Author: Christine Weston Chandler, aka. Christopher Weston Chandler, aka. Christian Weston Chandler, aka. Chris-Chan
Topic: Sonic The Hedgehog / Pokemon / IRL / Yu-Gi-Oh
Genre: “Parody”, apparently.
URL: Issue 2 Template Box
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to the wonderful world of Sonichu.
Last time actually a whole lot of plot-relevant shit went down. Chris and Sonichu discovered an ancient ruin (left behind by the Cherokees, of all people!) which contained magical pedestals capable of empowering Chris’s medallion to be able to turn him into Chris-Chan Sonichu and also giving him an expositional vision from the ancient Cherokee “king” he is apparently a reincarnation of.
By some weird coincidence Sarah, the girl Chris has a one-sided boner for, and Wes, the dude Chris has a one-sided hateboner for due to his having briefly dated Sarah when they were all in high school, are also reincarnations of ancient Amerindian (or in the case of Wes and his ‘Wasabi Clan’ heritage, possibly Japanese) leaders, and they too have hedgehog powers. They’re all prophecized to band together to defeat some kind of Ancient Evil that got released when Sonichu found the cave, but Wes is more interested in acquiring the Cherokian Crown, an artifact which Chris apparently briefly possessed and which has THE POWAH TO RULE THE WOOOOOORLD!!!!
He beat the tar out of Chris while the both of them were in hedgehog form and managed to swipe the Crown, but then Sarah showed up and nailed him to a tree with a lightning arrow.
Typo Cunter: 40
Title: Mass Effect: United Species Aliance [sic]
Author: Delfim the Black Kitsune
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect (and Sonic the Hedgehog and Star Trek???)
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Specialist Adrian Sevarra
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Mass Effect: United Species Aliance, the only Mass Effect Gary Stumanity ‘fic to be almost completely upstaged by the primary Stu’s pet varren.
Last time, Shepard and Delfim had a chat to deduce the blindingly obvious fact that having just been involved in a well-planned ambush by an organized and well-equipped force might indicate that somebody wishes the USA harm. Then Delfim and his harem-component XO had a conversation about underwear for no reason, and they got assigned to clear out a klixen nest on Tuchanka as a field test for their new MAKO. Normally I’d be flagging this as another excuse to be all “look at my tech, my tech is amaaaaazing!’ in our faces, but the previous Stu-masterbating scenes have all been so perfunctory in this thing that I suppose it’s really anybody’s guess.
In a dark, neglected broom closet, deep in the battle-scarred halls of RIFFCON, an irradiated corpse stirs to life. With a flash of green fire, its bullet-riddled carapace is replaced with a familiar utilitarian jumpsuit. Wordlessly, the janitor shuffles along, pushing his cleaning cart towards central command.
Spying a vacant terminal, he takes a seat an-
Morning y’all, I’m Serketry, and it’ll take more than Cpt. Argovigian’s shotgauntlet to the cranial plates to put me down. This place needs a good scrubbing… as does the orphanage. Let’s see…
Still Doll, by TwilightsChild. Looks like it’s from January 2015, a few months prior to the Season 5 premier… Oh! What have we here?
What’s that I don’t see? Could it be? No
romance clop Ikea furniture assembly?!? But, oof, crossover. Hope it’s noth-
After was crowned ‘Princess of Friendship’, Twilight continues to balance her role, her friends, and something missing in her head. She had a vision about a black hedgehog named Shadow, who was awaited with her arrival, and was also having a certain feeling that Twilight will never return to her dimension.
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2178: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse, Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned, and Cthulhu Cultus — Crappy PastaPosted: October 30, 2018
Title: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse
Author: The Blue Moon’s Shadow
Topic: Slenderman / Jeff the Killer / A Whole Bunch Of Other Random Pastas
URL: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse
Title: Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned
Author: A babbling nincompoop
Media: Creepypasta / Video Games
Topic: Sonic.exe / Ben Drowned / Mario
URL: Dramatic Reading and Giant Wad Of Deleted Pages Including The Pasta
Lina: You’re joking, right? We’re still doing this?
Yeah, I know. Life got a little sticky and I haven’t had the chance to find anything else to work on. Hell, I’ve had a hard enough time getting guest riffs scheduled, as I’m sure everyone has noticed.
Lina: Yeah, you did sort of fuck that all up, didn’t you.
I’d be mad at you for that, but it’s true. Anyway, the last time we met-
Lina: Eons ago.
-Tails and Cream had a study session that ended without sexy-times.
Lina: Thank God.
Did anything else happen? I honestly can’t remember.
Lina: I honestly don’t think it matters.
Let’s just get to the next chapter, then.