1669: How to train you Dinosaur – Oneshot

 

Title: How to train you Dinosaur
Author: hero101
Media: Movie/TV Show
Topic: How to Train Your Dragon/Prehistoric Park/Big Bang Theory
Genre: Adventure/”Humor”
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with another oneshot that continues my journey through the weirdness that is Crossover Country. This particular fic is listed as a crossover between the 2000 film Dinosaur (a film about an Iguanadon raised by lemurs) and the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, but then there’s this in the summary;

this Story is a Triple Crossover with Aladar, Toothless, Hiccup, and Sheldon. But when Sheldon pulls the Biggest Prank, All of the Four Characters gets Electrocuted, and were Send to Somewhere.

The fic is actually a triple crossover! Because trying to reconcile multiple disparate canons always works out so well. Aladar is the main character from Dinosaur and Hiccup and Toothless are from HTTYD, but I have no idea who Sheldon is. Must be an OC or someone from the unknown third canon.

Also, it looks like the author was visited by Ike the Italics Demon’s cousin Randall The Random Capitalization Imp.

Hey guys I’m back from Thanksgiving Break, and I hope You like this Story, and I’ll see you next time.

Well, that’s certainly pertinent information for me to have now, at the end of January, well after any holiday breaks would have occurred.

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1652: rise of the Xenoponies – Chapters 1 – 3

Title: rise of the Xenoponies
Author: Jaketheripper
Media: Movie/TV Show
Topic: My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic/Aliens/Terminator
Genre: Horror/Adventure
URL: Chapter 1
URL: Chapter 2
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons!

I’m here with a little fic I found while plumbing the depths of the crossovers section, because that be a deep well ‘o weirdness right there. And what source materials are being crossed? Why, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Aliens franchise!

I know, it sounds a little weird – but it’s also surprisingly popular judging by the amount of fanart out there.

And honestly, some of it’s very well done.

The summary doesn’t really offer a lot of information regarding what the fic is actually about;

the newest breakthrough in pony technology is here, Shell, the cybernetic pony(basically a terminator pony) has his first assignment when an odd organism threatens equestria.

Oh, and apparently there’s a little bit of Terminator tossed into the mix. And not a lot in the way of capitalization.

On to the fic!

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1631: Merry Christmas Daniel & Tragic Christmas Story – Oneshots

 

— WARNING—

— CONTAINS INAPPROPRIATENESS —

 

Generic winter solstice greetings, Patrons!

I hope you are enjoying whatever holiday you may or may not celebrate. Since I’ve finished up with my last fic, I thought I’d follow my pattern from last year and go looking for a holiday-themed oneshots. And, lucky for you, I found quite a few! These two from the Danny Phantom series are both super-short, so today’s a two-fer post!

“WOO-HOO! Double trouble!”

:sigh: Also, Syl is back. And I’m pretty sure she’s drunk.

“Well, your bathtub is full of eggnog and I don’t want it to go to waste.” :sips from giant novelty mug shaped like a reindeer:

What?!?

“You’re welcome!”

:deep, long-suffering sigh: Great.

Just a quick re-cap of the premise for the source materials, since I’ve covered fics from this section before I’m not going to go too in-depth. The animated show follows the adventures of Danny Fenton, who (thanks to a malfunction in one of his parents’ ghost-catching gadgets) can transform into a ghost form called Danny Phantom. Hijinks ensue.

“Sexy hijinks?”

Depends on the fanfic.

A word of warning; while both of these fics are technically Christmas-themed, they are not light and frothy drabbles. Prepare yourself for extremely serious subject matter.

:Syl reaches across the desk and places a festively blinking Santa hat on Ghostie’s head:

…Thanks, that really sets the tone that I was going for.

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1557: Teen titians: The weirdest foe – Chapter 4

Title: Teen titians: The weirdest foe
Author: Yami Joeys Dog
Media: TV
Topic: Teen Titans
Genre: “Humor”
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

—WARNING—

—FIC CONTAINS EXPOSED LADY-BITS—

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to everyone’s favorite part of a fic – the last chapter!

And there shall be much rejoicing – after I get through this chapter. I had some whiskey barrels brought up from my secret stash, but they seem to have mysteriously gone missing right after I locked down the Riffing Chamber. I’ll have to wait until the chapter’s over to find out where they went, but I have a pretty good idea where to start.

What happened last time? KimBulky made a very brief appearance and managed to trigger the release of  both Starfire and Raven’s bladders, causing them to abandon their team mid-fight. Instead of outright killing the other Titans and making things easier for her, KimBulky indulged in some light taunting before flitting off to whatever part of the Formless Void she calls home. Their secret exposed to their teammates, the girls undergo some bullshit tests in Robin’s forensics lab that yield no results. Robin then produces a supply of diapers and proceeds to diaper both girls before forcing them to go out into the tower’s main lounge wearing nothing but their skimpy nightclothes and the diapers as punishment for not telling anyone about their sudden and mysterious incontinence.

