2035: Realm of the New God – Chapters One and Two

Title: Realm of the New God
Author: Thatoneselfinsertguy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fire Emblem Awakening
Genre: Self Insert
URL: chapter 1
Critiqued by Zeus Killer Productions

Realm of the New God riff #1-How to start an untypical typical fanfic

I apologize if this confuses some of you. See, I did do the first chapter, but my initial style, namely just describing stuff on a skim basis while not showing anything from the original fanfic, confused some people, and it’s partially my fault. I thought that I’d be able to give people a viable picture of what the fanfic was like without having to show it. Hopefully, this will not only serve as a better picture riff of what’s going on, but also allow me to improve my riffing style.

Are you ready to explore the world of Fire Emblem fanfiction? There are boundless possibilities for you to explore, such as potential AU’s, off-screen relationships between characters, and even potential ways you imagine how the games went. All of those options are indicative of a surprising amount of creativity…by following the crowd and doing what everyone else is doing.

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2032 Betrayal – Chapter Eight (Which Is Chapter Nine, But Isn’t Even a Chapter) and Chapter Nine (Which Is Really Chapter Eight But Is Listed as Chapter Ten)

Title: Betrayal
Author: Darksakudragon
Media: Anime
Topic: Naruto
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: Chapter Eight?
Critiqued by Lyle

*walks into the riffing chamber carrying an extra large coffee in each hand*

Good morning, lovelies!

*sits down at her desk and takes a sip from each drink*

Lina has bribed me to keep her out of today’s riff after what I did to her last week.  I am okay with this.

*takes another drink of her coffees before setting them both down on the desk and rubbing her hands together*

I have a treat and a half for you guys today.  We’re going to get through more than one chapter of this rhinoceros excrement!  Hold your collective groans for after the riff, please.  Let’s recap, then get to it.

Last time on “Betrayal,” Sakura and Shikamaru joined the Akatsuki because why the fuck not?

Onward!

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2026: THE PRINCESS BRIDE: LADY IN WAITING – Chapter Three, Part One

Title: THE PRINCESS BRIDE: LADY IN WAITING
Author: GaGa4FrightNight
Media: Movie
Topic: The Princess Bride (Movie Version)
Genre: Romance/Humor
URL:Chapter Three
Critiqued by Lyle

I have such mixed feelings about this fic.  On one hand, thank god it’s more coherent than Betrayal.  On the other hand, not this shit again.

The things I do for you, my lovelies.

Last time, Lina was good enough to take over the riffing of this fic for me.  This time, she told me to bugger off with a rusty spoon and threatened to shove a scone “somewhere entirely unpleasant” if I dared try to drag her into today’s riff.  So I hog-tied her with some Vampire-Proof Rope™.  Say hello to the readers, Lina.

Lina:  *tied to her chair, arms pinioned at her sides*  Fuck off, ya cunt.

Ooo, someone is testy today.  Why don’t you recap what happened in the last riff; it might make you feel better.

Lina:  *in a high, whining voice*  I hate pink!  I hate blue!  You’re all so stupid!

Yeah, that sound about right.

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2022: The Right Partner – Chapters Ten and Eleven

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 10
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 11

Shits I Give count: 0

We Watched the Movie count: 12 [We’re past the movie’s plot, so I don’t anticipate many more ticks on this counter]

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another dose of boring shipfic! Yay.

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2020: Realm of the New God – Chapter One

Title: Realm of the New God
Author: ThatOneSelfInsertGuy
Media: Video Games
Topic: Fire Emblem: Awakening
Genre: Self Insert / Adventure / Humor
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Zeus Killer Productions

Chapter 1-The beginning of the end

Hello, and welcome to Zeus’s riff of Realm of the New Gods. Now, most people would point out what the fanfiction does by doing an analysis on said fanfiction, and then putting their own two cents in. But I don’t have that much persistence to do that, and I get bored easily. So instead, here’s something that’s inspired by “Terrible Writing Advice”. And by inspired, I mean taken wholesale. By following my expert advice, you too can make sure that you can write like the professional fanfiction writers. It’s that easy.

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2017: The Right Partner – Chapters Eight and Nine

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 8
Critiqued by BatJamags

Lousy Goddamn Stupid Blushing count: 8

Shits I Give count: 0

We Watched the Movie count: 11

Hello once again, patrons! I’m back with another chapter or two of The Right Partner. Now that the fic’s run out of plot to regurgitate, I’m hopeful that something will happen, because I’m dumb like that. Let’s get started, shall we?

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2012: The Right Partner – Chapters Five, Six, and Seven

Title: The Right Partner
Author: Justasmalltowngirl2713
Media: Film
Topic: The Avengers (2012)
Genre: Romance/Adventure
URL: Chapter 5
Critiqued by BatJamags

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, BatJamags, and I’m back with more mediocre shipfic!

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