2607: Predators and Prey – Chapters 7 and 8

Title: Predators and Prey
Author: CablesAndCrack (Apparently with some collaboration with someone named CMR Rosa)
Media: Comic Book
Topic: Birds of Prey
Genre: Drama / “Romance”
URL: Chapters 7 and 8
Critiqued by BatJamags

WARNING: The fic has rape scenes. It’s bad. While the over-the-top gross-out factor is lower due to excessive summarization, the plot itself is not entirely dissimilar to Celebrian.

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with the thrilling conclusion of our adventure through the mind of a very disturbed author.

Last time… Hell, it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters anymore. Basically, sex happened, none of it consensual.

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2602: Predators and Prey: Chapters 4, 5, and 6

Title: Predators and Prey
Author: CablesAndCrack (Apparently with some collaboration with someone named CMR Rosa)
Media: Comic Book
Topic: Birds of Prey
Genre: Drama / “Romance”
URL: Chapters 4, 5, and 6
Critiqued by BatJamags

WARNING: The fic has rape scenes. It’s bad. While the over-the-top gross-out factor is lower due to excessive summarization, the plot itself is not entirely dissimilar to Celebrian.

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and I’m back with another chapter of hell. Last time, the author daybooked his way through the horrible tortures Killer Shark was inflicting on his “villainous” victims, and then the brainwashed sex dolls who used to be strong, badass characters captured Gypsy, so she could be subjected to further indignities and join their ranks.

I want to kill something.

Normally, I like to get a little ways into the riff and reach some witty comment or joke before I add the “Read More” cutoff tag, but we get right into the gross stuff, and I’m not giving anything in this fic the dignity of appearing on our front page.

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2597: Predators and Prey – Chapters 2 and 3

Title: Predators and Prey
Author: CablesAndCrack (Apparently with some collaboration with someone named CMR Rosa)
Media: Comic Book
Topic: Birds of Prey
Genre: Drama / “Romance”
URL: Chapters 2 and 3
Critiqued by BatJamags

WARNING: The fic has rape scenes. It’s bad. While the over-the-top gross-out factor is lower due to excessive summarization, the plot itself is not entirely dissimilar to Celebrian.

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags, and oh dear god it’s this thing. Send help.

Uh, I mean, welcome back to our thrilling riff of Predators and Prey! Last time, terrible things happened, and also the author didn’t understand continuity. Huntress, Lady Blackhawk, and five random villains are under Killer Shark’s brainwashing serum, which would be a reasonable plot if it weren’t being used to write shitty porn. Anyway, Oracle went out on a field mission for some reason, teamed up with the “extended roster,” which consisted primarily of people who have never been on the team at any point. They got beaten up by the brainwashed squad even though they totally should’ve won that fight and then they went and hid in a cave.

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2592: Predators and Prey – Chapter 1

Title: Predators and Prey
Author: CablesAndCrack (Apparently with some collaboration with someone named CMR Rosa)
Media: Comic Book
Topic: Birds of Prey (The comic, which has essentially nothing to do with the movie)
Genre: Drama / Romance
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by BatJamags

WARNING: This fic is disgusting, disturbing, discomforting, and a bunch of other words that begin with “dis.” But if you want to see me turn into a gushing fanboy about the source material, you should at least get some value out of the infodump.

Birds of Prey is quite possibly the best goddamn series DC has ever published and everyone should read every last issue of it.

Got your attention?

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2462: One Night on Halloween – Chapter 1 – Oneshot

Title: One Night on Halloween
Author: Kecleon352
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: Drama
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to another Spooktober oneshot!

This one does not contain Slendpai, and isn’t even listed as Horror but does draw on a horror game as its source material so I’m considering that a win. In a manner of speaking, of course. And it was apparently written by a Pokemon, so there’s that.

Here’s the summary, such as it is.

 On Halloween night, the Marionette decided to take a trip to see a friend of his. The only one that can help him with his current situation. However, would Kec ever agree to do something that could very well cost him his life? (Tie-in to “Five Nights of Truth or Dare at Freddy’s.”)

I’m going to assume that this Kec is going to be a blatant author insert character. This fic is also apparently associated with another fic by the same author; I skimmed through some of it and it’s basically what it says on the tin. The animatronics play Truth or Dare with questions and dares that have been submitted by the fic’s readers. It’s about what you would expect from that premise, and seems to have been abandoned a few years ago. I assume because the author stopped getting ‘suggestions’ to substitute for plot.

Now, on to the fic!

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