Condensing it down into one paragraph just serves to highlight how whack-ass the premise of this fic really is.

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1549: Teen titians: The weirdest foe – Chapter 3

Title: Teen titians: The weirdest foe
Author: Yami Joeys Dog
Media: TV
Topic: Teen Titans
Genre: “Humor”
URL: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

Standard greetings, Patrons!

I’m back with another chapter of what I’m foolishly hoping doesn’t turn out to be some sort of strangely specific fetish-fic – but it probably is because that’s the way my luck usually runs.

:sigh:

Last chapter there was much incontinence and teenagers acting like toddlers – because Humor!, I guess – and that was about it. It would be lovely if this chapter offered us more than literal toilet humor, but I’m not expecting much.

 Warning: The following story is written by me, so I think that should be warning enough. Starfire: Actually I think you need to add some other stuff to that. Raven: Unless you wish to get sued for everything you own. Gary: What? My play station and my comic books? Oh and about 10 bucks on a good day?

This feels oddly familiar.

Beast boy: *sigh* Guess I’ll do the disclaimer.. Gary does not own Teen Titians, and frankly, that’s a good thing for us. Robin: This is just a fan fiction so nobody please sue him. Cyborg: Now Gary, back to that idea about me being king of the world. Rest of the titians: O_O Gary: How many time do I have to tell you, I’m not writing that! Any way, onto the story!

Wait just a damned second … :checks previous riffs: This is the intro for the first chapter!

:scrolls through fic:

This chapter begins with the text of the first two chapters!

:headdesk:

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1541: Teen titians: The weirdest foe – Chapter 2

 

Title: Teen titians: The weirdest foe
Author: Yami Joeys Dog
Media: TV
Topic: Teen Titans
Genre: Humor
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

—WARNING—

—FIC CONTAINS GRAPHIC (AND JUVENILE) DEPICTION OF BODILY FLUIDS—

 

 

 

Hello and welcome back, dear Patrons!

I’m here with the second chapter of this allegedly “humorous” fic. In the first chapter the audience was introduced to Kimberly, a seventeen year old girl who spent four months in Slade’s Tube of Science in order to enact an unspecified revenge plot on the Titans. As soon as she was uncorked and acquired a suitably vast wardrobe that she stores in a watch (because Fuck you, physics!) she walked right up to the Titans Tower’s front door and rang the doorbell. Starfire, who has been transformed into a vacuous bubblehead, believed Kimberly’s vague story about being a newspaper reporter who wanted to interview her, so she let Kimberly into her bedroom and the two gossiped for several hours. By a crazy random happenstance it was Starfire’s turn to make dinner and Kimberly offered to help, giving her an opportunity to doctor Raven’s food with an unknown chemical. After this very long chain of random events that Kimberly would have had to have been able to predict flawlessly in order for her plan to succeed, she left to practice her evil laughter  and decide on a super-villain name. Or something like that, nobody really cares.

Logically this chapter would deal with the effects, if any, that the unknown substance has on Raven’s hybrid physiology – but it’s equally possible that the Titans will decide to have a skee-ball competition instead.

Let’s find out!

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1533: Teen titians: The weirdest foe – Chapter 1

Title: Teen titians: The weirdest foe
Author: Yami Joeys Dog
Media: TV
Topic: Teen Titans
Genre: Humor
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, dearest Patrons!

I’m continuing to dig through the fics lingering at the bottom of my pile-o-fail; this one comes to us courtesy of the Teen Titans section of ff.net. There have been numerous versions of the Titans, both in the comics and out, but this one was located in the section for the animated series (the original and not Teen Titans Go!, which I choose to pretend doesn’t exist) so I will restrict any canon nit-picking to that particular source material. It’s also listed as a Humor fic, which is not something we have a very good track record with here at the Library and it doesn’t look like this fic is going to break that streak.

Let me show you the summary, such as it is;

When jinxs sister comes after the titians, she wants to make them cry before she kills them.

Because torture and murder are absolutely hilarious! Also, the author seems to be under the impression that the group is named after a 16th century Venetian painter and not the god-like beings of Greco-Roman mythology.

 Warning: The following story is written by me, so I think that should be warning enough.

Oh, that’s a good sign.

Starfire: Actually I think you need to add some other stuff to that. Raven: Unless you wish to get sued for everything you own.

:headdesk:

So when you say “warning” you really mean “disclaimer” and you’re going to write one even after you claim you don’t need to write one. In a chatty dialogue with the characters written in script format.

If I wasn’t already nursing a hangover from Wednesday’s “Invent A Shot Night” in the commissary, this would drive me to drink.

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