2701: Let’s Play – CrappyPasta
Posted: October 29, 2020 Filed under: Creepypasta, Let's Play | Tags: Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Legend of Zelda, Video Game, Zeus Killer Productions 5 CommentsTitle: Let’s Play!
Author: “Seth”
Media: Copypasta, Video Games
Topic: Legend of Zelda
Genre: Exploitation Fic
URL: https://lolpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Let%27s_Play!
Critiqued by Zeus Killer and Lieutenant Nimitz
NSFW WARNING
ZOMG THIS PAGE NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SCHOOL!
GO BACK NOW!!!!!! OR ELSE YOU’LL HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!1
-Actual warning from the LOLpasta site itself.
Seriously though, this pasta contains Celebrain-esk rape. It’s also severely stupid, even by Creepypasta standards. If you feel at all uncomfortable about this topic, this is definitely a riff to skip.
Zeus: Hello, and welcome back. And allow me to make an announcement-after two years of searching, I finally found LetsPlay.exe! Considering I’ve been waiting to riff this pasta since I joined, but couldn’t find it, let’s get this party started.
Nimitz:…you sent Sally away?
Zeus: Trust me, she would not like where this goes.
Read the rest of this entry »2686: The Other Internet – CrappyPasta
Posted: October 8, 2020 Filed under: Crappy Pasta, The Other Internet | Tags: Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Zeus Killer Productions 19 CommentsTitle: The Other Internet
Author: JohnnyBoy33
Media: Copypasta
Topic: The Other Internet
Genre: Stupid Pasta
URL: https://crst.fandom.com/wiki/The_Other_Internet_Saga
Critiqued by Zeus Killer, Lieutenant Nimitz, and Sally
Warning: The Creepypasta in question makes remarks involving political parties that are offensive to some, and as such, viewer discretion is advised.
Zeus: Soo, creepy decorations? Fog machine activating? Sally and Nimitz are helping in the riffs now?
Nimitz: Hello.
Zeus: You know what time it is-SPOOKTOBER everybody.
Welcome back to the spoopiest time of the year, where crappy scary stories get dunked on, and edgy tween fanfiction is riffed, all to the tune of a spooky jaunt.
Now one of the classics is The Other Network, a classicpasta about a network only accessible via Ethernet in an abandoned observatory, leading to a search engine called “Patriotsearch.net.”
Read the rest of this entry »2651: Star Wars x Madoka Magica Crossover (A New Hope) – An AU Story, Chapter One
Posted: August 13, 2020 Filed under: Star Wars x Madoka Magica Crossover (A New Hope) - An AU Story, Puella Magi Madoka Magica | Tags: Adventure, Anime, Fantasy, Movie, Mystery, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Sci-Fi, Star Wars, Zeus Killer Productions 13 CommentsTitle: Star Wars x Madoka Magica Crossover (A New Hope) – An AU Story
Author: FinnTDK
Media: Anime, Movies
Topic: Puella Magi Madoka Magica X Star Wars
Genre: “Adventure and Mystery” (Sci-Fi/Fantasy movie rehash)
URL: Star Wars x Madoka Magica Crossover (A New Hope) – An AU Story
Critiqued by Zeus Killer Productions and Special Guest Riffer Homura “Homohomo” Akemi
*Undisclosed Location*
Zeus: Funny story about this riff-I was looking into a fic I could do with a similar format as last time, but without the Alleged Car version of a Sovereign Class SSD, because RoS single-handedly spoiled my taste on 90% of Disney Star Wars in addition to uniting the fan base in its hatred of it. Congrats.
So, recently, I got on a Dragon Age binge when the craziest idea occurred to me-A Dragon Age X PMMM crossover! I mean, what could go wrong with mixing one canon that has magical girls that turn into witches upon despair with another one that has mages under constant threat of being possessed and all but enslaved by a faction that makes the Jedi look like actual peacekeepers? I figured there had to be at least one, right?
As it turned out, nobody was that stupid.
