2099: Sly Cooper: Thief Of Virtue — Pages 89 Through 117

–WARNING–
— So, remember how I said that despite the title this was not in fact a porno?–
–Yeah.–
–Well.–
–About that…–

Title: Sly Cooper: Thief Of Virtue
Author:ConnorDavidson
Media: Video Game
Topic: Sly Cooper
Genre: None Given
URL: DeviantArt Gallery Page
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai

Hello hello all you patrons, and welcome back to Sly Cooper: Thief Of Virtue, which… err… well, we’ll see.

Previously we were treated to the tail end of the Ninja Master Kre mission, where Sly stole some kind of red crystal that was powering a cloaking device for Kre’s loot ship, which also (presumably) allowed him to beat the crap out of the Ninja Master while Bentley and Murray made off with the loot in a minisub and Panda King… didn’t really do that much. Carmelita and Ned got called in from some sort of weird fanservice-y thing in order to pick up the pieces, and the gang set off after their next mark, Cesar DeRoque. Oh yeah, and a hammy monologue from Ice-T Hontavirus revealed that Weeb Thug was never supposed to blow up Sly but just spy on him, and as punishment for his transgression Weeb Thug is going to get fed to Lady Venom who apparently is a cannibal. Because that‘s really what this comic needs.

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2098: Hybrid of the Underworld – Chapter One

Title: Hybrid of the Underworld
Author: WolveHulk
Media: Movie
Topic: Underworld
Genre: Romance / Supernatural
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Lyle and Lina

Warning:  NSFW due to poorly written sexy times

Hello, my lovelies. Today, I’m doing something really dangerous.  I’m riffing an active fic.  That’s right.  As of snagging this fic from ff.net, the last update was on July 18th, 2018.  In fact, when I grabbed it, the most recent chapter had been up for a whopping 4 hours.

Normally, I pick a fic that’s a bit older.  It’s had time to ruminate in the first stomach of the bovine that is the interwebs.  It’s ripe and stinky and has been molding like a fine cheese.  This time, however, when I went to ff.net with the intent of finding some good Underworld fics to read (don’t judge me!) and this one was at the very top of the list when I applied my filters*.

*English language and all ratings, if you must know.  I wasn’t looking for anything specific.

Since I was looking for a fic to read for pleasure, I just started at the top.  One look at the summary and I knew I’d found my next Library project.

Lovelies, I present to you “Hybrid of the Underworld.”

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2097: yandere gamzee x reader- the phantom of the school – Chapter 1

Title: yandere gamzee x reader- the phantom of the school
Author: otaisi
Media: Webcomic
Topic: Homestuck
Genre: Humor/Mystery
URL: Chapter 1
Critiqued by BatJamags (BadJamags) and Whirlybat von Flubbertybubble

I do Not Think it Means what You Think it Means count: 11

Hello once again, patrons! I’m your host, BatJamags…

Whirlybat: And I’m your guest host, Whirlybat von Flubbertybubble…

And we’re back with more messy readerfic! What fun!

Chapter 1

You sit at home in your bed. In your hands is a little white letter. Again. You read it over and over again. The same few words every time.

This is notable because letters are well known for having different content every time you read them.

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How to Not End Up in the Library: On Research and Doing Your Homework

Well, patrons, it’s another week that someone (probably me) screwed the pooch and didn’t get their riff in on time (or perhaps decided to be lame and post this instead of actually finishing his riff, but shhh), so I figure it’s an ample opportunity to revisit BatJamags’ idea of offering some helpful advice on how not to end up here in the Library – well, as the author being riffed, I mean. You guys can totally still hang out, that’s fine. I don’t run this site, I ain’t no bouncer.

Since I’m the resident Giant Fucking Nerd when it comes to infodumps, I figure it’s only fitting that I be the one to talk at length about a crucial piece of any writing process: Research.

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2096: The Power of Thee – Chapter 2

Title: The Power of Thee
Author: FariyFlare
Media: Video Game
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Genre: Adventure
URL: Chapter 2
Critiqued by Ghostcat

 

 

Hello, dear Patrons, and welcome to the second chapter of this Reader fic! In the first chapter, the Narrator disclosed to their friends – whom I shall call Generic Guy, Annoying Girl, Homestuck, and Highlighter – that the Narrator had discovered the real location of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria – and it’s within walking distance! What a complete shock!

The chapter starts off with the same key … wait a second. What’s that?

Y/N: Your name

E/C: Eye color

H/C: Hair color

H/L: Hair length

H/T: Hair type {curly, wavy, straight, ect}

F/C: Favorite color

POV: Point of View 

:eye-twitch:

There’s going to be POV Tags. Awesome. My favorite.

A/N: Author Note

This is for both boys and girls. Girls are on the left and boys on the right, but you can choice what option you want though.

I can’t tell if that A/N tag is meant to be attached to this disclaimer, or if it is just a warning of things yet to come.

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2095: Whisker Wonka – Pages 48-63

Title: Whisker Wonka
Author: Lizzimba
Media: Film
Topic: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Genre: Comic/Fetish
URL: Whisker Wonka Pages 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of Whisker Wonka! I for one cannot wait to finish this spectacular exercise in visual fail that is this comic, because hoo boy, has this been a stinker. It’s ugly, it makes no sense…

And the fucking Oompa Loompa strippers!

*headdesk*

Let’s just get right to it, because I get the feeling we’re gonna have to today.

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2094: Legend of Zelda: The True Force – Chapter Seven, Part Two

Title: Legend of Zelda: The True Force
Author:  Hikari no Vikki
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic: Legend of Zelda / Star Wars
Genre: Adventure / Fantasy
URL: Legend of Zelda: The True Force
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Hey, patrons!  Welcome back to Legend of Zelda: The True Force.  I know it’s been a while due to all the recent Sucktastic festivities, so let’s do a little recap!

The author is playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, transcribing her playthrough, and pretending it’s a fanfic.  She just finished off the first visit to Death Mountain by visiting the fairy fountain and riding Kaepora back to Kakiriko village.  A short, five word trip later, and they find themselves back at castle town.

And that brings us to now.

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