2701: Let’s Play – CrappyPasta
Posted: October 29, 2020 Filed under: Creepypasta, Let's Play | Tags: Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Legend of Zelda, Video Game, Zeus Killer Productions 5 CommentsTitle: Let’s Play!
Author: “Seth”
Media: Copypasta, Video Games
Topic: Legend of Zelda
Genre: Exploitation Fic
URL: https://lolpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Let%27s_Play!
Critiqued by Zeus Killer and Lieutenant Nimitz
NSFW WARNING
ZOMG THIS PAGE NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SCHOOL!
GO BACK NOW!!!!!! OR ELSE YOU’LL HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!1
-Actual warning from the LOLpasta site itself.
Seriously though, this pasta contains Celebrain-esk rape. It’s also severely stupid, even by Creepypasta standards. If you feel at all uncomfortable about this topic, this is definitely a riff to skip.
Zeus: Hello, and welcome back. And allow me to make an announcement-after two years of searching, I finally found LetsPlay.exe! Considering I’ve been waiting to riff this pasta since I joined, but couldn’t find it, let’s get this party started.
Nimitz:…you sent Sally away?
Zeus: Trust me, she would not like where this goes.
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Posted: October 27, 2020 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Crappy Pasta, Creepypasta, Creepypasta Pain, I Was A Library Experimentation, Library of the Damned | Tags: Awesome!, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Good, Good Versions of Bad Fanfics, Jeff Clone, Not Terrible, Possibly Awesome?, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, The Internet, Tryhard with a Vengeance, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 56 CommentsTitle: Creepypasta Pain
Author: I don’t know. Spooky.
Media: IRL
Topic: Some sort of cryptid or Eyeless Jack type creature or maybe a Jeff clone or something.
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Rebranded Trollpasta Wiki rehost
Title: I Was a Library Experimentation
Author: kittywenham
Media: Other Creepypasta
Topic: r/nosleep
Genre: Trollpasta
URL: Different rebranded Trollpasta Wiki rehost
Critiqued by: Admiralsakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon
Hello hello all you patrons! Try not to wake your brother Anthony and smash any suspicious tapes you may encounter, because it’s the final Spooptacular post of the season once again!
“Hit it!”
Now, are you ready for some… Creepypasta PAIN?!
“…
Isn’t that just what we do every week anyway, though?”
Well, yeah, but this one is actually called “Creepypasta Pain”, and is a single giant textwall, and is written in a style eerily reminiscent of legolas by laura.
“…
…
…
Glub.”
2694: Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap” — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 20, 2020 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Crappy Pasta, Creepypasta, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X Episode 80 "Revenge of the jungle trap", Video Game | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Anime, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 26 CommentsTitle: Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap”
Author: ???
Media: Animation
Topic: Sonic X
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Rebranded Trollpasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by: Admiralsakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon
Hello hello all you patrons! Carefully choose your Skittle colors and avoid the soda known as “Uncle Al’s Pop”, because it’s that time again.
Today, we’ve got Yet Another God Damn Lost Episode Pasta, because the flood of terrible new shit constantly appearing on the Creepypasta Wiki has done absolutely nothing to prevent people from writing still more of the old shit too! Case in point, Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap”.
“*looks at the title*
Pfffffffffffffffffffff!”
2689: Skittles and Avoid the Soda Known as “Uncle Al’s Pop” — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 13, 2020 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Avoid the Soda Known as "Uncle Al's Pop", Crappy Pasta, Creepypasta, Skittles, Skittles | Tags: Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, History, Horror, Oh god why why why why, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Tryhard with a Vengeance, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 80 CommentsTitle: Skittles
Author: Lonely Violet
Media: IRL
Topic: Fucking Candy
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Skittles
Title: Avoid the Soda Known as “Uncle Al’s Pop”
Author: C. Ongred-West
Media: IRL
Topic: Fucking Soda
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Avoid the Soda Known as “Uncle Al’s Pop”
Critiqued by: Admiralsakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon
Hello hello all you patrons! Ready your grappling guns and prepare a comprehensive intelligence report on the thickness of various jungle flora, because it’s that time of year again!
2686: The Other Internet – CrappyPasta
Posted: October 8, 2020 Filed under: Crappy Pasta, The Other Internet | Tags: Crappypasta Spooptacular, Creepypasta, Zeus Killer Productions 19 CommentsTitle: The Other Internet
Author: JohnnyBoy33
Media: Copypasta
Topic: The Other Internet
Genre: Stupid Pasta
URL: https://crst.fandom.com/wiki/The_Other_Internet_Saga
Critiqued by Zeus Killer, Lieutenant Nimitz, and Sally
Warning: The Creepypasta in question makes remarks involving political parties that are offensive to some, and as such, viewer discretion is advised.
Zeus: Soo, creepy decorations? Fog machine activating? Sally and Nimitz are helping in the riffs now?
Nimitz: Hello.
Zeus: You know what time it is-SPOOKTOBER everybody.
Welcome back to the spoopiest time of the year, where crappy scary stories get dunked on, and edgy tween fanfiction is riffed, all to the tune of a spooky jaunt.
Now one of the classics is The Other Network, a classicpasta about a network only accessible via Ethernet in an abandoned observatory, leading to a search engine called “Patriotsearch.net.”
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