Title: Battlestar Highschoolia
Author: Lord Drash
Media: TV show
Topic: Battlestar Galactica
Critiqued By: Crazy Minh
Hello everyone, and welcome to a special interlude! Yes, last time I did make out that my next riff would be the third part of the XSGCOM: Mirror Image riff; but then I found this, and everything changed…wow, that was REALLY overdramatic.
Anyway, there hasn’t been a ‘Battlestar Galactica’ riff before (well, unless you count fanart), so let’s add some frakking background! Battlestar Galactica is a 1978 TV…woah, hang on!
*scribbles out background we don’t need*
Sorry, I was about to go on about the ORIGINAL Battlestar Galactica; which was 10% cheesy 70’s style; and 90% trying to ride off the success of Star Wars. Anyway, that show was successful enough to garner a significant fanbase. Unfortunately, it didn’t get a revival till one fan, the brilliant Ronald D. Moore (the guy behind some of the best episodes of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’, as well as a writer who’s worked on a wide range of sci-fi franchises), decided to reincarnate the show in the early 2000’s. And thus, we were given the 2004-05 TV show, Battlestar Galactica.
Author: Christine Weston Chandler, aka. Christopher Weston Chandler, aka. Christian Weston Chandler, aka. Chris-Chan
Topic: Sonic The Hedgehog / Pokemon / IRL / Yu-Gi-Oh
Genre: “Parody”, apparently.
URL: Issue 2 Template Box
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to the wonderful world of Sonichu.
Last time actually a whole lot of plot-relevant shit went down. Chris and Sonichu discovered an ancient ruin (left behind by the Cherokees, of all people!) which contained magical pedestals capable of empowering Chris’s medallion to be able to turn him into Chris-Chan Sonichu and also giving him an expositional vision from the ancient Cherokee “king” he is apparently a reincarnation of.
By some weird coincidence Sarah, the girl Chris has a one-sided boner for, and Wes, the dude Chris has a one-sided hateboner for due to his having briefly dated Sarah when they were all in high school, are also reincarnations of ancient Amerindian (or in the case of Wes and his ‘Wasabi Clan’ heritage, possibly Japanese) leaders, and they too have hedgehog powers. They’re all prophecized to band together to defeat some kind of Ancient Evil that got released when Sonichu found the cave, but Wes is more interested in acquiring the Cherokian Crown, an artifact which Chris apparently briefly possessed and which has THE POWAH TO RULE THE WOOOOOORLD!!!!
He beat the tar out of Chris while the both of them were in hedgehog form and managed to swipe the Crown, but then Sarah showed up and nailed him to a tree with a lightning arrow.
Typo Cunter: 40