701: Twenty Warriors – Chapters Twenty-Three Part 2 and Chapter Twenty-Four
Posted: May 1, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Adventure, Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Marvel Universe, Movies, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 106 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 23
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 24
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the final installment of Twenty Warriors. Well, we’ve gone through my old shame, and we’ve talked about why it truly is a terrible, terrible fic.
Which is why you guys may find it crazy that it’s about to get a whole lot dumber. Yeah, this fic is still not done being stupid. You know why? ‘Cause we have yet to see the conclusion of this whole involved rigmarole. And what you see there… well…
Just be thankful we’ll be getting to that today. So let’s get going, shall we?
694: Twenty Warriors – Chapters Twenty-Two and Twenty-Three Part One
Posted: April 24, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Adventure, Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Marvel Universe, Movies, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 87 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 22
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 23
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back for more Twenty Warriors! Well, this week, we get to see two chapters that are little more than an extended fight scene.
Yep, you know what this means: there will be lots of skipping this week. Yay!
Anyway, let’s not waste any more time. Let’s get down to business, shall we?
687: Twenty Warriors – Chapters Twenty and Twenty-One
Posted: April 17, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Adventure, Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Marvel Universe, Movies, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 38 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 20
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 21
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hey ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to more of this shitfest.
Well… actually, shitfest may not be the best term for this week’s installment. See, here’s the funny thing about this fic: the second half is stupider than the first half, but there’s a bit of material that we hit that isn’t technically as bad as everything that’s come before it. So this week in Twenty Warriors, we’re actually given a bit of a break from the badness. Oh, there’s still a lot of shitty logic, but there’s more harmless bits that we can skip to dull the edge off a bit.
So let’s get to the harmless bits now, shall we?
680: Twenty Warriors – Chapter Nineteen
Posted: April 10, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Adventure, Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Kitchen Sink, Movies, Punisher, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, X-Men, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 25 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 19
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hey guys, and welcome to more Twenty Warriors.
*sigh*
Holy shit, this fic just keeps getting more and more illogical as we go. I get the strong feeling we’re going to hit the apex of stupid soon enough. I guess we’ll see in a bit, though.
For now, let’s get going with this installment.
673: Twenty Warriors – Chapter Eighteen
Posted: April 3, 2014 Filed under: Kitchen Sink, Twenty Warriors | Tags: Adventure, Cartoons, Comics, Dead or Alive, Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Gears of War, Herr Wozzeck, Kitchen Sink, Marvel Universe, Movies, Riviera: The Promised Land, Skies of Arcadia, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Symphonia, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Video Games, Your Librarians Have Old Shames 52 CommentsTitle: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
Genre: Adventure/Fantasy
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 18
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
*sigh*
Hey everybody, welcome back to more Twenty Warriors.
*sigh*
This fic has turned into a non-sensical clusterfuck all the way. It’s official. I just… Holy Jesus frosting, this fic is bad.
*sigh*
Well, I guess we better keep going, yeah? Let’s do this.
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