The following chapters mention the private parts of ponies. That is all.
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Last time on Fall to Equestria, our wonderful protagonist Loser Martin attended a welcome-to-Equestria party held in his honor by Pinkie Pie. There he encountered Lyra Heartstrings and wasted no time in… jerking her off in public, getting a face full of magical horn ejaculate (!) for his trouble. After making out with Pinkie Pie (thereby getting himself covered in saliva and unijizz) and being felt up by a bunch of other random ponies-
-and losing his dickshirt in the process-
-he made the entirely sensible decision to leave that cauldron of insanity only to encounter the one and only Princess Luna.
Sadly, that does not mean the entire ‘fic up to this point has been a nightmare.
Lest she’d banish it from existence.
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We resume with a whole lot of nothing in Chapter Seven, ‘The midnight walk’.