1665: Scarlet – Chapters One, Two, Three, and Four (But Really Only Chapter One)

Posted: January 23, 2017 | Author: | Filed under: Scarlet, Scream | Tags: , , , , | 83 Comments

Title: Scarlet
Author: sadnesseggxxx
Media: Movies
Topic: Scream
Genre: Romance & Spiritual
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by Angie ft. Auntie Vodka

Trigger Warning: References to body disorders (anorexia, bulimia, etc.), suicide, homophobia, and rape.

Sponsored by Apple.

Not really.

Oops.

Also, Auntie Vodka is a real person, and all of her lines are specifically written by her.

Hiraani, Jeffrey, and Niel are not.

*Jeffrey and Hiraani drag Angie down to her desk*

NO! NO! I DON’T WANNA! I DON’T WANNA DO IT!

Jeffrey: It’s for your own good.

HOW in the FUCK is it for MY OWN GOOD?

*screams, fights against her interns’ grips*

Hiraani: Stop.

NO! FUCK YOU! I don’t want to review Scarlet!

Jeffrey: *ties Angie to her chair with a belt*

Stop! This is abuse!

Hiraani: What about when you furiously slapped me?

That was for a good cause!

Hiraani: What good cause?

…

Charity?

Hiraani: Just review the fanfic.

Fine.

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1664: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL – Chapter Nine

Posted: January 23, 2017 | Author: | Filed under: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL, Sonic the Hedgehog | Tags: , , , , | 26 Comments

Title: SONIC HIGH SCHOOL
Author: DarkDoomFireMaster
Media:  Video Game
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog
Genre: Drama/Romance
URL: Chapter Nine
Critiqued by Lyle and Koori

I can’t.  I just can’t keep this up.

*Lyle is dragged into her office by Koori*

Koori:  Your public needs you, Miss Lyle.  You have no choice.

But this trollfic is sapping my will to live!  Please!  You do it this week!

Koori:  I have to take Barty to the vet again.  It’s been on the calendar for weeks.  I can’t cancel on this short of notice; they have to do special set up for him and you know he won’t let anyone else hold his fin when he gets his vaccines.

But-

Koori: Ask Lina to do it.  *pushes Lyle down onto her chair and then vanishes in a swirl of leaves*

Maybe I will!  *presses a few buttons on her cell phone*

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Goddamnit.  *presses another button*  Voicemail.

Fine.  I’ll do it this week but next week I’m going to start alternating this piece of shit with a new fic.

So, summing up the last chapter, Espio decided he didn’t want Rouge to have his baby, so he and Sonic slipped her a “bortion” pill to make her lose said fetus.  However, since she was apparently 9 months along and not 1 day along, she went into labor in the middle of the cafeteria instead.  The school nurse shows up, along with some convenient privacy curtains, and Rouge ends up having a baby that looks like Knuckles.  Drama.  Wee ha-ha.

Oh, did I mention this author thinks babies come out of a woman’s anus?  Yeah.  This is why I’m going back to an alternating schedule.

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