadielover1470

Cain: Do you know what I simply adore? Conversational summaries.

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1645: Happiness, Not Money Host Club(Kyoya)XReader – Oneshot

Title: Happiness, Not Money Host Club(Kyoya)XReader
Author: shigurefan101
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic: Ouran High School Host Club
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

Hello, gracious Patrons!

I hope everyone has been having a fantastic new year so far, because I’m back with another Reader fic. This one comes to us from the Ouran High School Host Club section of ff.net and, as you can tell from that trainwreck of a title, it features my favorite character Kyoya-senpai!

Let’s take a look at the summary, shall we?

You become best friends with the host club, the whole time not knowing Kyoya’s enormous crush on you.

:barely suppressed fangirl squee:

Ummm, sorry. Please continue.

When things finally start to happen between you two, both yours and Kyoya’s father separate you due to social standing. What does fate have in store for you two love birds?

Looks like someone’s been dipping into the Big-Bag-O-Overused-Romance-Tropes. Too bad they did make a pit stop at the Grammar Shop.

It looks like I’m going to become besties with the entire host club, Kyoya-senpai is going to fall madly in love with me :squee!: but unfortunately our families are going to split us up because contrived circumstances are contrived. After that we’ll either die tragically in a double suicide a la Romeo and Juliet, or we’ll get together despite our parents being assholes. That’s asking a lot of a one chapter fic.

Better buckle in, Patrons; I have a feeling that things are going to get fast and stupid.

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1436: Tensei II – Chapter Three

Title:  Tensei II
Author:  The KittyCorn Nation (two author-conglomerate known as Monochrome Lynx and Seven Silver)
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic:  Naruto
Genre:  Adventure / Friendship
URL:  Chapter Three
Critiqued by Lyle Koori and Hekai

*Koori peeks her head into Lyle’s office, glances around, then slips in*

Koori:  Good morning, everyone.  *looks around again*  Uhm.  I honestly don’t know where Miss Lyle is today, which is worrisome since I’m supposed to be really good at gathering information and this is making me look horribly incompetent.  *fidgets and chews on her bottom lip*  I’d go looking for her some more but, according to my contact, I’m supposed to take her place in the riffing chamber should something like this happen.  But don’t worry too much, patrons; my host-clan, the Batá no Ninja, are out searching diligently for her.  And Lina said as soon as the morning rush ends, she’ll dispatch a couple baristas to aid in the search and rescue efforts.

In the meantime, I’m just going to take over here.  Shouldn’t be too hard, right?  I’ve done this before, although never on my own.  Let’s see here…

*sits down in Lyle’s chair and flips through some notecards*

Last time, we discovered that Alice was a better writer than Echinoderm, although she still needs some work.  Her character was reborn as part of the branch family of the Nara clan that the author made up.  But that’s okay, because she made a joke about it that Lyle liked.  Alice was from a happy family and well loved.  She does have some weird defect dealing with chakra that wasn’t very clear but it sounds like she absorbs it from around her but can’t produce it herself.  I think.  Uhm.  Anyway, we ended last chapter with her having some sort of panic attack, even though she was three, or five.  That part wasn’t clear, either.

*taps her cards on the desk for a moment*

Right.  Let’s continue with the story itself!

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1423: Tensei II – Chapter Two

Title:  Tensei II
Author:  The KittyCorn Nation (two author-conglomerate known as Monochrome Lynx and Seven Silver)
Media: Anime/Manga
Topic:  Naruto
Genre:  Adventure / Friendship
URL:  Chapter Two
Critiqued by Lyle

Hello, lovelies!  Welcome to the second chapter of the inexplicable Naruto Self-Insert fanfic, Tensei II.  So far, nothing Naruto-y has happened and we’ve read through a prologue and a chapter.  In the prologue, a plane exploded because blue, killing the self-inserts Alice and Enema.  In the first chapter, Elephant is reborn into DA MOSTEST TWAJEK BWAKSTOWY EVA!!111!1111!!! By the end of the chapter, she has discovered that she can turn parts of herself into hard silver and she gets a pet owl named Hedwig Kyokan, which, according to our resident Japanese learner, actually means “Large Warship,” even though our clueless author seems to think it means Compassion.

With that, we are switching to Alice’s point of view this next chapter.  Let’s see if she’s as twajek as Epididymis.

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