1884: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Three

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Three
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and we’re back with more of this thing.

Last time, OOC!Mandalorian!Padme and a squad of Rule 63troopers blew up a droid factory after some sloppy action scenes and sloppier tactics. Let’s see what lies in store for us this time.

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1875: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter Two

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter Two
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and Jamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with…

Holy shit, he’s gone!

Jamags: Hello?

Oh, yeah, you’re here.

Jamags: You were the one who invited me.

Yeah, I know, I’m just glad to get rid of the other guy who was in here. Right, we’re riffing a bad Star Wars fic where Padme Amidala’s been made into an out-of-character Mando mercenary so there can be female clones.

Jamags:

Jamags: Ah.

I understand. So anyway, like I mentioned in the last riff, this is Jamags. He’s a Jedi.

Jamags: To be a bit more specific, I’m a Jedi Sentinel working with the Republic as an intelligence agent. I became a Master after my padawan and I disrupted an attempt on Senator’s life. When the Clone Wars started, I was assigned to command of the 507th Strategic Offensive Corps. This guy pulled me out of that timeline, so I theoretically shouldn’t know about anything that occurred after that. I actually have all the spoilers.

All of them?

Jamags: Indeed.

You were supposed to say “aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll of them.”

Jamags: I see. I’ll keep that in mind for the future.

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1861: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper – Chapter One

Title: Padme-Series: Clone Trooper
Author: Darth Sith’ari
Media: Film
Topic: Star Wars
Genre: None given, other than the fact that it’s an AU
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags and GoodJamags)

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, or BadJamags, if you listen to this idiot-

GoodJamags: Hi!

You don’t get to talk. Anyway, we’re back with a new badfic that has absolutely nothing to do with Batman! I know, crazy, right?

GoodJamags: Yeah, I can tell you like to live life on the edge.

What did I say?

GoodJamags: “I know, crazy, right?”

If you don’t stop prolonging this, I’m going to have to…

*SLAM!*

*Puts Door launcher down*

Show you the Door. Heh, that one never gets old.

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1622: Iron lady of the wonderbolts – One Shot (And an open letter to the MLP Darkfic community)

Title: Iron lady of the wonderbolts
Author: Flat spin
Media: Television
Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Genre:  Romance/AU/”Dark”
URL: No longer available to the general public
Critiqued by Admiral Sakai

-WARNING-

This is yet another goddamn ‘fic containing potential flamebait in the form of military sexual assault and harassment. Also hazing. And drug abuse. And just plain disturbing content in the form of the murder and torture of innocent ponies for really no goddamn reason, let’s not forget that little detail… It may not be Celebrian, but it’s definitely not for the faint of heart.

Hello hello, all you patrons! No minions today as I figured the veterans needed some time off, and more to the point this was just sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing I decided to do on a whim. I know I said I was going to take a break from riffing for a while, but recent outside events have convinced me to take on at least one more ‘fic before I turn out the lights.

You see, ladies and gentlebeings of the Library, I, AdmiralSakai, am a brony.

I wasn’t so hot on the show at first- I thought it was fairly well-written and well-animated, but it was still just a kids show made to sell cheap plastic figurines, and I actually abandoned it entirely right around Season 3. Then a friend of mine (actually the same guy who has contributed to a large number of my projects as “Nick” or “Serketry”) made me sit down and watch the “Cutie Markless” duology, and I immediately fell in love with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Mostly it’s the endless conversations I have with Nick analyzing and theorizing about the bizarre (and beautifully detailed) world Equestria occupies, but I’ve also come to truly appreciate the characters as they have developed over the show’s run, and more to the point it’s just so incredibly obvious that everybody involved in the show’s production genuinely loves their creation and loves their fanbase. Have there been bad episodes? Sure. But there have also been incredible ones, episodes that show off every last bit of creativity and skill and perseverance of a really just exceptional group of people for the whole fandom to see.

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944: The Snow Beauty and the Ice Beast – Chapters 4 & 5

 

Title: The Snow Beauty and the Ice Beast
Author: SnowAndIceForever
Media: Movie
Topic:  Rise of the Guardians/Frozen/Beauty and the Beast
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 4
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

 

Y’ello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with the second half of this … multi-fandom pile-up. In the last lump, we made it through the opening prologue of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast and meandered up to the point where Belsa’s father prepares to take his wood-chopping – or in this case, ice-block-chopping – machine to the fair.

:flips through notes:

Wow, one sentence is all I need to condense three chapters. I guess it’s pretty easy to write a summary when the fic’s all plot regurgitation.

To the fic!

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941: From Another World – Chapter 46 & 47

Title: From Another World
Author: EclipsePheniox
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Mass Effect / Parallel Realities
Genre: Supernatural/Romance/AU
URL: None
Critiqued by Erttheking

E: Yup. It’s gone. EP has deleted the original From Another World.

N: But he’s saying in the new one that he made that he’s bringing it back.

C: Kinda sad. That story is three chapters long…and two of them are just author notes. I swear, this guy has been putting out more author notes than chapters recently.

N: Wait no, he says he’s only thinking about bringing it back, and he’s only doing it if people help him get all the sexism and grammar mistakes out.

E: I haven’t forgotten what he did the last time I tried to help him. He’s on his own.

C: And look at this. He says that he’s working on SIX DIFFERENT STORIES aside from From Another World/A Tale of Two Worlds/whatever this mutant abomination is called now. No wonder things never get updated.

E: This guy is a real piece of work. Well, we’re almost done with this shit.

Chapter 46 The Plan

Shepard entered Grunts old room to find Liara standing in front of a couple of guards holding pulse rifles. Javik was on his behind the guards in a meditative state. As Shepard walked up to Liara who was pacing herself up and down.

“What’s the problem?” John asked

“I’ve tried to make the room more accommodating but they are not letting me talk to him.” Liara said indicating to the guards.

“Apologies doctor but contact protocol with a new spices is assume hostilities.” the lead guard said coming up to Liara and John. ” We had to dust off the regulations.”

E: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh me oh may oh my could we have used this protocol when Shepard first made it clear that he was an alien.

N: Also apparently the Alliance military regularly holds spice racks at gunpoint.

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937: The Snow Beauty and the Ice Beast – Chapters 1-3

 

Title: The Snow Beauty and the Ice Beast
Author: SnowAndIceForever
Media: Movie
Topic:  Rise of the Guardians/Frozen/Beauty and the Beast
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

 

Salutations, my Patrons!

I’m here with a first for the Library; a crossover between Frozen and Rise of the Guardians! I’m kind of surprised we haven’t had more fics from this crossover fandom because it is gigantic. There’s even this massive multi-crossover fandom called something like “Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons” that mashes together not only these two but also Tangled, the How to Train your Dragon series, and Brave. 

A. K. A. – The Big Five

There are variations on this, blending together pretty much ever CGI film out there, but this seems to be one of the most popular clumpings. The main thing these fics have in common is that they are usually AUs, sometimes very whack-ass AUs, with characters from different canons drifting in and out at random. This fic is labeled as a Jelsa (Jack/Elsa) romance, so chances are only characters from those two will show up – but you never know with this particular multi-fandom.

To the fic!

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