2466: Jason Michael — Crappy Pasta

Title: Jason Michael
Author: Madison.herbert.52
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Jeff The Killer (I think?)
Genre: Creepypasta
URL: Trollpasta Wiki Rehost
Critiqued by: AdmiralSakai and Guard-Novitiate Psk’nyor “Nina” C’hon

Hello hello all you patrons! Put on your Lava Wings and make sure you have a plan to give the appearance of having escaped from being trapped inside a painting without actually leaving the painting, because it’s that time of year again!

 

 

 

 

 

Today is a momentous and auspicious day in the history of spoop, my dear patrons, because at long last THE TROLLPASTA WIKI IS BACK ONLINE WITH A NEW HOSTING SERVICE!!

“Ia! Ia! Trollpasta fthaghn!”

No more scrounging around a bunch of merely bland, forgettable pastas to get to the few that are outrageously bad. Now they’re all in one place!

“No more having pastas get deleted mid-riff, or between when we deciide to riff them and actually get around to it!”

And, of course, who can forget such gems as Donald Trump Kills the Creepypasta Universe, Sonic.exe Vietnamese Crystal Edition, and Does Anybody Know A Good Plumber?

“I mean, look at this! I just clicked on a link randomly, and I got a Jeff Clone with terrible grammar called Jason Michael!”

No, it’s not in fact slasher-slash.

“Aww, glub. Serves me right for getting my hopes up, I guess.”

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2453: Voicebox – Chapter 6

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Welcome back to Voicebox. Hope you have your coffee ready, because I don’t. This will perhaps be the most boring chapter of the bunch.

Chapter 6

The next morning after breakfast

You all died! You all died after breakfast! Because Freddy Kruger came out of nowhere and killed you all when you mentioned having breakfast for the 10 millionth time in this story! It seriously gets on people’s nerves!

Toby and I invaded BEN’s room and “borrowed” a laptop so that we could look up the information on Voodoo shops and priestesses.

Because invading on other people’s property is totally justified if you complain about your own privacy being invaded every day!

“Oh god, Ben’s got nothing but pictures of kittens and puppies on his computer. That can’t be! It needs more porno pics of me to make my hatred of him more justified!”

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2437: Voicebox – Chapter 5

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Trigger Warning:  This chapter really ramps up with the author utilizing several different instances sexual assault for cheap drama and romance fuel.  If you are sensitive to such topics, it is recommended to pass by today’s installment.

Welcome back to Voicebox. Previously, Shayla killed a little kid and his family for bullying her little, was sexually assaulted by Jeff the Killer, had a weird ass dream about her sister, and learned that logic no longer applies when it comes to magic and resurrecting people. This time, we actually have somewhat of an actual plot. Shayla must now travel across the country to collect random things to resurrect her sister. Along the way, we get a deeper look into the suethor’s agenda.

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2426: Voicebox – Chapter 4

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

In the previous fucking chapter of this story, the sue was planning to kill off a little kid and his family for the atrocious crime of *gasp* pushing her little sister into a mud puddle. Will she accomplish this and get off scot free?

Chapter 4

That night after helping Father prepare several different dishes for everyone’s dinner, 

What no filler scene talking about everyone’s food? This chapter gets an automatic 0/10 for a lack of consistency!

getting Father’s permission to go on a killing spree and changing into our normal killing outfits, 

“Blood stains regular clothes you know!”

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2413: Voicebox – Chapter 3

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

The six people who were sitting in the living room stared at Father as if he had grown a second head.

In a world full of deformed freaks, that’s totally something to be weirded out by! Am I right?

There was one in black and white who looked like a gothic clown with a striped cone nose. His jaw dropped and a bunch of half chewed candy fell out.

“Is that…a girl?”

Sitting on the floor in front of the T.V. was a boy who looked a lot like Link, but had black eyes with red pupils. After staring at Father for a minute his eyes landed on me and he gave me a perverted grin.

Because if there is another thing this story needs to further ruin all our innocence, it’s the author turning little kids into perverted slobs.

 A young man in black and dark blue, wearing a dark blue mask with black ooze coming out of the eye sockets was sitting in a chair with an open book in his lap.

Get it? He’s Eyeless Jack… and he’s reading a book. So creative!

 I couldn’t really tell what he was thinking because of his mask.

Yet he still manages to show far more emotion than you ever had in the story so far.

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2378: Voicebox – Chapter 2

Title: Voicebox: A Ticci Toby fanfiction
Author: WhiteSiren
Media: Creepypasta
Topic: Ticci Toby/Jeff the Killer/ Slenderman / etc.
Genre: Horror/Romance
URL: https://lolpasta.fandom.com/wiki/Voicebox
Critiqued by PsychoNerd054

Last time I read about the story of a girl with Tourette’s who’s been abused her whole life, went out and kill people, and craves voice boxes for no discernible reason. If you thought that was crazy, this chapter introduces Jeff the Killer midway.

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Fillertastic Special: AdmiralSakai and Serketry Riff Terrible MLP Fanart Episode III– Revenge of the Shit

You should know the drill by now. There’s a lot of My Little Pony fanart out there, and most of it is terrible or has unpleasant implications or is just plain confusing, and so Serketry and I riffed it over Steam chat and then reformatted everything into a Library post.

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