1908: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Five

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Five
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and we’re back with more boring AU!

Jamags: I’ve returned as well.

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1903: A spiritual waffles after an isolate existence – One Shot (But it’s actually 10 chapters)

Title: A spiritual waffles after an isolate existence
Author: Hamiltonlover2002
Media: Book/Musical/TV Show/Fanfiction
Topic: Harry Potter/Hamilton/Sherlock/Possibly My Immortal/Supernatural/Kitchen Sink
Genre: Tragedy/Supernatural
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie

Prologue lolz:

*takes a long drink of blood from a bottle she has* Alright, I guess I might as well search for fics to review so I have work set out for me after I finish Unknown Origins. Mmm…*clicks on a fanfiction*

…this can’t wait.

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1897: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Four

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Four
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags…

Jamags: And I’m back.

And I’m just happy he didn’t call the DRD again by saying he’s the guest guest host.

*Alarms blare*

Jamags: You’re not very smart, are you?

It’s not like I have to deal with it. Get moving, minion.

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1887: THE PRINCESS BRIDE: LADY IN WAITING – Chapter One, Part Two

Title: THE PRINCESS BRIDE: LADY IN WAITING
Author: GaGa4FrightNight
Media: Movie
Topic: The Princess Bride (Movie Version)
Genre: Romance/Humor
URL:Chapter One
Critiqued by Lyle, Koori, Lina, and Amon

*Lyle and her crew walk into her riffing chamber.  Lyle glances around, then turns to Koori*

I know I’ve been gone for a while but has my office always been this small?  And my desk only has a cardboard cutout of a computer on it.  Where’s my stuff?

Koori:  Crunchy did some remodeling.  *walks over to a bookcase on the wall and pulls a candle off a wall sconce next to it.  The book case slides to the side, revealing a secret room filled with Lyle’s real riffing desk, console, and the blanket fort*

Lina:  A “welcome back” gift from us interns.

Amon:  I am not an intern.  I am an Aberration.

Lina:  Call yourself whatever you want, Handsome, just don’t leave.

Koori:  I’m the only actual intern, but we all signed the work order.

*wipes wetness off her face with the back of her hand*  Must be some left over construction dust in here.  *coughs slightly, clearing her throat*  Shall we get to work?  *hurries into her new room and settles herself onto her chair*  Lina, the wine if you please.  Koori, we are going to need cheese, crackers, and glasses.  Amon, you’re in charge of the fancy hats.

Amon:  Fancy… hats?

Can’t have a fancy party without fancy hats.

Amon:  I’m not certain what constitutes a “fancy hat” in your culture.

Just do your best, I’m sure you’ll do fine.  There’s a wardrobe room just down the hall, past the alligator trap.  Should be labeled “Do Not Enter Upon Pain of Death.”

Amon:  I will never get used to this place.  *walks out of the room just as Lina emerges from the tent with three bottles of wine*  This should get us started!

Koori:  *releases a seal on a scroll pulled from her flak jacket, revealing a fine cheese platter, complete with wine glasses, grapes, water crackers, and tiny cheese knives.*

Excellent!  We’ll get started on the riff and then pop the cork on those once Amon gets back with our hats!

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1884: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Three

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Three
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and we’re back with more of this thing.

Last time, OOC!Mandalorian!Padme and a squad of Rule 63troopers blew up a droid factory after some sloppy action scenes and sloppier tactics. Let’s see what lies in store for us this time.

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1877: Toxic Promises – Oneshot

Title: Toxic Promises
Author: Girl With The Dandelion
Media: Movies
Topic: Land Before Time / Jurassic Park
Genre: Romance / Angst
URL: Toxic Promises
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Hey,patrons,welcomebacktoWednesday!Ididn’tsleepwelllastnightandhavehadfivecupsofcoffeeinthelasthoursoletsgetriffing!

BAAAAAAAA!

*GONG*

Thanks, bud, I think I’m good now.

So, it wouldn’t be a one-shot marathon without something with dinosaurs in it!

BAAAAAA!

Adopted doesn’t count because it wasn’t a one-shot.

Anyway, for our obligatory Dinosaur fic, I’ve got a cross that could possibly work!  It doesn’t, but it could!  The cross is Land Before Time and Jurassic Park.  And I’m saying it could work because they both involve dinosaurs.  You know, sorta like how The Shawshank Redemption and Ace Ventura both have humans in it!

Since neither of these are new canons, we can just get right to it with the summary!

What normally would have taken months, even years to adjust to, took only a few minutes for Cera to fathom.

Hey look, overwrought prose in an angst fic, who could have predicted that!?

BAAA.

Look, personally I consider the word misuse a bonus, but you can call it what you like.

Given that summary and the edgelord name “Toxic Promises” you all should have some idea of what we’re getting into.  So let’s go!

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1875: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Two

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with…

Holy shit, he’s gone!

Jamags: Hello?

Oh, yeah, you’re here.

Jamags: You were the one who invited me.

Yeah, I know, I’m just glad to get rid of the other guy who was in here. Right, we’re riffing a bad Star Wars fic where Padme Amidala’s been made into an out-of-character Mando mercenary so there can be female clones.

Jamags:

Jamags: Ah.

I understand. So anyway, like I mentioned in the last riff, this is Jamags. He’s a Jedi.

Jamags: To be a bit more specific, I’m a Jedi Sentinel working with the Republic as an intelligence agent. I became a Master after my padawan and I disrupted an attempt on Senator’s life. When the Clone Wars started, I was assigned to command of the 507th Strategic Offensive Corps. This guy pulled me out of that timeline, so I theoretically shouldn’t know about anything that occurred after that. I actually have all the spoilers.

All of them?

Jamags: Indeed.

You were supposed to say “aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll of them.”

Jamags: I see. I’ll keep that in mind for the future.

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