2288: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 46-54

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Forty-SixForty-SevenForty-EightForty-NineFiftyFifty-OneFifty-TwoFifty-Three, and Fifty-Four
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everybody, and welcome back to Harry Potter and the North Korean Propaganda Machine. My name is Herr Wozzeck, and I’m here with yet another installment of “OH DEAR GOD WHY!?”

Because really, what else can you say to this? The level that someone wants to go with their edgy brand of “humor” is really kind of shocking, you know what I’m saying? And for me, I don’t understand just what the hell this person was thinking.

Which means we’re gonna dive in deeper! Hang on to your hats, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going in!

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2277: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 38-45

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Thirty-EightThirty-NineFortyForty-OneForty-TwoForty-ThreeForty-Four, and Forty-Five
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

*looks up*

Oh thank God, Borba isn’t about to interrupt our intro this time. Oh yeah, and there’s no sex disclaimers this time! Things are already looking up for us!

Well, guys, the month of I Will Survive is officially over. And that means, we’ve gotta get back into Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. I dunno about you, but I think this is the break we desperately needed from this fic, because my God, I don’t think I could’ve made it to the 1/3rd point of this fic otherwise.

Yeah, I’m finding something to alternate with this fic. In the meantime, let’s get right back into this fic!

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2239: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist – Chapters 21-27

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters Twenty-OneTwenty-twoTwenty-ThreeTwenty-FourTwenty-FiveTwenty-Six, and Twenty-Seven
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello everybody, and welcome back for some more Harry Potter and the Bolshevyk Revolution. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and today, I guess it’s time for more adventures in “communism”.

*sigh*

More than anything, I just know that the quest against McGonagall is just not gonna end well for anybody. I mean, when it misunderstands what “cultural appropriation” is supposed to be, accuses her of doing it when it’s not what she’s doing at all, and then centers a whole plot thread around it… Good Lord, ladies and gents, I don’t even have the words.

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2227: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist: Chapters 6 – 12

Title: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist
Author: HardcoreCommie
Media: Book/Film
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy/Parody
URL: Chapters SixSevenEightNineTenEleven, and Twelve
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Library of the Damned. And this time, well…

*puts on the hardhat*

Why, oh why, did this trollfic have to go into Communism? I just…

*headdesk*

Let’s just get started. I’m expecting this to go way more horribly wrong very soon, and dear Christ, the number of chapters! So the sooner we’re done with this, the better.

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2178: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse, Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned, and Cthulhu Cultus — Crappy Pasta

Title: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse
Author: The Blue Moon’s Shadow
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Slenderman / Jeff the Killer / A Whole Bunch Of Other Random Pastas
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Poems of Creepypasta and Slenderverse

Title: Son Is.exe Vs Ben Drowned
Author: A babbling nincompoop
Media: Creepypasta / Video Games
Topic: Sonic.exe / Ben Drowned / Mario
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Dramatic Reading and Giant Wad Of Deleted Pages Including The Pasta

Title: Cthulhu Cultus
Author: PayZKick01
Media: Books
Topic: H. P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Cthulhu Cultus

Hello hello all you patrons! Remember to return the slab and make sure you avoid getting hypnotized by English bishops, because it’s that time again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdGNJ1t5go
“You know what? It’s kinda sad. We’ve got pretty much the whole Spooptacular behind us now, and we have not seen one hyper-realistic hair of any of our old favorites- no Eyeless Jack, no Slenderman, no Demonic the Hedgehog, not even one measly little ol’ Jeff clone!”
You know what? You’re absolutely right. It’s been neat going through the ‘theory’ pastas and the ‘experiment’ pastas and whatever the fuck The God Theory was supposed to be, but when I think of creepypastas I think of possessed video games and pasty-faced supernatural entities in oddly contemporary attire. A lot of that got relocated to the Trollpasta Wiki when Creepypasta did its big ‘quality’ purge, and then when the Trollpasta Wiki got shut down two months ago due to Wikia’s admins being a bunch of humorless clickbat-mongers we actually lost huge amounts of it in favor of the bland, directionless drivel like Binary DNA and Arachnophobia that seems to currently be in vogue back on the main sites.
Fortunately, however, there is still fanfiction of the classic creepypasta. Including poetry. ~880 words of poetry.
“Yay.”

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1947: Blue Moon – One Shot

Title: Blue Moon
Author: SivanShemesh
Media: Books/Cartoon
Topic: Lord of the Rings/The Smurfs
Genre: Angst and Humor
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie and Queenie

Queenie: “Australian, not Scottish.”

Shut up.

Queenie: “That’s why Jack calls him a kangaroo at one point.”

I will physically fight you.

Welcome back to Angie Pays for Her Sins. This time, I’m reviewing a Lord in the Rings fanfiction to repay for Brego’s Mistress.

Queenie: I went through the tiresome labor of searching for a fanfiction, and I stumbled upon a crossover between some Earth cartoon called The Smurfs. The title is also the name of a beer brand. So…that’s fun.

This fic is called Coors Light.

Queenie: That’s…nope. That’s incorrect. The fic is called Blue Moon. Let’s begin.

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1786: Brego’s Mistress – Chapter Six

Title: Brego’s Mistress
Author: hannah.jpg
Media: Books
Topic: Lord of the Rings
Genre: Drama and Romance
URL: Chapter Six
Critiqued by Angie

*mumbling* Something something Brego’s Mistress something something Léofe something something. Let’s read.

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