2681: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised – Day (Chapter) Twelve
Posted: September 30, 2020 Filed under: Star Wars, Two Sith Lords and an Elf | Tags: Adventure, Book, Fantasy, Kitchen Sink, Lord of the Rings, Movie, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Star Wars, TacoMagic 9 CommentsTitle: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised
Author: Master Darth Warious – Lady of Chaos
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Star Wars
Genre: Adventure / Fantasy / Hot Mess
URL: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Happy last day of September, patrons! And also welcome to the last installment of this riff… for a while. Unfortunately my timing was a bit off to finish all of TSL&Er2 before October, so we’ll be seeing the conclusion in November.
Anywho, last time we saw the conclusion of the Matrix portion of this kitchen-sink fire. Which, excitingly, consisted of two chapters of Haldir wangsting character building wangsting. And then, for reasons, Mr. Smith just sends them home anyway. The reasons are probably along the lines of realizing these two would do more damage if set loose in the world rather than trapped in the Matrix or dead.
Let’s see which canon Wario’s pulled in this week! I’m still hoping for nineteenth-century France.
This chapter is dedicated to Éowyn Skywalker; who has been patently waiting for this chapter.
Well shit, that doesn’t bode well at all.
Day 12
Darth Warious opened her eyes; Haldir was lying next to her. Warious reached out with her senses and…”Yes! I can feel the Force again!” She bounced out of bed and turned to Haldir. “See? They didn’t kill us, and now wesa back!”
I hate this character so much. I’m not sure there have been ones I hated more.
*Thinks a bit*
Okay, well, there have been quite a few. Buster, Sorin, everyone from the zombie chronicels series, Haldir from this one, the unremarkable dudebro from Eighth Spirit whose name I forget on purpose, and others. Still, I’m not sure any of them were as annoying as Suerio.
2680: Mass Murder Effect: The First War Crime (Was Committed by the Protagonists) — Chapter 18 Part 3
Posted: September 29, 2020 Filed under: Admiral Sakai, Mass Effect, Mass Effect: The First War, Video Game | Tags: Adventure, Boring, Gary Stumanity, Old Shames, Sci-Fi, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Tryhard with a Vengeance, Video Game 25 CommentsTitle: Mass Effect: The First War
Author: ProfFartBurger
Media: Video Game
Topic: Mass Effect
Genre: Adventure/Sci-Fi
URL: Chapter 18
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai
Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Mass Effect: The First War.
Last time, negotiations between the Systems Alliance and the Citadel Council began in earnest, which basically amounted to Grand Moff Whyney speechifying a bunch and then the other Councilors agreeing to all of his concessions with only Sparatus speaking up and promptly being overruled by the others. So, you know, pretty much just business as usual.
I’d think that, now that Whyney has gotten complete legal independence from the Council, a massive ransom extracted from the Turian Hierarchy, and every other thing that he could possibly want, this ‘fic could finally end, but there’s still two more chapters after this one. What could he possibly even do any more?
2679: The Shadow Warriors – Chapter 42, Part 1
Posted: September 27, 2020 Filed under: Justice League, The Shadow Warriors | Tags: batjamags, Batman, Comic Book, Crime, Don't Cut Yourself on All That Edge, Edgeverse, Justice League, Mystery, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Tryhard with a Vengeance 26 CommentsTitle: The Shadow Warriors
Author: Shadow knight1121
Media: Comic book
Topic: “Justice League” (Batman)
Genre: Crime / Mystery
URL: Chapter 42
Critiqued by BatJamags (GoodJamags)
Hello once again, patrons! I’m your guest host, GoodJamags, and I’m back with this fic! Last chapter, nothing you really need to care about happened.
Chapter 42: Start of Something New
… Well, actually, it’s the continuation of something very old. And it’s another marathon chapter, too. I really hope this doesn’t become a habit.
Authors Note: Thank you all once again and like I said before I had loads of help from Lightseeker so give thanks and credit where it’s due.
The fact that it required outside assistance to produce this is kinda sad.
Okay, this is it, the final installment for Reaper and Hitgirl. I hope it’s to your liking Jedi enjoy everyone. And yes I know I made a few spelling errors last chapter but I thought I got them all, I do proof read them I guess I just miss a few things. Believe me though it could have been a lot messier than it is now. Okay, enjoy!
That it could have been even messier is even more frightening.
Disclaimer: I do not own Batman.
It’s a pretty good rule of thumb that if you find you’ve typed something forty-two separate times, you probably didn’t need to.
Line break takes us into the chapter proper here.
Whisper had just left the children with a few tracers so she could find them later, after she dealt with Riddler of course and was now currently riding in the elevator towards god knows where. She had dried the tears from her eyes hating how she let her other half get the better of her and show emotions. Never again she kept telling herself as her elevator came to a sudden stop.
She wasn’t kidding, either. It was a very sudden stop.
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Posted: September 25, 2020 Filed under: Five NIghts at Freddy's, Pop's Animatronic Adventures | Tags: Drama, Ghostcat, Romance, Video Game, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 26 CommentsTitle: Pop’s Animatronic Adventure
Author: YourDoojiboo
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s/Sister Location
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat
—WARNING—
— CONTAINS VAGUE ADULT SHENANIGANS —
Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to another chapter a FNAF weirdness!
In the first chapter we were introduced to Eggs Benedict Pop, a Roblox programmer who has a night job as a security guard at a pizza restaurant. (Because those are skill sets that totally overlap.) Pop starts suddenly having ‘special feelings’ for Foxy’s parrot for Foxy, they engage in awkward lip-presses, and then Foxy followed Pop home for yet more awkward sexy times.
And on that uncomfortable note, on to the fic!
As Pop woke up, he noticed Foxy was gone.
He just gonna hit it and quit it? Harsh, dude.
A note was on the door.
The door? Like, just pinned to his bedroom door or his front door? Is this supposed to be romantic? Because that sounds more like something a serial killer would do. Even then, he should have waited until at least the second date.
2677: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised – Days (Chapters) Ten and Eleven
Posted: September 23, 2020 Filed under: Star Wars, Two Sith Lords and an Elf | Tags: Adventure, Book, Fantasy, Kitchen Sink, Lord of the Rings, Movie, Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut UP!!!!!, Star Wars, TacoMagic 23 CommentsTitle: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised
Author: Master Darth Warious – Lady of Chaos
Media: Book/Movie
Topic: Lord of the Rings/Star Wars
Genre: Adventure / Fantasy / Hot Mess
URL: Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised
Critiqued by TacoMagic
Heyo, patrons! Welcome back to, uh, this!
*waves toward the fic*
I have no idea what this fic even is supposed to be anymore, though the storification of a forum RP threat will likely remain my primary theory.
Anyway, last time THE MATRIX! because the fic has to earn its kitchen sink tag somehow, right? Other than the Sue trying to commit murder B’cuz teh evals! nothing of any note or substance happened.
I kid, I kid. Including the attempted murder, nothing of any note or substance happened.
Now let’s see what doesn’t happen this week! We just happen to be starting today with the shortest chapter in the fic, so that’s already a great sign.
Library of the Damned 
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