1229: The Great Rift – Chapter Nine (And a Brief Footnote About RIFT – A Remembrance In Fractured Time)

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 9
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of The Great Rift! I’m your host Herr Wozzeck and… well, here we are at last to close this thing out!

So as per the thing I mentioned in the first installment of the snark, yes, LimeyK did start work on a revamp of this whole fic. So… I’m going to do you all a favor and give you my impressions of that right when we get to the end. You’re not going to see me do a snarking of it, though: I figure one pass with this particular plot line is enough. So… yeah.

Anyway, let’s get started, yeah? We’ve got a shitty fanfic to finish!

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1214: The Great Rift – Chapter Eight

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 8
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello folks, and welcome back to Pretentious Fanfiction Theater. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and I’m going to be off doing this thing here.

So let’s get going, shall we? We’ve got more of this thing to slog through!

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1200: The Great Rift – Chapter Seven

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 7
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back for more The Great Rift!

*sigh*

Well, I don’t really have too much to say, except let’s see how much more pretentious this gets, right?

I can haaaaardly wait…

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1193: The Great Rift – Chapter Six

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 6
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

(Snarker’s Note: Oh shit! I accidentally flipped the posting order. This should’ve been a Kamen Rider: Ryuki week, not a Great Rift week. Oh well. We’ll be back to normal posting order next week. Sorry for the confusion, y’all!)

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to The Great Rift. I’m Herr Wozzeck, and today…

*sigh*

Oh dear. I think we have our longest chapter to date. And knowing this fic, it’s going to be awkward as all hell and dumb.

Well, let’s not waste any time, shall we? I for one am looking forward to seeing something happen in this turkey, and I think something might actually happen in this installment.

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1170: The Great Rift – Chapter Five

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 5
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back to Herr Wozzeck’s Awkward Prose Corner! I’m your host, Herr Wozzeck, and we’re back with the purpler of our two awkward prose fics.

So what’s gonna happen this time? Well, let’s see, shall we?

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1155: The Great Rift – Chapter Four

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 4
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gents, and welcome back to The Great Rift! Today, we continue on our little sortie into purple prose and bad formatting with this fic!

I wish I had more to say, but really, I shouldn’t have to say more.

So let’s get on with the story!

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1139: The Great Rift – Chapter Three

Title: The Great Rift
Author: LimeyK
Media:  Video Games
Topic: Super Smash Brothers
Genre: Drama/Adventure
URL: The Great Rift: Chapter 3
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello children, and welcome back for more of this fic! Yay, guess what we get to sit through more of?

That’s right! More purple prose!

*puts on the purple prose glasses*

Sit tight, ladies and gents, it’s about to get crazy up in here!

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