So after finding yet another crossover that doesn’t exist, I decided to look for other things that were similar in nature for PMMM, and came across this-A crossover attempting to basically play out the Star Wars Original Trilogy movies, but with the Holy Quintet involved somehow.
Considering the last PMMM fanfic involved an OOC Homura, Mami Bashing, and Kyoko basically being raped by the protagonist, this one’s at least something of an improvement…hopefully.
Nimitz: *Pokes head* Should I call the therapist?
Zeus: No. Not yet at least.
2547: Task Farce Ash Guest Riff chapters 11 and 12
Posted: February 8, 2020 Filed under: Pokemon, Task Force Ash | Tags: Adventure, Call of Duty, Codbros, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Mall Ninjutsu, Pokemon, Romance, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person?, Zeus Killer Productions 27 CommentsTitle: Task Force Ash
Author: Ghost509
Media: Video Games
Topic: Pokémon and Call of Duty
Genre: Adventure and “Romance”
URL: Chapter 11 and Chapter 12
Critiqued by Zeus Killer Productions
Judger: So the next chapter begins with Damien’s former Pokémon waking, having apparently lost all memory of the night before (which considering the type of abuse, is sadly plausible), with Rosa comforting them. Ash, after trying to get the 141 to stop using a hospital gurney as a battering ram for some reason, walks in, and the new trio immediately start thinking he’s “drop dead handsome.”
Because Pokémon obviously have the same standards of beauty as humans.
Svarti: So when asked what happened, Ash lies, and claims that he saved them from your standard Hentai Ugly Bastard, because it might be problematic if he’s arrested for first degree murder, even if the guy was a (exaggerated) douche. Also, this-
“I guess you could say that.” Ash said, his smile faltering ever so slightly. Rosa gently squeezed his shoulder in reassurance. She knew Ash hated to lie(unless he absolutely needed to) and, in this case, he did and didn’t. But still, she knew why he was doing this.
Anyway, the three females let the information settle in. They were almost raped. Their virginities, future, and innocence, almost taken away from them. Almost, being the key word. Ash had saved them. In their opinions they were now indebted to him. But the three lost their trains of thought, as Ash got up from his chair, while putting on his hat.
Judger: Because we needed more girls into his ducking harem. At this rate, he’s going to nab every single female on the planet.
Zeus: So Rosa states that she’ll always be by his side, when a flying pyramid shows up. Turns out the Kanto Battle Pyramid decided to show up, having heard of Ash coming here (and of course, the three females want to jump Ash’s bones because why not add even more women into the fucking harem?) and passing the cheerleaders, who are discussing how they can get laid like Ash.
Remember when the 141 were trained badasses? Me neither.
Svarti: So the chapter ends with the two groups meeting, just like what happened with the other gang. Curiously, the author felt prudent to leave this authors note at the start of the final chapter.
2539: Task Force Ash – “Chapter 9” and Chapter 10
Posted: January 30, 2020 Filed under: Call of Duty, Pokemon, Task Force Ash | Tags: Adventure, Call of Duty, Codbros, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Mall Ninjutsu, Pokemon, Romance, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person?, Zeus Killer Productions 12 CommentsTitle: Task Force Ash
Author: Ghost509
Media: Video Games
Topic: Pokémon and Call of Duty
Genre: Adventure / “”””””””Romance””””””””
URL: Chapter 10
Critiqued by Zeus, Svarti, Ramirez, Judger, and special guest Anakin “The Chosen One” Skywalker
*Holo-Recording starts up*
Zeus: Welcome to yet another part of the TFA riff, where we examine just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Svarti: In the last two riffs, Ash became an even bigger Sue, we had a sex scene for 1/4 of a chapter, and the rest was spent glorifying this massive dick with a murder spree.
Ramirez: And in other news, chapter 9 is actually an authors note asking for help. Normally we’d skip it…
Judger: But we’ll let it speak for itself.
*Buzzsaw Noises*
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