1034: The Legend of Dragoon: The Eighth Spirit – Chapter Eight

Title: The Legend of Dragoon: The Eighth Spirit
Author: PhoenixofShadows
Media: Video Game
Topic: Legend of Dragoon
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
URL: The Legend of Dragoon: The Eighth Spirit
Critiqued by TacoMagic and Swenia

*Swenia glides into the snarking chamber wearing glasses, scholar’s robes, and holding a giant tome*

Uh, what are…?

“Hunting the ninja proved to be fruitless. As a change of pace, this week I’m hunting Book Specs.”

Really? You’d think he’d have about as much innate huntability as Crunchy.

“I like a challenge.”

Uh-huh. So, how’d it go?

“Not great. Ended up spending the morning moving piles of scrolls around, which created similar piles but in new locations. After that, I had to help him taste-test his massive collection of unlabeled potions of polymorph. Apparently he lost the one for unicorns and Eliza has been on his case to borrow it. We finished up the morning studying something called ‘The Prudlum Nothix’, whatever that was supposed to be.”

Sounds like a wild morning. I guess we should get started.

Last time the team flailed their way through the Limestone cave. This involved flinging themselves down a waterfall slide, flinging themselves through some water, and then flinging themselves at the Orobulous, which was a snake reborn as a centipede. That’s pretty much all that happened. There was ‘character development’ which consisted of us being told to feel things, but otherwise it was pretty bare-bones so far as actual events.

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