932: To Love Another Soul – Chapter Twelve
Posted: January 11, 2015 Filed under: Lord of the Rings, To Love Another Soul | Tags: Adventure, Books, KittyNoodles, Lord of the Rings, Movies, Romance 40 CommentsTitle: To Love Another Soul
Author: Writer of Eryn Lasgalen
Media: Books / Movies
Topic: Lord of the Rings
Genre: Romance / Adventure
URL: Chapter 12
Critiqued by KittyNoodles
***For the sake of comedy, this riff features a bit of Sindarin. All translations can be found at the end.***
Kitty: Hello, Patrons, and welcome to 2015! As a belated New Year’s present, I’ve gotten you all another chapter of To Love Another Soul!
Last time I knocked Kiara out in order to prevent her from torching the place, so this week I have Scythe with me again as a meat shield in case Amariah decides to murder me in retaliation.
Scythe: I was promised babes.
*Kitty throws a stuffed Babe plushie at Scythe’s head.*
Scythe: That’s not funny.
Kitty: In the last chapter, there was a lot of highly repetitive wangsting and mushiness, so much so that we ran out of ways to insult it. Oh, and we discovered Galadriel has scars all over her face.
Scythe: *flatly* She has what?
Kitty: Onw—
*Scythe stuffs the Babe plushie in Kitty’s mouth and momentarily excuses himself to read the previous chapter. He comes back looking very irritated.*
Scythe: Now we can continue.
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