1386: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken – Chapters Twenty-Two and Twenty-Three

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 22
URL: Chapter 23
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck and Sura T’Lenya

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome to what will hopefully be the final installment of Fire Emblem: ReAwaken.

Sura T’Lenya: I guess we’re doing this without Crunchy?

You bet, Sura. You bet. Let’s not waste any more time: it’s time to finish this.

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1379: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken – Chapters Twenty and Twenty-One

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 20
URL: Chapter 21
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck and Sura T’Lenya

Hello folks, I’m Herr Wozzeck, and today—

Sura T’Lenya: Two chapters today? Are you losing your mind?

… Yeah, that is one more than I usually do with this fic, innit?

ST’L: Why?

Well… To be honest, it’s been a little hard finding things to make fun of in this fic as of late. And as a result, it’s just beginning to become a slog. Like, it’s no longer bad enough to be funny.

ST’L: But that means he’s getting better, right?

Well, obviously, but how do you mock that?

ST’L: Good point. So I’m guessing this is the part where we highlight reel the rest of the fic?

Somewhat. We still have four chapters left, so I think we should down them in two-chapter long installments. Sound like a plan?

ST’L: Works for me.

Great. Let’s get going, then!

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1372: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken – Chapter Nineteen

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 19
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck and Sura T’Lenya

So he won’t be joining us today?

Sura T’Lenya: Doesn’t look like it. He was too busy lamenting the fact he rooted for this guy. I kind of feel bad for him, to be honest.

Well, it is Crunchy. He’ll get over it.

ST’L: Still…

Whatever the case, we still have this fic to snark. Let’s get to it, shall we?

ST’L: Sure.

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Art-tastic Saturday! – The Awakening Gang

Hey, folks!

So, I’m kind of an idiot and don’t know how time works, which means my riff didn’t make it on time. Rest assured, this SC is beating himself soundly like the bad little House Elf he is.

…God, I wish someone would give me a sock already.

Well, we can’t just leave you guys without anything to talk about, and I figured there’s not been much Fire Emblem fanart here – kind of odd, given that Herr is riffing the, what, third Fire Emblem fic in the Library? – so I decided to hunt down a personal favorite of mine: A fair amount of the protagonist cast of Awakening, having a good old time.

Sadly, I don’t know who made this, what it’s called, or what site you can find it on; this was found via Uncle Google, and the link led back to GameFAQs. If anybody knows the artist, be sure to toss a name my way so I can credit them properly.

(Visible) cast, in no particular order: Inigo, Owain, Brady, Lucina, Cynthia, Severa, Nah, Noire, Nowi, Olivia, Maribelle, Lissa, Anna, Gaius, Robin, Tharja, Chrom, Sumia, Cordelia, I think that’s Laurent sitting on a roof in the distance [No, stupid, That’s Morgan. Look at the damn jacket embroidery. -Book Specs], and the dragon-riding silhouette in the sky is Cherche. No clue who the shadowy horseman is.

Have a good weekend!

(Note: Hair colors may not be canon.)

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1367: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken – Chapter Eighteen

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 18
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck, Sura T’Lenya, and Crunchy Raptor

Ugh… What the hell happened last time…?

Crunchy: Oh good, he yet lives.

Sura T’Lenya: And you doubted me for a second there.

Ugh… What happened…?

ST’L: Well… You hulked out on something that I’m not going to repeat here, and you kind of went unconscious mid-riff.

Oh… Well, shit… Anything crazy happen while I was gone?

C: Just some villainous grandstanding from our mage Awesome McEvil. His name is Malus, for the record.

… Man, isn’t that rather on the nose?

ST’L: Still the same as ever, eh?

No kidding. Anyway, I guess we’re up for more snarknig?

ST’L: I think so. Right, Crunchy?

C: Of course.

Cool… Let me just wake up a little, and we’ll get started. In the meantime, update?

ST’L: Sure.

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1360: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken: Chapter Seventeen

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 17
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck, Sura T’Lenya, and Crunchy Raptor

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back to Fire Emblem: ReAwaken! As usual, I’m joined by Sura and Crunchy, who are going to help me slog through more of this fic!

Sura T’Lenya: I’m not expecting anything to happen this chapter.

Crunchy: Ah, however did you guess that we would have another uneventful chapter?

ST’L: Wait, have you read ahead a little?

C: I refuse to elaborate on that.

Yeah, and we don’t have much time to anyway, so let’s leave it at that, yeah? Anyway, let’s get on with the chapter, shall we?

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1353: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken – Chapter Sixteen

Title: Fire Emblem: ReAwaken
Author: MaesterDimentio
Media: Video Game
Topic: Fire Emblem
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Chapter 16
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck, Sura T’Lenya, and Crunchy Raptor

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Fire Emblem: ReAwaken. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and joining me this time are Sura T’Lenya and Crunchy Raptor.

Crunchy: As always?

Sura T’Lenya: What do you think, raptor?

C: I was assuming the polecat would join us again.

Eh, not likely in the very near future. Though there is a thing I might have them join up on in the future…

ST’L: Uh-oh… Do I want to know?

Nope. And on that note, let’s get started, shall we?

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