2402: Talk Show of Pudding episode 6

Title:Talk Show of Pudding episode 6
Author: memyselfisesshy93 and Ghastlyme4
Media: Kitchen Sink / Anime
Topic: Kitchen Sink / Naruto
Genre: “Humor”/Parody
URL: Talk Show of Pudding episode 6
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Hello, patrons, it’s Wednesday again so it’s time for Pudding!

No, not the delicious kind, I mean the soul crushing kind.  However, I think I heard Gumdrop yodeling from the kitchen on my way in today, so we might get both.

Anyway, let’s just plorp our way into this one!

Announcer: Welcome species from Earth and Wisconsin!

Greetings back from Wisconsin, Announcer, we will send you our customary gift basket of fresh bratwurst, cheese, and local craft beers.

G4: HAHA! I KNEW IT! I knew people from Wisconsin were alien hybrid, but you people didn’t believe me! Not even Dave!

Rude.  I know somebody who will be getting a face-hugger in their gift basket.

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2383: Talk Show of Pudding episode 2

Title:Talk Show of Pudding episode 2
Author: memyselfisesshy93 and Ghastlyme4
Media: Kitchen Sink / Anime
Topic: Kitchen Sink / Naruto
Genre: “Humor”/Parody
URL: Talk Show of Pudding episode 2
Critiqued by TacoMagic

It’s Wednesday so you know what that means, patrons!  Pudding time!

I’m so, so sorry.

But not sorry enough to not subject you to this.

Now, since there’s no continuity between episodes to speak of, we can just jump right into episode two without worrying about any kind of recap.  We’ll also skip the summary this week as all it says is, “This ep 2, Gaara is in,” but with more words.

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2086: Betrayal – Somewhere Around Chapter Eleven and/or Twelve? Fuck It, Let’s Just Finish This

Title: Betrayal
Author: Darksakudragon
Media: Anime
Topic: Naruto
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: Chapter- Oh, fuck it.  I give up on what chapter we’re on.
Critiqued by Lyle

Hey, howdy, hi, my lovelies!

It’s been a while since we gathered together for this fic so I’ll do a recap and then we will dive right in.

Last time, we had an author’s note that tried to excuse the author’s weird-ass mid-chapter author’s notes.  Then we had a chapter where Sakura threw a tantrum because someone in the Akatsuki stole her diary.  Yup.

Shall we?

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2032 Betrayal – Chapter Eight (Which Is Chapter Nine, But Isn’t Even a Chapter) and Chapter Nine (Which Is Really Chapter Eight But Is Listed as Chapter Ten)

Title: Betrayal
Author: Darksakudragon
Media: Anime
Topic: Naruto
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: Chapter Eight?
Critiqued by Lyle

*walks into the riffing chamber carrying an extra large coffee in each hand*

Good morning, lovelies!

*sits down at her desk and takes a sip from each drink*

Lina has bribed me to keep her out of today’s riff after what I did to her last week.  I am okay with this.

*takes another drink of her coffees before setting them both down on the desk and rubbing her hands together*

I have a treat and a half for you guys today.  We’re going to get through more than one chapter of this rhinoceros excrement!  Hold your collective groans for after the riff, please.  Let’s recap, then get to it.

Last time on “Betrayal,” Sakura and Shikamaru joined the Akatsuki because why the fuck not?

Onward!

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1990: Betrayal – Chapter Seven

Title: Betrayal
Author: Darksakudragon
Media: Anime
Topic: Naruto
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: Chapter Seven
Critiqued by Lyle

Morning, lovelies!

What do you mean, “who the hell are you?”  I haven’t been gone that long, have I?  I mean, really.  How many other owls do you see around here?

Large Warship: Hoo!

Shush, you.  *scritches L.W. behind the wings*

Perhaps today’s riff will jog some memories.  Or cause some aneurysms.

Welcome back to the next chapter of “Betrayal,” a fic where logic is made up, and the plot doesn’t matter.  Last time on this monstrosity of wutness, Sakura ran into Shikamaru and he joined her posse.  That’s… it.  That’s all that happened last chapter.

Onward!

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