1025: Halo: The True Meaning of Christmas – One Shot, Part Two

Title: Halo: The True Meaning of Christmas
Author: Half-Jaw
Media: Video Game
Topic:  Halo
Genre: Sci-Fi/Romance
URL: Halo: TMOC
Critiqued by AdmiralSakai

Hello again, noble patrons, and welcome back to Halo: The True Meaning Of Christmas!

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Those were agonized howls of delight, I’m sure.

Previously in this stilted, beige romp across Earth orbit, we saw Arbiter Thel ‘Vadamee wander around a very Voidy section of Cairo Station, coming across a Christmas party for no particular reason and getting Commander Miranda Keyes’ head lodged in between his mandibles or something. The two decided they were in love because that’s a thing humans and Elites are apparently doing now, one armless, legless AI asked another armless, legless, immobile AI to dance, and a bunch of other characters reduced to cardboard cutouts decided to drink themselves out of this terrible ‘fic, leaving The Friendly Neighborhood Hinge-Head Counter at a very respectable 4.

So, let’s see what fresh distortion of the Halo trilogy our brave investigation will uncover today.

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