2694: Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap” — Crappy Pasta
Posted: October 20, 2020 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Crappy Pasta, Creepypasta, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X Episode 80 "Revenge of the jungle trap", Video Game | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Anime, Crappypasta Spooptacular, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 26 CommentsTitle: Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap”
Author: ???
Media: Animation
Topic: Sonic X
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Rebranded Trollpasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by: Admiralsakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon
Hello hello all you patrons! Carefully choose your Skittle colors and avoid the soda known as “Uncle Al’s Pop”, because it’s that time again.
Today, we’ve got Yet Another God Damn Lost Episode Pasta, because the flood of terrible new shit constantly appearing on the Creepypasta Wiki has done absolutely nothing to prevent people from writing still more of the old shit too! Case in point, Sonic X Episode 80 “Revenge of the jungle trap”.
“*looks at the title*
Pfffffffffffffffffffff!”
2353: Sonichu — Issue 2, Episode 9 and Sub-Episode 3
Posted: June 11, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Fancomic, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonichu, Video Game | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Comic, Cross-Over, Extreme Plot Regurgitation, Legendary Badfic, Oh Dear God My Eyes!, Oh god why why why why, Parody, Pokemon, Real Life, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN, What The F*** Is Wrong With This Person? 7 CommentsTitle: Sonichu
Author: Christine Weston Chandler, aka. Christopher Weston Chandler, aka. Christian Weston Chandler, aka. Chris-Chan
Media: Webcomic
Topic: Sonic The Hedgehog / Pokemon / IRL / Yu-Gi-Oh
Genre: “Parody”, apparently.
URL: Issue 2 Template Box
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to the wonderful world of Sonichu.
Last time actually a whole lot of plot-relevant shit went down. Chris and Sonichu discovered an ancient ruin (left behind by the Cherokees, of all people!) which contained magical pedestals capable of empowering Chris’s medallion to be able to turn him into Chris-Chan Sonichu and also giving him an expositional vision from the ancient Cherokee “king” he is apparently a reincarnation of.
By some weird coincidence Sarah, the girl Chris has a one-sided boner for, and Wes, the dude Chris has a one-sided hateboner for due to his having briefly dated Sarah when they were all in high school, are also reincarnations of ancient Amerindian (or in the case of Wes and his ‘Wasabi Clan’ heritage, possibly Japanese) leaders, and they too have hedgehog powers. They’re all prophecized to band together to defeat some kind of Ancient Evil that got released when Sonichu found the cave, but Wes is more interested in acquiring the Cherokian Crown, an artifact which Chris apparently briefly possessed and which has THE POWAH TO RULE THE WOOOOOORLD!!!!
He beat the tar out of Chris while the both of them were in hedgehog form and managed to swipe the Crown, but then Sarah showed up and nailed him to a tree with a lightning arrow.
Typo Cunter: 40
2314: Varren-Chasing Simulator: Unwanted Sychological Advisement — Chapter 4 Part 2
Posted: April 23, 2019 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Mass Effect, Mass Effect: United Species Aliance, Video Game | Tags: AdmiralSakai, Boring, Crime, Educational, Gary Stumanity, Mass Effect, Pretentious as Fuck, Romance, Sci-Fi, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Trek, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 33 CommentsTitle: Mass Effect: United Species Aliance [sic]
Author: Delfim the Black Kitsune
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect (and Sonic the Hedgehog and Star Trek???)
Genre: Sci-fi/Romance
URL: Chapter 4
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Specialist Adrian Sevarra
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Mass Effect: United Species Aliance, the only Mass Effect Gary Stumanity ‘fic to be almost completely upstaged by the primary Stu’s pet varren.
Last time, Shepard and Delfim had a chat to deduce the blindingly obvious fact that having just been involved in a well-planned ambush by an organized and well-equipped force might indicate that somebody wishes the USA harm. Then Delfim and his harem-component XO had a conversation about underwear for no reason, and they got assigned to clear out a klixen nest on Tuchanka as a field test for their new MAKO. Normally I’d be flagging this as another excuse to be all “look at my tech, my tech is amaaaaazing!’ in our faces, but the previous Stu-masterbating scenes have all been so perfunctory in this thing that I suppose it’s really anybody’s guess.
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